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Rahul Gandhi vows to marry if Congress is voted to power in Uttar Pradesh

Rahul Gandhi vows to marry if Congress is voted to power in Uttar Pradesh »

Rahul Gandhi has announced that he would marry someone from UP if Congress comes to power in the state. While no one is sure how this could help Congress win elections, party leaders are claiming that Rahul Gandhi has played a masterstroke. The announcement has pushed the state Congress unit into ecstasy as media grabbed the news and made it the biggest headline of the day....

February 13 2012 / 20 comments / Read More »
No obscene slogans found written on the toilet walls of Karnataka Assembly

No obscene slogans found written on the toilet walls of Karnataka Assembly »

In a highly surprising development, a team of investigators failed to spot even a single obscene slogan or sketch drawn on the walls of the toilets inside the Karnataka Assembly premises. The investigators were trying to solve the mystery of MLAs watching porn clip during the assembly session when they encountered this shocking revelation. The incident could derail the investigations, experts fear....

February 11 2012 / 10 comments / Read More »

BJP MLAs to auction the porn clip that they were viewing »

BJP MLAs to auction the porn clip that they were viewing

After reports of unprecedented demand for the porn clip that they were caught viewing in the state assembly, BJP MLAs have decided to sell the four minute video clip to the highest bidder in a public...

Feb 9 2012 / 12 comments / Read More »

Fresh petition against Chidambaram accusing him of “intelligence failure” in 2G scam »

Fresh petition against Chidambaram accusing him of “intelligence failure” in 2G scam

Subramanian Swamy has filed a fresh petition against P Chidambaram accusing him of “intelligence failure” in the 2G scam that led to losses to the national exchequer. Swamy took this step after a special CBI court...

Feb 5 2012 / 10 comments / Read More »

Kapil Sibal blames Britishers for loot, Congress just followed the policy »

Kapil Sibal blames Britishers for loot, Congress just followed the policy

Kapil Sibal has blamed the British rulers of the pre-Independence era for the massive loot of country’s wealth, which has resulted in unequal distribution of resources among the citizens of India. However, Sibal didn’t categorically term...

Feb 3 2012 / 30 comments / Read More »

Couple caught together at midnight on campus, studying »

Couple caught together at midnight on campus, studying

A boy and girl at IIT Madras campus were caught together near institute’s stadium at midnight yesterday. The couple was sitting in an isolated corner and engaged in studying when Ram Nawab, the institute’s night watchman...

Jan 28 2012 / 11 comments / Read More »
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Idiots of India sue The Hindu for mocking them in advertisement »

Idiots of India sue The Hindu for mocking them in advertisement

Indian Idiot Society has decided to file a defamation case against Chennai based daily newspaper The Hindu for mocking their beliefs and way of life in an advertisement targeting the rival newspaper The Times of India. These idiots, who don’t want to know anything else that the pet name of...

Jan 27 2012 / 40 comments / Read More »

Indian team to carry their own pitches for future foreign tours »

Indian team to carry their own pitches for future foreign tours

After India looks set to lose eight consecutive test matches on overseas pitches, BCCI has decided to take corrective measures. The Indian cricket board has decided that the teams will carry their own pitches on foreign tours. BCCI President has argued that when team could carry their own batting kits,...

Jan 25 2012 / 19 comments / Read More »

Mayawati’s missing shoes were thrown at Rahul Gandhi »

Mayawati’s missing shoes were thrown at Rahul Gandhi

The shoe thrown at Rahul Gandhi during a public rally has been found to be belonging to Mayawati. The shoes were actually sandals, which had gone missing two years ago after they arrived in India in a special empty jet from London. Police has launched an inquiry into how the...

Jan 23 2012 / 11 comments / Read More »

Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist for safe return to Pakistan »

Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist for safe return to Pakistan

After the risk of getting arrested as soon as he lands in Pakistan, former Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has decided to declare himself a terrorist so that he was granted safe haven in Pakistan. Earlier, Pakistani interior minister had declared that Musharraf would be arrested as soon as he landed...

Jan 21 2012 / 35 comments / Read More »
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Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Does high TRP ratings justify sensational and senseless news on television? How rational and justified is the assumed positive correlation between TRPs and business profits? Is the 'mission' of journalism always in conflict with 'business' of journalism? Is there a...

Jul 7, 2009 / More »

Economy

NRI uncles back in demand as Dollar reaches record levels

NRI uncles back in demand as Dollar reaches record levels

With rupee weakening against the US dollar, NRIs are suddenly back in demand for everyone – relatives, shopkeepers, real estate companies, and beggars. With every dollar fetching more benefits of an aam aadmi amidst rising inflation, Indians are back to...

Dec 14, 2011 / More »

Celebrities

Man with over 500 pictures of Kim Kardashian finally learns to pronounce her name

Man with over 500 pictures of Kim Kardashian finally learns to pronounce her name

Ricky Bahl, who has a hobby of collecting pictures of various ladies, has finally learned how to pronounce “Kim Kardashian” – the name of the famous American actress, model and sex-tape leaker. It’s not yet clear why Ricky took the...

Dec 17, 2011 / More »

Technology

Government to pre-screen babies before mothers can give birth to them

Government to pre-screen babies before mothers can give birth to them

In order to make world a better for sensitive people, government has decided to pre-screen the arrival of future generations and stop those babies from being born who could offend people’s sentiments. This will be done through a technology that...

Dec 7, 2011 / More »

Research

Engineers surviving only on chai-sutta inspire study for a new fuel

Engineers surviving only on chai-sutta inspire study for a new fuel

In an exciting development, a group of IIT Madras PhD students have been given permission to study the possibility of a revolutionary fuel. The fuel being talked about here is a mixture of tobacco and tea, which has helped hundreds...

Sep 15, 2011 / More »

Crime

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters have wholeheartedly welcomed the government decision to allow FDI in retail sector and are looking to steal as many costly products as possible when international retail chains such as Walmart open their stores in India. The shoplifters are...

Nov 29, 2011 / More »

Astrology

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

After weeks of bickering, ruling Congress and opposition BJP have come together and announced a step that they believe would make things better for aam aadmi. Both parties have decided to change the country’s name from “India” to “Inddia”. The...

Sep 28, 2011 / More »

Letters

Exposed: top secret letters exchanged before A Raja resigned

Exposed: top secret letters exchanged before A Raja resigned

Faking News has accessed a series of letters exchanged between the top leaders of our country in the last few days, which has now concluded with A Raja resigning from the union cabinet. These letters were supposed to be classified...

Nov 15, 2010 / More »
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