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Thousands duped as conman sells them bottled moon water

Thousands duped as conman sells them bottled moon water

Several families in different cities of India were duped by a conman who sold them ordinary bottled water on pretext of selling water found on moon. The residents believed the conman as they had earlier read and heard the news about water being discovered on moon by Chandrayaan. The conman had showed them fake pictures claiming that the moon water was bottled and sanctioned by ISRO.

Ten tentative tweets that Shsahi Tharoor should avoid as minister

Ten tentative tweets that Shsahi Tharoor should avoid as minister

Faking News editorial team was rolling on the floor laughing their asses off as various people in politics and media got their sentiments hurt by a tweet of Dr. Shashi Tharoor. But after we got our senses back, we realized that maybe Dr. Tharoor should be careful in the future. Our editorial team has compiled ten sample scenarios and corresponding tweets that Dr. Tharoor should avoid.

Hundreds suffer losses in Delhi as they try to learn manners

Hundreds suffer losses in Delhi as they try to learn manners

Home Minister P Chidambaram’s advice to Delhiites to learn manners and behave in a way that suits residents of an international city was taken seriously by many Delhiites but they ended up getting frustrated and fooled. Most of these people are now angry with the Home Minister and wants him to think twice before he speaks, with a few demanding compensation for the losses they had to incur after heeding to his advice.

Local IIT nerd spends entire day not recounting IIT experience

Local IIT nerd spends entire day not recounting IIT experience

Several people went crazy with joy as local IIT Nerd Abhay Prakash S. spent an entire day of abstinence from recounting silly experiences from his time at IIT Madras (Metallurgical and Coconut Engineering Specialization). But their joy was short lived as Abhay ended his day of abstinence at 7.00 PM and promptly recounted a series of anecdotes filled with IIT slangs that none in his audience of neighborhood friends (and their parents) could follow.

IIMs finally give up, concede that IIPM is beyond them

IIMs finally give up, concede that IIPM is beyond them

IIMs have accepted for once and for all that one needed to dare think beyond the IIMs to get into IIPM. This lays down an end to the controversy that started a few years back after some bloggers disputed IIPM’s claims in its advertisements, which has the famous tagline “dare to think beyond the IIMs”. IIMs will come out with full page print advertisements in the coming days accepting that IIPM was beyond the IIMs.

Khap Panchayats declared MTV Youth Icon of the Year 2009

Khap Panchayats declared MTV Youth Icon of the Year 2009

Khap Panchayats of Haryana added another feather to their cap when they were declared MTV Youth Icon for the ongoing year. They were chosen by a panel of eminent juries of MTV and millions of youth across India, who voiced their opinion through SMS, emails and phone calls. Khap Panchayats were rewarded for their unparalleled contribution to the cultural grooming, opinion making and well being of today’s youth in India.

Boy shocked to know that his favorite newsreader was an asshole

Boy shocked to know that his favorite newsreader was an asshole

Fourteen year old Tinku Ramesh Pundit, a local boy slated to appear at board exams next year, was heartbroken when he found out that his favorite newsreader was actually an asshole. Tinku discovered this disturbing fact when he was invited to a television studio discussion panel by ABS News. The panel discussion was being anchored by Sakar Sharma, the hitherto loved and respected television personality for Tinku.

Fourteen years after the miracle, Ganesha idols vomit milk

Fourteen years after the miracle, Ganesha idols vomit milk

Whole of India was shocked today when idols of Lord Ganesha started vomiting milk in various temples all over the country. As soon the clock struck 12 in the midnight and it was September 21, strange noises started emanating from temples that made people rush out of their homes. People couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw idols of Ganesha throwing out split and discolored milk.

Man in love with world cinema refuses to eat Indian food

Man in love with world cinema refuses to eat Indian food

Saurabh Antaryami, the 28-year-old self-styled movie critic, has fallen in inescapable love with world cinema. Saurabh, who has been watching only world cinema for over nine months now, has now decided to stop eating Indian food altogether and has instead asked his wife to cook Greek, Thai, Moroccan, Mexican, Chinese, Persian or Russian food for him on each day of the week. Saurabh believes that he would be able to appreciate world cinema better this way.

Most Indian wives still starving themselves to punish husbands

Most Indian wives still starving themselves to punish husbands

A research conducted by Faking News has proved that most married women in India refuse to take food when they are angry with their husbands. Several reasons and explanations were given by different sets of women for such behavior, but none of them thought it was impractical. The findings have shocked most forward looking men and women as the practice was supposed to be an outdated one.

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