<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" > <channel><title>Comments on: Caption it! What is Sheila Dixit saying to Suresh Kalmadi?</title> <atom:link href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/</link> <description>leading news satire website of India</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:19:31 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>By: Jacob</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-8/#comment-54214</link> <dc:creator>Jacob</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 08:14:48 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-54214</guid> <description>Hope you haven&#039;t forgotten about ordering for the best inner wears for this fabulous mascot and all his brothers!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope you haven&#8217;t forgotten about ordering for the best inner wears for this fabulous mascot and all his brothers!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: dementia2011</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-8/#comment-52816</link> <dc:creator>dementia2011</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 09:46:18 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-52816</guid> <description>Dear Kalmu...why have you cut his full length trouser to half....this is the height of corruption !!!!!!!!!!!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Kalmu&#8230;why have you cut his full length trouser to half&#8230;.this is the height of corruption !!!!!!!!!!!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: shaubhik</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-52690</link> <dc:creator>shaubhik</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 09:29:28 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-52690</guid> <description>(Shelia Dixit to Suresh Kalmadi): Ye. its good. entire congress party can hide inside this mascot in case of scams of it are surfaced.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Shelia Dixit to Suresh Kalmadi): Ye. its good. entire congress party can hide inside this mascot in case of scams of it are surfaced.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: newspeak</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-52672</link> <dc:creator>newspeak</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 06:25:56 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-52672</guid> <description>Why white tiger? A white elephant would have been appropriate, hain na?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why white tiger? A white elephant would have been appropriate, hain na?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: azymandias</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-52646</link> <dc:creator>azymandias</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:45:16 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-52646</guid> <description>Do you really think it is fierce enough to scare away the dogs and snakes from the games village?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you really think it is fierce enough to scare away the dogs and snakes from the games village?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Shekar</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-52283</link> <dc:creator>Shekar</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 18:51:15 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-52283</guid> <description>Not so scary as Mani shankar Iyer !</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not so scary as Mani shankar Iyer !</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: K P Ganesh</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-52281</link> <dc:creator>K P Ganesh</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 18:26:15 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-52281</guid> <description>That&#039;s a nice Garfield statue. My grandchildren will enjoy playing with it.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s a nice Garfield statue. My grandchildren will enjoy playing with it.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Sanjay Jain</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-49003</link> <dc:creator>Sanjay Jain</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:47:09 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-49003</guid> <description>Sheila Dixit: Why tiger Kalmadi, why couldn&#039;t we have Rahul ji as the mascot?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sheila Dixit: Why tiger Kalmadi, why couldn&#8217;t we have Rahul ji as the mascot?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Sanjay Jain</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-49001</link> <dc:creator>Sanjay Jain</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:30:32 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-49001</guid> <description>Shiela Dixit: Go ahead, Kallu, bill 200 crore for this but if you get me implicated, I&#039;ll shove you into the mouth of your Sheru!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shiela Dixit: Go ahead, Kallu, bill 200 crore for this but if you get me implicated, I&#8217;ll shove you into the mouth of your Sheru!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Sanjay Jain</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-49000</link> <dc:creator>Sanjay Jain</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:28:35 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-49000</guid> <description>Sheila Dixit: Do you think we can raise some bills for feeding expenses of this big guy?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sheila Dixit: Do you think we can raise some bills for feeding expenses of this big guy?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: bankelaal</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-48857</link> <dc:creator>bankelaal</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 06:13:01 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-48857</guid> <description>thats a really big toy kamaadi ! u should grow up !