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Sena relents, will allow SRK movie to be shown till interval

Sena relents, will allow SRK movie to be shown till interval »

In a clear sign of tensions easing out, Shiv Sena has declared that it will not disturb the screening of Shahrukh Khan’s new movie My Name Is Khan till the intermission time, and theatres across Maharashtra were free to release and run the movie for that duration. Party leader Uddhav Thackeray declared it in a press conference today, putting the ball in the court of MNIK...

February 9 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »
West Bengal demands 10 percent reservation for Bengalis

West Bengal demands 10 percent reservation for Bengalis »

Left Front government in the West Bengal has demanded 10% blanket reservation for Bengalis all over India. The demand was raised in a press conference organized by Chief Minister and CPM leader Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee, who along with his party, believes that West Bengal has become a backward and poor state in the last 33 years, and Bengalis now needed reservation in all government and private jobs...

February 8 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »

Single man goes into depression as Valentine’s Week begin »

Single man goes into depression as Valentine’s Week begin

Pramod Malik, 29, has gone into a sullen mood after he received a spate of SMSes from Vodafone urging him to celebrate Valentine’s Week, even though Pramod has been consistently single since he moved to a...

Feb 8 2010 / 7 comments / Read More »

Sunday Magazine: Dealing with the modern Peeping Toms »

Sunday Magazine: Dealing with the modern Peeping Toms

How many times have you gone fucking crazy when someone has tried to look into your laptop screen when you were composing a mail or chatting with someone online? Worse, when someone tries to explore the...

Feb 7 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Is SRK hand in gloves with Shiv Sena to promote his movie? »

Is SRK hand in gloves with Shiv Sena to promote his movie?

Faking News has got some conclusive proof to show that Shahrukh Khan might be colluding with Shiv Sena to promote his upcoming movie My Name Is Khan (MNIK). Our technology correspondent has been able to get...

Feb 6 2010 / 6 comments / Read More »

Rahul Gandhi’s pocket picked while traveling in local train »

Rahul Gandhi’s pocket picked while traveling in local train

The intrepid act of traveling in a local train like a common man might have won laurels for Congress leader Rahul Gandhi by the media, but it seems that it cost him a few thousand bucks....

Feb 5 2010 / 13 comments / Read More »
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Lalit Modi buys rights of Veer from Salman Khan, to produce film »

Lalit Modi buys rights of Veer from Salman Khan, to produce film

The noble mission of integrating Bollywood and Cricket received another shot in the arm when Lalit Modi bought full rights of the romantic-warrior movie Veer from Salman Khan. Modi is all set to produce a new Bollywood movie – IPL ka Veer, an epic love story of a cricketer. The...

Feb 4 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »

Earliest facebook users oppose immigration of orkut users »

Earliest facebook users oppose immigration of orkut users

A group of facebook users from India, who have been using facebook since it was made public in September 2006, have expressed deep concern over the increased immigration of orkut users into the network in recent times. These users have formed an organization called F4 and have threatened to hack...

Feb 4 2010 / 15 comments / Read More »

Reliance Telecommunications announces results for the rest of the year »

Reliance Telecommunications announces results for the rest of the year

In an unprecedented development, Reliance Telecommunications has announced its results for all the remaining quarters of the year, even though there are another eleven months left in the year. Explaining the move to Faking News business reporter SK Wimwian, the company’s VP, Corporate Affairs, Mr. Rajan Sajnani said that this...

Feb 3 2010 / 3 comments / Read More »

Dozens fall sick after attending a speech by Raj Thackeray »

Dozens fall sick after attending a speech by Raj Thackeray

At least 57 persons were hospitalized with symptoms like nausea, headache and vomiting after they attended a meeting where MNS chief Raj Thackeray delivered a speech on development of Mumbai and Maharashtra. Most of the victims have been discharged after primary treatment but condition of 13 of them continues to...

Feb 2 2010 / 33 comments / Read More »
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Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Does high TRP ratings justify sensational and senseless news on television? How rational and justified is the assumed positive correlation between TRPs and business profits? Is the 'mission' of journalism always in conflict with 'business' of journalism? Is there a...

Jul 7, 2009 / More »

Celebrities

Airlines faces trouble as silicon breasts of Rakhi Sawant gets damaged in transit

Airlines faces trouble as silicon breasts of Rakhi Sawant gets damaged in transit

Traveling by air is getting dangerous with each day. First it was mid-air fight among the crew, followed by eve-teasing of air-hostesses, and now private assets of passengers are getting damaged. Just a couple of days after Sarod maestro Ustad...

Jan 16, 2010 / More »

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“I want to run naked in my office all over and shock my boss”

“I want to run naked in my office all over and shock my boss”

My dumb boss gives me some absolutely vague instructions and asks me to meet some absolutely ridiculous deadlines. This leaves me distraught, sitting with my head resting down on my arms on the desk as I look down on the...

Nov 25, 2009 / More »

Horoscope

“you could fatally attack and murder your boss this month”

“you could fatally attack and murder your boss this month”

Holy fuck! You might murder your boss this month as he will refuse to grant you any leaves at all even though you have so many marriages of your friends to attend. If you are unmarried, the chances are high...

Nov 2, 2009 / More »

Research

Believers go on rampage as researchers declare G-spot mythical

Believers go on rampage as researchers declare G-spot mythical

Hundreds of men and women believing in the existence of Gräfenberg Spot, an erogenous zone in the vaginal area of women better known as the G-spot, have been out in the streets destroying public property, after scientists at The King's...

Jan 5, 2010 / More »

Media

Chudails vote India TV as the Best News Channel of 2000’s

Chudails vote India TV as the Best News Channel of 2000’s

A consortium of supernatural creatures has voted Indian news channel India TV as the best news channel of the last decade. The winner was chosen after thousands of bhoot (ghosts), pishaach (devils), djinn (genies), him-maanav (yetis), taantrik (black-magicians), chudail (vamps),...

Dec 30, 2009 / More »

Crime

Mob assaults youth in train for singing television ad jingle

Mob assaults youth in train for singing television ad jingle

C. Sailesh, a resident of Ameerpet in Hyderabad, was violently assaulted on board a local train yesterday by a crowd of angry passengers shortly after he decided to stand up from his seat and start singing an ad jingle of...

Jan 28, 2010 / More »

Technology

IIT student develops gadget to help Mayawati statues join Twitter

IIT student develops gadget to help Mayawati statues join Twitter

With a special police force to protect them from evil doers, statues of Mayawati could now peacefully speak up their mind on Twitter. Sounds unbelievable? But this has been made possible by Avinash Singh, a final year Electronics and Communication...

Jan 30, 2010 / More »
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