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No obscenity, striptease at Sourav’s followed Ganguly’s heroics

No obscenity, striptease at Sourav’s followed Ganguly’s heroics

Managers of the restaurant owned by former Indian cricket team captain Sourav Ganguly have rejected the claims of a local television channel that the restaurant hosted exotic dancers and was engaged in flesh trade. The restaurant Sourav’s had come under scanner after a Bengali TV channel carried out a sting operation showing blurry visuals of dancers, who were apparently taking off their clothes in a vulgar manner while negotiating with ‘customers’.

Government launches mid-day snooze scheme for public offices

Government launches mid-day snooze scheme for public offices

Encouraged by the reported success of mid-day meal scheme in schools towards improving education among underprivileged students, government has decided to implement mid-day snooze scheme in public offices that is aimed at improving productivity among underperforming public servants. The scheme will officially empower public servants with a right to sleep in their offices for at least one hour each day.

Anil Ambani removes brother Mukesh from facebook friends list

Anil Ambani removes brother Mukesh from facebook friends list

In a shocking development that could push the Sensex down by 213 points and push oil prices up by 2.13 rupees per liter, ADAG Chairman Anil Ambani removed his elder brother and Chief of RIL Mukesh Ambani from his facebook friends list. This act of showing public displeasure with his brother comes close after Anil had accused Mukesh of indulging in ‘dishonorable conduct’ during the annual general meeting of RNRL.

Reality show winner wants government to respect privacy

Reality show winner wants government to respect privacy

Harishchandra Sachbola, the man who shot to fame by becoming the first person to win one crore rupees in the reality show “Sach Ka Saamna”, believes that government must not snoop into the private lives of the citizens of India under the pretext of matters of national concern and security. Sachbola was addressing media persons after having won the reality show.

“your dog will bite on your left ball next month”

“your dog will bite on your left ball next month”

First ever horoscope predictions by Faking News for August 2009: “August might prove good to you and your wife could give you a costly gift, and guess what, she won’t use your cash or card to buy the gift! Her boyfriend will buy it. Someone is getting lucky.”

“I enjoy masturbating a lot, am I a gay?”

“I enjoy masturbating a lot, am I a gay?”

I feel that when you masturbate, you are basically giving sexual pleasures to yourself. In other words, you are having sex with yourself. This in turn means that you are having sex with a person of same gender (unless you are a transgender). So here is my problem. If I’m not a transgender and I masturbate frequently, am I a gay?

MPs express concern over pigeons making love in public

MPs express concern over pigeons making love in public

Parliament proceedings were disrupted after some members accused the government of not doing enough to control shameless pigeons making love in public places. These members suggested that such immoral and irresponsible behavior by the pigeons caused embarrassment to the Indian families and had the potential to defile the minds of young children. Members wanted a law to rein in the offensive birds by regulating their aberrant activities.

Some Orissa MLA could be a self-transforming snake

Some Orissa MLA could be a self-transforming snake

Concerns and fears have been expressed over the possibility of a certain Orissa MLA being a self-transforming snake. Such concerns were raised after a snake was spotted by a few people inside the State Assembly. A massive search operation followed to catch the snake but the Assembly staff could not even spot the elusive snake again, giving rise to speculations that the snake was actually some MLA.

Rakhi Sawant marries wrong guy due to solar eclipse

Rakhi Sawant marries wrong guy due to solar eclipse

The final episode of “Rakhi Ka Swayamvar” took a bizarre turn when Rakhi Sawant put the garland around the wrong guy’s neck, apparently due to poor visibility arising out of solar eclipse. The ‘wrong’ guy has been identified as Jebu Kataria, a popular pickpocket of Udaipur city. Jebu is now insisting that Rakhi was his legal bride and he’d do everything to ‘reclaim’ her.

Mayawati launches MAREGA to counter NREGA

Mayawati launches MAREGA to counter NREGA

Mayawati has taken strong objection to the State Congress chief Rita Bahuguna Joshi’s comments over the amount of compensation given out to rape victims in the state. Ms. Joshi had declared that the compensation amount was not consistent with provisions of NREGA (National Rape Ex-gratia Gauging Act). Mayawati has now announced MAREGA (Mayawati Approved Rita’s Educational Grooming Act) to counter use of NREGA by Congress leaders for petty political gains.

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