</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats a really big toy kamaadi ! u should grow up !</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: baankelaal</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-7/#comment-46874</link> <dc:creator>baankelaal</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 09:40:31 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-46874</guid> <description>where the hell are his clothes ? baaki bache 500 ka kya kiya kalmuhi ? i mean kalmaadi ?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>where the hell are his clothes ? baaki bache 500 ka kya kiya kalmuhi ? i mean kalmaadi ?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Gaurav</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-45831</link> <dc:creator>Gaurav</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 12:59:23 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-45831</guid> <description>Arrey!!! Yeh abhi tak gira nahin?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Arrey!!! Yeh abhi tak gira nahin?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Gaurav</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-45830</link> <dc:creator>Gaurav</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 12:58:34 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-45830</guid> <description>Arrey!!! yeh abhi tak gira nahi??</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Arrey!!! yeh abhi tak gira nahi??</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: whatami</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-41849</link> <dc:creator>whatami</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 12:28:29 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-41849</guid> <description>rofl!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>rofl!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anshuman Preenza</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-16730</link> <dc:creator>Anshuman Preenza</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 13:38:12 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-16730</guid> <description>psst...Suresh....yeh mascot banane me jo paise lagaye aur khaye, usme se mera hissa kahan hai?????</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>psst&#8230;Suresh&#8230;.yeh mascot banane me jo paise lagaye aur khaye, usme se mera hissa kahan hai?????</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Varun Kapoor</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-16232</link> <dc:creator>Varun Kapoor</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:16:34 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-16232</guid> <description>Look Mr. kalmadi...even Shera is worried about the falls(e) ceiling....;-P</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look Mr. kalmadi&#8230;even Shera is worried about the falls(e) ceiling&#8230;.;-P</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: thequark</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-16139</link> <dc:creator>thequark</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 16:30:47 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-16139</guid> <description>how many fingers do tiger have?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how many fingers do tiger have?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: swift</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-14852</link> <dc:creator>swift</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:38:13 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-14852</guid> <description>Sheila: &quot;How much did this mascot cost Kalmadi ji??? &quot;Kalmadi: &quot;20 crores&quot;Sheila: &quot; You pinchpenny!! Got it at throwaway price huh!!!!&quot;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sheila: &#8220;How much did this mascot cost Kalmadi ji??? &#8221;</p><p>Kalmadi: &#8220;20 crores&#8221;</p><p>Sheila: &#8221; You pinchpenny!! Got it at throwaway price huh!!!!&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: PG</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-14833</link> <dc:creator>PG</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 12:19:02 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-14833</guid> <description>Kkkkkkk.... kalmaadi.....Look !!! Shera is pointing to ceiling. (anxiously) Is it going to fall ? (hyper anxious) Tell me should I call army ? (scared to death...yelling) Do we still have one day left for the games to begin, so we can tell the Media and public that roof will be fixed before games and this happens all the time... tell me kkkk kalmadi tell me.kkkk.!!.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kkkkkkk&#8230;. kalmaadi&#8230;..Look !!! Shera is pointing to ceiling. (anxiously) Is it going to fall ? (hyper anxious) Tell me should I call army ? (scared to death&#8230;yelling) Do we still have one day left for the games to begin, so we can tell the Media and public that roof will be fixed before games and this happens all the time&#8230; tell me kkkk kalmadi tell me.kkkk.!!.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Nebu</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-14772</link> <dc:creator>Nebu</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 19:03:58 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-14772</guid> <description>&quot;I hope Shera is not looking at the cealing&quot;!!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I hope Shera is not looking at the cealing&#8221;!!