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Idiots of India sue The Hindu for mocking them in advertisement

Idiots of India sue The Hindu for mocking them in advertisement »

Indian Idiot Society has decided to file a defamation case against Chennai based daily newspaper The Hindu for mocking their beliefs and way of life in an advertisement targeting the rival newspaper The Times of India. These idiots, who don’t want to know anything else that the pet name of Hrithik Roshan, claim that The Hindu ad demeans their dignity for no justifiable reason....

January 27 2012 / 27 comments / Read More »
Indian team to carry their own pitches for future foreign tours

Indian team to carry their own pitches for future foreign tours »

After India looks set to lose eight consecutive test matches on overseas pitches, BCCI has decided to take corrective measures. The Indian cricket board has decided that the teams will carry their own pitches on foreign tours. BCCI President has argued that when team could carry their own batting kits, coach, fitness trainer, etc., why can't they carry their own pitches? Other boards too have agreed...

January 25 2012 / 11 comments / Read More »

Mayawati’s missing shoes were thrown at Rahul Gandhi »

Mayawati’s missing shoes were thrown at Rahul Gandhi

The shoe thrown at Rahul Gandhi during a public rally has been found to be belonging to Mayawati. The shoes were actually sandals, which had gone missing two years ago after they arrived in India in...

Jan 23 2012 / 9 comments / Read More »

Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist for safe return to Pakistan »

Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist for safe return to Pakistan

After the risk of getting arrested as soon as he lands in Pakistan, former Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has decided to declare himself a terrorist so that he was granted safe haven in Pakistan. Earlier, Pakistani...

Jan 21 2012 / 35 comments / Read More »

Subcontinent teams agree to play cricket as “East Indies” »

Subcontinent teams agree to play cricket as “East Indies”

Keeping in mind the absurd performance by their respective teams, cricket officials from India, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, and Bangladesh have decided upon having one team from the sub-continent going by the name “East Indies”. The team...

Jan 15 2012 / 28 comments / Read More »

YouTube moves video clips of Indian innings into “tragedy” category »

YouTube moves video clips of Indian innings into “tragedy” category

YouTube has announced a new category of videos – Tragedy – after it found out that many users had been uploading video clips of the Indian innings in Australia in the existing “Comedy” category. The content...

Jan 13 2012 / 10 comments / Read More »
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Man jumbles television channels to miss morning telecast of Perth test »

Man jumbles television channels to miss morning telecast of Perth test

Ravi Kapoor, a cricket fan who has broken his resolve of not watching cricket 230 times since his school days, has jumbled up the television channels stored on his television set so that he misses the live telecast of Perth test tomorrow morning. Ravi had woken up early in the...

Jan 12 2012 / 11 comments / Read More »

Infosys announces three-hour break for freshers to discuss CAT scores »

Infosys announces three-hour break for freshers to discuss CAT scores

Employees of software company Infosys who had joined the company last year straight out of their colleges, were pleasantly shocked to see a three-hour break given to them for discussing CAT scores and MBA admissions. The decision was taken after the HR employees noticed freshers, and other still-young employees, discussing...

Jan 11 2012 / 26 comments / Read More »

Rahul Gandhi to judge MasterChef Uttar Pradesh by eating food at contestants’ homes »

Rahul Gandhi to judge MasterChef Uttar Pradesh by eating food at contestants’ homes

Congress has come up with a master strategy for campaigning during the Uttar Pradesh assembly elections that is aimed at impressing both the rural as well as the urban voters of the state. The party has roped in television channel Star Plus to start an Uttar Pradesh edition of the...

Jan 10 2012 / 28 comments / Read More »

Election Commission bans “cool’” smiley as it wears Karunanidhi sunglasses »

Election Commission bans “cool’” smiley as it wears Karunanidhi sunglasses

After ordering to cover Mayawati statues in Uttar Pradesh as they could influence voters, Election Commission has ordered all websites to ban the “cool” smiley because it resembles a laughing Karunanidhi. Election Commission fears that this could heavily influence innocent citizens of India into voting for DMK – Karunanidhi’s party...

Jan 9 2012 / 14 comments / Read More »
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Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India

Does high TRP ratings justify sensational and senseless news on television? How rational and justified is the assumed positive correlation between TRPs and business profits? Is the 'mission' of journalism always in conflict with 'business' of journalism? Is there a...

Jul 7, 2009 / More »

Economy

NRI uncles back in demand as Dollar reaches record levels

NRI uncles back in demand as Dollar reaches record levels

With rupee weakening against the US dollar, NRIs are suddenly back in demand for everyone – relatives, shopkeepers, real estate companies, and beggars. With every dollar fetching more benefits of an aam aadmi amidst rising inflation, Indians are back to...

Dec 14, 2011 / More »

Celebrities

Man with over 500 pictures of Kim Kardashian finally learns to pronounce her name

Man with over 500 pictures of Kim Kardashian finally learns to pronounce her name

Ricky Bahl, who has a hobby of collecting pictures of various ladies, has finally learned how to pronounce “Kim Kardashian” – the name of the famous American actress, model and sex-tape leaker. It’s not yet clear why Ricky took the...

Dec 17, 2011 / More »

Technology

Government to pre-screen babies before mothers can give birth to them

Government to pre-screen babies before mothers can give birth to them

In order to make world a better for sensitive people, government has decided to pre-screen the arrival of future generations and stop those babies from being born who could offend people’s sentiments. This will be done through a technology that...

Dec 7, 2011 / More »

Research

Engineers surviving only on chai-sutta inspire study for a new fuel

Engineers surviving only on chai-sutta inspire study for a new fuel

In an exciting development, a group of IIT Madras PhD students have been given permission to study the possibility of a revolutionary fuel. The fuel being talked about here is a mixture of tobacco and tea, which has helped hundreds...

Sep 15, 2011 / More »

Crime

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters have wholeheartedly welcomed the government decision to allow FDI in retail sector and are looking to steal as many costly products as possible when international retail chains such as Walmart open their stores in India. The shoplifters are...

Nov 29, 2011 / More »

Astrology

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

After weeks of bickering, ruling Congress and opposition BJP have come together and announced a step that they believe would make things better for aam aadmi. Both parties have decided to change the country’s name from “India” to “Inddia”. The...

Sep 28, 2011 / More »

Letters

Exposed: top secret letters exchanged before A Raja resigned

Exposed: top secret letters exchanged before A Raja resigned

Faking News has accessed a series of letters exchanged between the top leaders of our country in the last few days, which has now concluded with A Raja resigning from the union cabinet. These letters were supposed to be classified...

Nov 15, 2010 / More »
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