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Facebook introduces paid friends – pay $2 and add a girl as friend

Facebook introduces paid friends – pay $2 and add a girl as friend »

After asking users to pay for making their posts popular, Facebook is asking users, male, and preferably from India, to pay if they wanted more female friends. The social networking site has announced a new feature where a male user can add a girl as friend by paying just 2 dollars. The feature will go live on Monday, when many users will access their Facebook profile...

May 12 2012 / 28 comments / Read More »
Parliament to find out if the caveman drew offensive cartoons

Parliament to find out if the caveman drew offensive cartoons »

After unearthing a more than 60 years old cartoon on Jawaharlal Nehru and BR Ambedkar, which appeared offensive to them, the honorable members of the Parliament have decided to inspect every place of archaeological significance to find out if the Indians living in the ancient times made fun of some national figure or icon. If any such offensive drawing is found, MPs will immediately remove them....

May 11 2012 / 30 comments / Read More »

Male IT employees skipping IPL on TV to watch ‘Bade Achchhe Lagte Hain’ »

Male IT employees skipping IPL on TV to watch ‘Bade Achchhe Lagte Hain’

While most of the men are reportedly watching IPL matches on TV, a recent study has revealed that an overwhelming majority of men working in the IT industry are preferring to watch family dramas and serials...

May 9 2012 / 20 comments / Read More »

Family, separated in different cities, reunites to book Tatkal ticket on IRCTC »

Family, separated in different cities, reunites to book Tatkal ticket on IRCTC

Different members of Verma family, living in different cities of India, came together this morning to successfully book a Tatkal ticket through the IRCTC website. This rare feat was achieved thanks to seamless planning by Vivek...

May 9 2012 / 25 comments / Read More »

Massive honking by concerned citizens fails to clear traffic jam »

Massive honking by concerned citizens fails to clear traffic jam

An orchestrated attempt of blowing car horns by responsible citizens sitting in their respective four wheelers failed to clear a petty traffic jam in Tilak Nagar area early in the day today. The incident came as...

May 7 2012 / 14 comments / Read More »

Ghosts leave TV studio haunted by Danny Morrison and Sidhu »

Ghosts leave TV studio haunted by Danny Morrison and Sidhu

A TV studio rumored to be haunted by spirits and ghosts has been restored to normalcy after it was frequented by ex-cricketers Danny Morrison and Navjot Singh Sidhu for recording shows during the ongoing IPL tournament....

May 6 2012 / 14 comments / Read More »
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Nation debates Tendulkar’s new hairstyle and new President »

Nation debates Tendulkar’s new hairstyle and new President

Two significant developments kept Indians on their toes in the past week – a new hairstyle selected by Sachin Tendulkar and a new President to be selected by our elected representatives. While both of these issues might look disparate to us, experts believe that both are similar and almost equally...

May 5 2012 / 10 comments / Read More »

Air India and Kingfisher Airlines merge, form Indian Fisheries »

Air India and Kingfisher Airlines merge, form Indian Fisheries

In a desperate attempt to save the sinking ships, public carrier Air India and Mallya mover Kingfisher Airlines have merged to form a fishing company. The decision involves doing away with flying in air and living a high life, and instead focuses on diving deep into the sea to catch...

May 4 2012 / 8 comments / Read More »

Debate around Presidential elections reveals Hamid Ansari as Vice President »

Debate around Presidential elections reveals Hamid Ansari as Vice President

Millions of college/KFC going and TOI reading youth had no idea who the Vice President of India was, or whether India had any such constitutional post at all, but thanks to the news reports and TV debates around the upcoming elections to choose a new President of India, these guys...

May 3 2012 / 32 comments / Read More »

Tendulkar lookalike asks BCCI to give him a wig to match Sachin’s new hairstyle »

Tendulkar lookalike asks BCCI to give him a wig to match Sachin’s new hairstyle

Balbir Patel, who gets some work in events and ads as duplicate Sachin Tendulkar, is now in a fix. Tendulkar has changed his hairstyle and Balbir, who had spent around 3 lakh rupees on hair transplant and hair curling treatment to get the old Sachin-like hairstyle, claims that he can’t...

May 2 2012 / 10 comments / Read More »
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Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Does high TRP ratings justify sensational and senseless news on television? How rational and justified is the assumed positive correlation between TRPs and business profits? Is the 'mission' of journalism always in conflict with 'business' of journalism? Is there a...

Jul 7, 2009 / More »

Economy

NRI uncles back in demand as Dollar reaches record levels

NRI uncles back in demand as Dollar reaches record levels

With rupee weakening against the US dollar, NRIs are suddenly back in demand for everyone – relatives, shopkeepers, real estate companies, and beggars. With every dollar fetching more benefits of an aam aadmi amidst rising inflation, Indians are back to...

Dec 14, 2011 / More »

World

Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist for safe return to Pakistan

Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist for safe return to Pakistan

After the risk of getting arrested as soon as he lands in Pakistan, former Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has decided to declare himself a terrorist so that he was granted safe haven in Pakistan. Earlier, Pakistani interior minister had declared...

Jan 21, 2012 / More »

Technology

Google sends special invite to Manmohan Singh to try Project Glass

Google sends special invite to Manmohan Singh to try Project Glass

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who is known to just look around at things without responding to real human beings, has been chosen by Google to try out Project Glass – special spectacles with features of a smartphone. PMO has been...

Apr 6, 2012 / More »

Television

Massive shit from MTV Roadies auditions blocks sewer pipes in city

Massive shit from MTV Roadies auditions blocks sewer pipes in city

MTV Roadies has thrown normal life out of gear for Chandigarh residents. Municipality workers report that every single gutter pipe in the city has been clogged due to the massive shit that was generated during the auditions for the ninth...

Feb 23, 2012 / More »

Crime

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters have wholeheartedly welcomed the government decision to allow FDI in retail sector and are looking to steal as many costly products as possible when international retail chains such as Walmart open their stores in India. The shoplifters are...

Nov 29, 2011 / More »

Astrology

Normal Baba, aspiring godman, raises second round of investment

Normal Baba, aspiring godman, raises second round of investment

Normal Baba, an aspiring godman who claims to help people with his invisible Third Arm, has successfully received 15 crore rupees of investment from Banyan Capital, a venture capital firm funding promising godmen, tantriks, black-magicians etc. Normal Baba, 37-year-old three...

Apr 12, 2012 / More »

Letters

Exposed: top secret letters exchanged before A Raja resigned

Exposed: top secret letters exchanged before A Raja resigned

Faking News has accessed a series of letters exchanged between the top leaders of our country in the last few days, which has now concluded with A Raja resigning from the union cabinet. These letters were supposed to be classified...

Nov 15, 2010 / More »
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