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Ashish</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-14756</link> <dc:creator>Ashish</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 13:25:58 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-14756</guid> <description>Dilli badnam hui, darling tere liye</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dilli badnam hui, darling tere liye</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Amit</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-6/#comment-14571</link> <dc:creator>Amit</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 16:06:45 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-14571</guid> <description>Sheila: Kalmadiji, Shera reminds me of my youthful days. How I wish he were alive ...Kalmadi: Don&#039;t worry Sheilaji, games ke baat hum phir milenge tab sochkey bataanaa asli shera kaun hai!Sheila (shy and giggles): Chupp kar sharaaratee! Koi sunlegaa ..Kalmadi: (loudly says): Jab lootliyaa to darnaa kyaaa, lootliyaa koi chori nahi ki, mokaa milaa aisaa to karnaa kyaa, jab lootliyaa to darnaa kyaa ... is loot sei jalsei hum dono karege ... life set hogi aur phir cruising karenge ...Sheila (unamused): Chup bey ... shakal aainey mein dekhi hai teri ... badaa aayaa cruising karaaney waalaa ...Kalmadi: Tum kaun 18 saal ki jawaan lagtee ho Sheila madam ... mujhe lagaa meri monica darling ke bacchow ki nanny bannenney ke liye raazi hojawongi ..kyunki poori family cruising kar rahi hai ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sheila: Kalmadiji, Shera reminds me of my youthful days. How I wish he were alive &#8230;</p><p>Kalmadi: Don&#8217;t worry Sheilaji, games ke baat hum phir milenge tab sochkey bataanaa asli shera kaun hai!</p><p>Sheila (shy and giggles): Chupp kar sharaaratee! Koi sunlegaa ..</p><p>Kalmadi: (loudly says): Jab lootliyaa to darnaa kyaaa, lootliyaa koi chori nahi ki, mokaa milaa aisaa to karnaa kyaa, jab lootliyaa to darnaa kyaa &#8230; is loot sei jalsei hum dono karege &#8230; life set hogi aur phir cruising karenge &#8230;</p><p>Sheila (unamused): Chup bey &#8230; shakal aainey mein dekhi hai teri &#8230; badaa aayaa cruising karaaney waalaa &#8230;</p><p>Kalmadi: Tum kaun 18 saal ki jawaan lagtee ho Sheila madam &#8230; mujhe lagaa meri monica darling ke bacchow ki nanny bannenney ke liye raazi hojawongi ..kyunki poori family cruising kar rahi hai &#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Ameya</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-5/#comment-14388</link> <dc:creator>Ameya</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 10:25:51 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-14388</guid> <description>Dude kallum(ad)iya, kal tak toh blazer aur tie thi na ispar? woh bhi bhaga liye?.. !!!!!!!!! Nada thik se bandha hain na? warna ain waqt pe phisal jayega bridge ki tarah..</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude kallum(ad)iya, kal tak toh blazer aur tie thi na ispar? woh bhi bhaga liye?..<br /> !!!!!!!!!<br /> Nada thik se bandha hain na? warna ain waqt pe phisal jayega bridge ki tarah..</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Sharique</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-5/#comment-14329</link> <dc:creator>Sharique</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 11:29:04 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-14329</guid> <description>Dilli badnam hui darling tere liye</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dilli badnam hui darling tere liye</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Sharique</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-5/#comment-14105</link> <dc:creator>Sharique</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 13:23:07 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-14105</guid> <description>Yehi dikha kar kaam chala lete hain</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yehi dikha kar kaam chala lete hain</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: ori_krish</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-5/#comment-13888</link> <dc:creator>ori_krish</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 22:43:32 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-13888</guid> <description>&#039;SHERA SHERA&#039;, Now the big cats will soon be suing us for defaming and bringing shame to the royal tigers by associating them with the sham CWG!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;SHERA SHERA&#8217;, Now the big cats will soon be suing us for defaming and bringing shame to the royal tigers by associating them with the sham CWG!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Aditya</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-5/#comment-13873</link> <dc:creator>Aditya</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:24:57 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-13873</guid> <description>Good! This will inspire everyone to think beyond Arindam Chaurhari:**D</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good! This will inspire everyone to think beyond Arindam Chaurhari:**D</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: sashi menon</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-5/#comment-12632</link> <dc:creator>sashi menon</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:15:13 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-12632</guid> <description>&quot;this fella sure needs a lotta blow jobs, right suresh ?&quot;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;this fella sure needs a lotta blow jobs, right suresh ?&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: ramneek</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/caption-it-what-is-sheila-dixit-saying-to-suresh-kalmadi/comment-page-5/#comment-12414</link> <dc:creator>ramneek</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 10:03:32 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=773#comment-12414</guid> <description>Mr Kalmadi, you are really a corrupt man... .. where is my share?? Now sell this Shera and give me my share</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Kalmadi, you are really a corrupt man&#8230; .. where is my share?? Now sell this Shera and give me my share</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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