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Gmail accounts of women accessed by anti-reservation lobby

Gmail accounts of women accessed by anti-reservation lobby »

A senior Google official told Faking News on Thursday that groups considered opposed to Women’s Reservation Bill had accessed Gmail accounts of thousands of women in the past few weeks. These groups read emails and chat-scripts of these women and analyzed their contact lists, and even tried to send fake e-mails from their accounts. But Google has assured that the attacked accounts were now safe, and...

March 11 2010 / 5 comments / Read More »
IIM student has started believing his salary quoted by media

IIM student has started believing his salary quoted by media »

In a serious development raising concerns of his well being, an IIM student has started believing that he would actually be getting the same amount of cash in hand as has been reported by media for being his annual salary. The 24-year-old student from one of the top IIMs (campus withheld to protect identity) bagged a job offer of 1.92 crore rupees as per media reports....

March 10 2010 / 9 comments / Read More »

Dogs name Arundhati Roy as mediator for talks with Maoists »

Dogs name Arundhati Roy as mediator for talks with Maoists

Barely a day after Maoists announced a diktat to poison all the dogs in Jhargram-Lalgarh area of West Bengal, dogs have announced their willingness to talk to the Maoists and arrive at a peaceful solution. Dogs...

Mar 9 2010 / 6 comments / Read More »

Women’s Reservation Bill passed with quota for Men within it »

Women’s Reservation Bill passed with quota for Men within it

In a historical decision announced on the occasion of International Women’s Day, Indian parliament today unanimously passed the long-pending Women’s Reservation Bill, clearing the deck for 33% reservation for women in parliamentary and assembly seats. To...

Mar 8 2010 / 28 comments / Read More »

Sunday Magazine: The curious case of Rahul Mahajan’s marriage »

Sunday Magazine: The curious case of Rahul Mahajan’s marriage

So finally Rahul Mahajan got married and the national breathed a sigh of relief. But the incident has left the society grappling with some existentialist questions that were brushed off when Rakhi Sawant’s sawayamvar had trigged...

Mar 7 2010 / 8 comments / Read More »

Matric examinee angry at family for not helping him with cheating »

Matric examinee angry at family for not helping him with cheating

Murli Prasad, a third-time matriculation examinee, has expressed deep frustration over the half-hearted attempts by his father and elder brother in helping him cheat during the ongoing class Xth board examinations. The 17-year-old fears that he...

Mar 6 2010 / 5 comments / Read More »
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MPs could undergo sex change surgeries to bypass women’s reservation »

MPs could undergo sex change surgeries to bypass women’s reservation

A study undertaken by Faking News Intelligence Group has revealed that many Indian politicians could go for sex-change surgeries to bypass the provisions of women’s reservation bill whenever it becomes a law. The bill provisions for one-third of the parliamentary seats to be reserved for contest by women candidates only,...

Mar 5 2010 / 7 comments / Read More »

Baba calling babe – Godman caught with callgirls claims he has split personality »

Baba calling babe – Godman caught with callgirls claims he has split personality

Godman Shiv Murat Dwivedi, also known as Ichchhadhari Sant Swami Bhimanand, who was arrested a few days back for running a high profile sex racket, has claimed that he was suffering from schizophrenia i.e. split personality, and had no idea what his evil twin was doing. Following this, his lawyers...

Mar 4 2010 / 10 comments / Read More »

Possibility of having Gorillas on Mars fails to excite monkeys »

Possibility of having Gorillas on Mars fails to excite monkeys

Latest reports indicating presence of Gorillas on Mars might have stirred up passions and curiosity among the human beings, but the incident has had no effect on world’s apes and monkeys. Most of the monkeys whom Faking News could talk to, showed no excitement or emotions whatsoever over the latest...

Mar 4 2010 / 4 comments / Read More »

Controversy erupts over nude Sheikh painting by M F Husain »

Controversy erupts over nude Sheikh painting by M F Husain

Within a few days of him accepting the Qatari citizenship, noted painter Maqbool Fida Husain is facing a fresh controversy. One of his lesser known paintings, The Nude Dude, has been deemed to depict an Arab Sheikh in a nude posture. Although Husain denies it, various Arab groups have accused...

Mar 3 2010 / 28 comments / Read More »
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Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Does high TRP ratings justify sensational and senseless news on television? How rational and justified is the assumed positive correlation between TRPs and business profits? Is the 'mission' of journalism always in conflict with 'business' of journalism? Is there a...

Jul 7, 2009 / More »

Celebrities

Airlines faces trouble as silicon breasts of Rakhi Sawant gets damaged in transit

Airlines faces trouble as silicon breasts of Rakhi Sawant gets damaged in transit

Traveling by air is getting dangerous with each day. First it was mid-air fight among the crew, followed by eve-teasing of air-hostesses, and now private assets of passengers are getting damaged. Just a couple of days after Sarod maestro Ustad...

Jan 16, 2010 / More »

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“I want to run naked in my office all over and shock my boss”

“I want to run naked in my office all over and shock my boss”

My dumb boss gives me some absolutely vague instructions and asks me to meet some absolutely ridiculous deadlines. This leaves me distraught, sitting with my head resting down on my arms on the desk as I look down on the...

Nov 25, 2009 / More »

Horoscope

“you could fatally attack and murder your boss this month”

“you could fatally attack and murder your boss this month”

Holy fuck! You might murder your boss this month as he will refuse to grant you any leaves at all even though you have so many marriages of your friends to attend. If you are unmarried, the chances are high...

Nov 2, 2009 / More »

Research

Believers go on rampage as researchers declare G-spot mythical

Believers go on rampage as researchers declare G-spot mythical

Hundreds of men and women believing in the existence of Gräfenberg Spot, an erogenous zone in the vaginal area of women better known as the G-spot, have been out in the streets destroying public property, after scientists at The King's...

Jan 5, 2010 / More »

World

Osama Bin Laden releases his long awaited book of poetry

Osama Bin Laden releases his long awaited book of poetry

After releasing an audiotape addressed to the US President Barack Obama, world famous terrorist Osama Bin Laden has now released a book of poetry, but surprisingly, he has dedicated it to his first wife Najwa Ghanem, even though speculators favored...

Jan 26, 2010 / More »

Cricket

Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century

Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century

Employees of an IT company went berserk and ransacked their office beyond recognition after they realized that the system administrators had blocked access to Cricinfo and other cricket based websites on office computers. The management had already disallowed watching sports...

Feb 24, 2010 / More »

Technology

IIT student develops gadget to help Mayawati statues join Twitter

IIT student develops gadget to help Mayawati statues join Twitter

With a special police force to protect them from evil doers, statues of Mayawati could now peacefully speak up their mind on Twitter. Sounds unbelievable? But this has been made possible by Avinash Singh, a final year Electronics and Communication...

Jan 30, 2010 / More »
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