Ahmedabad. Indian Institutes of Management (IIMs) have accepted for once and for all that one needed to dare think beyond the IIMs to get into IIPM. This lays down an end to the controversy that started a few years back after some bloggers disputed IIPM’s claims in its advertisements, which has the famous tagline “dare to think beyond the IIMs”. IIMs will come out with full page print advertisements in the coming days accepting that IIPM was beyond the IIMs.
“We have never published any full page advertisement in any newspaper, but due to this being a matter of national importance, we have decided to issue full page color advertisements that would clarify our stand. We are no match to IIPM and there can’t be any comparison at all. At a time when we were worried about placing our students due to recession, IIPM was planning parties for their students with Shahrukh Khan. They are really special while we are just another government institute.” IIM Ahmedabad director Sameer Barua said.
"he he he" - Arindam Chaudhuri
IIM directors took this decision when they met earlier today to discuss the issues like pay hikes, fee hikes and more autonomy for the institutes. IIM Ahmedabad had already given the Human Resource Ministry a one-month ultimatum to accept its demand for world-class pay for the faculty members. IIM directors concluded that they would need to fight a long drawn battle with the government to get their demands accepted, and in order to fight this battle, they must close all other contentious issues to conserve energy and focus.
“We hope IIPM will now stop publishing ads claiming the obvious. There is no point if Pizza Hut comes up with a full page advertisement announcing that they have pizzas in their store. I hope ours would be the last full page advertisement in newspapers containing the name of IIMs.” IIM Indore director Ravi Chandran said.
IIPM founder and director Arindam Chaudhuri has welcomed the decision of IIMs and called it ‘historic’, although he didn’t guarantee that IIPM will stop using the tagline “dare to think beyond the IIMs”. He demanded that all the bloggers who had earlier cast aspersions on IIPM should be put behind bars now.
But IIMs may run into trouble for issuing full page color advertisements at a time when the government was championing austerity in public life. Experts warn that the move could further strain the relations between the premier institutes and the government. Experts have suggested the IIMs to either wait for four more days if it was too urgent, or a little less than three months to be absolutely safe.
“The message that IIPM was beyond IIMs could be embedded in the birthday greetings of Prime Minister Manmohan Singh that falls on the 26th September. The IIMs could issue full page greetings with the embedded message to wish the PM a happy birthday. They may escape the government fury this way, but to be absolutely on the safer side, I’d advise them to wait till 9th December, which is the birthday of Sonia Gandhi.” Biju Bijaikar, an independent consultant and expert on various issues, suggested.
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IIPM better than IIM …..joke of the century ……who believes that shit Arindam Choudhary and few unfortunate souls who manage a seat there by Daddy’s money and later go to WARTON (1st comment could only com frm IIPM guy)…may god hav mercy on u IIPM guys
fuck u
Why Suresh?
because that’s his vocabulary limit
roflmaoooooooooo
this article is fucked up………..comments written here make for a much better reading than the article itself……
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Well, IIPM sucks, we all know that. Arindum knows this and his ads are a desperate attempt to gather much needed publicity. If IIPM was indeed better than IIMs, he wouldn’t be shouting his big fat mouth off about it! Imagine McD coming up with such ads: Dare to think beyond Joshi Wadewale
Finally a big institute sacked. IIPM dare to think beyond IIM’s, now i’m wondering what the students of this shitty institute would be upto. They have lost everything because of this devilish looking Arindham Chaudhari who thinks he is the best entrepeneur out there. Students of this fooled up college should raise their voices against this money laundering goat faced AC. Every student should sack this goat and torch the colleges…
Good article
IIPM is on the tip of iceberg…Students are dickhead to go to colgs like these and one that i mentioned
(IIM pune) … what are you guys thinking before taking admission ?? guess nothing ..thats y u all are there
All the above F******* do not understand what it means to stand for 39 glorious years against the govt. institute. Please open your eyes and atleast start believing that u are ion 21st century where you are studying all the vedas. Does that help you S*******
IIPM finally sick of spending money on its stupid punch line. IIPM’s main motto is to fool those innocent students who really are not much aware of scenario. We must help every innocent individual who is be-fooled by such misguiding punch lines.
I couldn’t see even one person supporting this poor IIPM. Thats why He needs such shitty Punch line
- Dare to think beyond IIMs
- Free Laptop to every student
-Study tours abroad
As if he ‘s doing some social work. Its studdents money which he is spending on his laptop of study tour.