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Mumbai Govindas set to hide eyesores of Delhi during CWG

Mumbai Govindas set to hide eyesores of Delhi during CWG »

After having failed to procure or produce the proposed aesthetic curtains to hide unfinished construction works behind them, Delhi government has decided to hire Govinda mandals of Mumbai to conceal such spots from the views of visitors during the Commonwealth Games next month. Such mandals would be required to create multi-storied human towers around potholes, muddy areas, unfinished construction sites, and other similar eyesores....

September 2 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »
With just over a month to go, terrorists pull out of CWG

With just over a month to go, terrorists pull out of CWG »

In a setback of sorts to the Commonwealth Games, a lesser known terrorist group planning to attack the games venues in Delhi has decided to abort its plans for terrorism. While the organizers are terming it as success and result of their strategy, many experts believe that this in fact is a setback for them as they have lost an excuse not to host the games....

September 1 2010 / 22 comments / Read More »

Government now wants to read status updates of all on Facebook »

Government now wants to read status updates of all on Facebook

After Research In Motion (RIM), the Canadian company behind the Blackberry smartphone, bowed to official pressure to provide access to all text messages on its network, the Indian Government is stepping up its online monitoring campaign....

Aug 31 2010 / 5 comments / Read More »

PCB mulls over legalizing match fixing, to offer it as service »

PCB mulls over legalizing match fixing, to offer it as service

After realizing that its players just can’t stop themselves from fixing matches, Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has decided to accept the reality and turn it into a business model. From now onward, all matches involving Pakistan...

Aug 30 2010 / 9 comments / Read More »

Arindam Chaudhuri gets clean bowled by Sachin Tendulkar »

Arindam Chaudhuri gets clean bowled by Sachin Tendulkar

When master blaster Sachin Tendulkar met the honorary dean of IIPM Arindam Chaudhuri, the management guru couldn’t stop himself from giving some gyaan and guru mantra to the legendary cricketer....

Aug 28 2010 / 17 comments / Read More »

Happily married frog couple to be divorced for Commonwealth Games »

Happily married frog couple to be divorced for Commonwealth Games

After realizing that heavy rains had hampered preparations and construction works for the Commonwealth Games, Delhi government has decided to schedule a divorce of a Mendhak and a Mendhaki (a heterosexual frog couple) who were apparently...

Aug 28 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »
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Delhi to have its own Beijing-style 100km traffic jams by 2015 »

Delhi to have its own Beijing-style 100km traffic jams by 2015

India still has a long way to go to catch China, according to a report by the Ministry of Transport. According to the report, Delhi has experienced a recent upsurge of traffic chaos caused by the heavy monsoon rains, which have flooded roads, causing huge tail backs and cutting off...

Aug 27 2010 / 9 comments / Read More »

After “Rakhi Ka Insaaf”, Imagine TV plans “Rakhi Ka Ilaaj” »

After “Rakhi Ka Insaaf”, Imagine TV plans “Rakhi Ka Ilaaj”

You saw ‘Rakhi Ka Swayamvar’, you would soon see ‘Rakhi Ka Insaaf’, but are your ready for ‘Rakhi Ka Ilaaj’? Drama queen Rakhi Sawant has convinced her favorite broadcaster Imagine TV for another reality show called ‘Rakhi Ka Ilaaj’. With this, Rakhi would be playing a doctor on television and...

Aug 26 2010 / 10 comments / Read More »

Pervert shocked to know he had been feeling manboobs till now »

Pervert shocked to know he had been feeling manboobs till now

Ranjeet Singh, a habitual eve-teaser and an utter pervert, got the shock of his life when he realized that he had been enjoying the fleshy feel of someone’s manboobs in a crowded Delhi bus. Ranjeet thought that a girl was standing behind him in the bus, a thought that led...

Aug 25 2010 / 18 comments / Read More »

IIPM derecognizes UGC, starts Privy League of universities »

IIPM derecognizes UGC, starts Privy League of universities

A day after UGC issued public notices in all leading newspapers of India clarifying that IIPM did not have the rights of conferring or granting degrees, IIPM has come up with full page advertisements in all kinds of papers declaring that UGC didn’t have the rights to award recognition to...

Aug 24 2010 / 32 comments / Read More »
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Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Does high TRP ratings justify sensational and senseless news on television? How rational and justified is the assumed positive correlation between TRPs and business profits? Is the 'mission' of journalism always in conflict with 'business' of journalism? Is there a...

Jul 7, 2009 / More »

Celebrities

Khap Panchayat orders Rahul Mahajan to be forcibly married off to Rakhi Sawant

Khap Panchayat orders Rahul Mahajan to be forcibly married off to Rakhi Sawant

In an attempt to improve their image in the civil society and reach out to the youth, a Khap Panchayat has decided to execute the longest pending demand of the populace – to get Rahul Mahajan and Rakhi Sawant married...

Jul 30, 2010 / More »

World

Taliban finding it easier to train monkeys, but tougher to make them suicide bombers

Taliban finding it easier to train monkeys, but tougher to make them suicide bombers

Even though many sources dismissed the reports about Taliban training monkeys to carry out attacks on US troops as ‘absurd’ and ‘rumor’, our sources have confirmed that the news about “monkey terrorists” were genuine and Taliban were indeed raising an...

Jul 17, 2010 / More »

Horoscope

“you could fatally attack and murder your boss this month”

“you could fatally attack and murder your boss this month”

Holy fuck! You might murder your boss this month as he will refuse to grant you any leaves at all even though you have so many marriages of your friends to attend. If you are unmarried, the chances are high...

Nov 2, 2009 / More »

Research

Mathematics and Biology textbooks made us prejudiced, research claims

Mathematics and Biology textbooks made us prejudiced, research claims

“If a log can be broken by a man in 3 days, by a woman in 4 days and by a child in 7 days, how many logs can be broken by 4 men and 3 women together in 2...

Apr 5, 2010 / More »

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“Census worker asked me my bust size, what will they do with this data?”

“Census worker asked me my bust size, what will they do with this data?”

I was shocked, even offended, but kept my cool as I had seen many hoardings over bus-stops asking citizens of India to cooperate with the census staff. Some people had even told me that I could be penalized if I...

May 21, 2010 / More »

Internet

Google secretly developing a competitor to Paul the Octopus

Google secretly developing a competitor to Paul the Octopus

Concerned over the growing popularity of Paul the Octopus for accurately resolving people’s doubts, something for which a lot of people have relied upon Google search results, Google is reported to be developing its own Octopus, tentatively named “Google 8”....

Jul 8, 2010 / More »

Economy

Pakistan divided over what symbol to choose for its own rupee

Pakistan divided over what symbol to choose for its own rupee

With India all set to declare a unique identification symbol for its currency, demands for declaration of a symbol for Pakistani rupee too have started growing in Pakistan, even as opinions in the civil society appear divided over it. While...

Jun 24, 2010 / More »
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