Although JNU had always faced opposition from left-wing student unions against opening of kiosks by MNCs like McDonalds, Barista or Café Coffee Day, it is finally going to have a KFC kiosk operational on campus from this Friday. But there is a twist in the tale – KFC at JNU won’t be a franchisee of Kentucky Fried Chicken but it would be the inaugural outlet of a new brand – Kommunist Fried Chicken.
August 31, 2009 | Filed under
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Residents of Yari Road in Andheri West woke up after hearing screams of “eureka! eureka!” in the wee hours of morning today. When they looked out of their windows, they were shocked to see a man running naked on the streets and shouting these words while waving frantically towards the residents. The residents were further amused and confused when they saw another man running behind the naked man screaming some abusing terms.
August 31, 2009 | Filed under
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Jinnah was reduced to zero by Congress in the history textbooks prescribed for the children of India. We all know that division by zero is impossible in normal circumstances, hence in a way, Congress had already proved that it was impossible for Jinnah to divide the nation. It seems that Jaswant Singh has written a book that is antithesis of his own arguments. Join the debate.
August 30, 2009 | Filed under
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BS Manthanam, a former scientist at ISRO, has claimed that India’s first mission to the Moon, better known as Chandrayaan-1, was a hogwash and the spaceship actually never existed. Manthanam termed ISRO’s declaration of Mission Chandrayaan being over as a well calculated move to put an end to the drama. The allegations of BS Manthanam have been refuted by ISRO and the government, but BS is standing by his statements.
August 29, 2009 | Filed under
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The rotting relationship between BJP and expelled leader Jaswant Singh decomposed to a further putrid level when Jaswant Singh equated BJP head L K Advani with noted filmmaker Ram Gopal Varma. Talking exclusively to Faking News, Mr. Singh claimed that Advani had no sense of direction like RGV and couldn’t do a thing right in the changing times. Jaswant Singh advised Advani to learn from the mistakes of the filmmaker and prescribed retirement for him.
August 29, 2009 | Filed under
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I have a girlfriend and she wants us to get married, but I’ve got in touch with another girl recently and she has bigger boobs than my present girlfriend. This newer and bigger girl says she loves me and won’t mind marrying me. So I was wondering how do I tell my older girlfriend about our relationship being over.
August 28, 2009 | Filed under
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Sixteen years old Sachin Gawli, a level 501 player of Mafia Wars with a family size of seven, surrendered in Borivali police station today. Sachin had been playing Mafia Wars for more than nine months and had amassed huge cash and property by robbing other mafias and visiting Cuba. Sachin also possessed a huge cache of weapons and vehicles, which the police are trying to recover, but his energy level had dropped alarmingly, the most likely reason he decided to surrender.
August 28, 2009 | Filed under
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Urban Pet Dogs Union for Modern Breeding has expressed shock at news reports suggesting that stray dogs of India were following unhygienic and uncultured lifestyle. UPDUMB members were reacting after a national television aired shocking visuals of stray dogs sleeping on roads, eating food from garbage and having sex on streets. Members have asked the government to punish the erring dogs and take immediate step to civilize them.
August 27, 2009 | Filed under
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A forty year old man shot dead his neighbor as he was enraged after the victim Ashok Dabas, a thirty five year old executive, apparently showed middle finger to his pet dog Kookoo. Ravindra Choudhary, the assailant who runs his own property dealing business, was taken into custody but later released on bail. The victim’s family is accusing the police of bias in the whole case.
August 26, 2009 | Filed under
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Questions are being raised over humanness of Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt after he set new world records in 100 and 200 meters track races last week. Bolt has been running with superhuman abilities, which has caused some people to suspect that he is an alien from the outer world. A probe has been ordered to clear the air but now the whole issue is turning into a racial controversy.
August 25, 2009 | Filed under
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