A scary incident took place in this small city of Uttar Pradesh today when an alleged terrorist was swallowed by a huge python while he was believed to be planting a bomb. The python was taken to a nearby Government Hospital where both of them were declared brought dead. Police and government authorities were clueless about the python, but claimed that the terrorist came from Pakistan.
September 30, 2009 | Filed under
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Mahesh Bhatt is in news and controversy again for his cross border love, this time due to his decision to cast Pakistani horses in his upcoming movie about an Indian cowboy, who fell in love with a Pakistani gangster girl only to be arrested by Indian security agencies on charges of terrorism. Within hours of announcement of his new movie, Mahesh Bhatt had to face protests from various quarters over his ‘queer’ decision.
September 29, 2009 | Filed under
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After Jet pilots, IIT professors and Air India pilots, it’s now turn of Indian cows to go on strike. Cows want better living conditions like soft mattresses to sleep on and air-conditioned sheds to spend leisure time, apart from green sanitized pastureland. The strike has been called by AICC, which has threatened that its members would trample any human being trying to milk them unless their demands were accepted.
September 29, 2009 | Filed under
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Most of the Indians woke up shocked to learn that the festival of Dussehra stood cancelled for today as one of the chief characters of the celebrations, the demon king Ravan, had run to Pakistan. Even though Ravan is widely believed to be a citizen of Sri Lanka, the Pakistani establishment allowed him inside and was now refusing to hand him over to India. The incident has added further acrimony to the already tense relations between India and Pakistan.
September 28, 2009 | Filed under
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Journalists are often accused of putting words in the mouth of people, so why shouldn’t the common man do the same? See the attached picture where Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dixit appears to be saying something to the Indian Olympic Association President (eternal?) Suresh Kalmadi after watching the mascot of the proposed Commonwealth Games 2010 in Delhi. Tell us what you think she could be saying?
September 27, 2009 | Filed under
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A 25-year-old boy was beaten up publicly by his girlfriend after she found out that he has been using her name as password on a popular dating website. The boy, identified as Rishi Bawa, insists that he was not using the site for dating new girls but his girlfriend Jassi doesn’t believe him. Police is clueless if a case of infidelity could be filed as the couple were neither married nor were into a live-in relationship.
September 27, 2009 | Filed under
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29-year-old Arjun Kamte, a long time cricket aficionado, didn’t feel heartbroken or depressed after India lost its first One Day International cricket match to Pakistan by 54 runs in the ICC Champions trophy on Saturday. Arjun credits ‘modern technologies’ for this change in attitude and post-match mood. While Arjun thinks it’s a welcome change, experts warn that this could become dangerous in the long run.
September 27, 2009 | Filed under
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It seems that delegates from China had intruded into the rooms and suites reserved for Indian delegates during the recently concluded G-20 summit here, but Indian government is downplaying the incident, almost denying that it ever happened. Our sources confirm that at least seven Chinese delegates had broke into hotel rooms of Indians and took away pillows, bed-sheets and china-pots, before coloring the walls in red.
September 26, 2009 | Filed under
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Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Kumari Mayawati spent last night with a poor Brahmin family in Tilakpur village. She spent around eighteen hours with the family of Tulsi Tripathi, a poor Brahmin, where she took dinner and breakfast with the family, before she decided to leave for Lucknow. The visit was a part of Chief Minister’s attempt to find out the real issues and problems of her people.
September 26, 2009 | Filed under
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A research conducted by NICE has found out that men, who tend to talk loudly on their mobile phones during screening of movies in a multiplex or during staging of a play in a theatre, have smaller than average penises. The research was conducted on a group of 500 uncouth and boorish people in the metropolitans, who volunteered without caring to know the hypothesis of the research.
September 25, 2009 | Filed under
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