Pandu Gupta, a 27-year-old jobless engineer, has demanded respect and attention of the nation for being India’s leading and perhaps the only cleavage critic. Pandu, who claims to have spent 69% of his non-sleeping time in the last fourteen years ogling at breasts of women, also released a self-researched-and-authored white-paper on various types of breasts found in India and ways to grasp the hidden meaning in them.
October 31, 2009 | Filed under
Assorted |
Read More »
Within hours of some unidentified virus, suspected to be belonging to the Swine Flu group, attacking Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi, comes the claim of Gujarat Police that they have gunned down the suspected virus in an encounter. While the Gujarat government is claiming that the encounter was an achievement and an important step towards safety of people, the opposition parties have termed it as a fake encounter. Congress has demanded a CBI enquiry into the whole episode.
October 30, 2009 | Filed under
Politics |
Read More »
In an apparent attempt to appear forward looking and scholarly, Taliban has declared that Plant Psychology, a disputed field of study under Plant Physiology, is compatible with their own disputed version of Islam. After researching and investigating for decades, Taliban scholars have finally concluded that plants and vegetables have life and they react to physical and psychological stimuli i.e. plants don’t only feel pain and agony, but they can even hate you for mistreating them.
October 29, 2009 | Filed under
World |
Read More »
Ajit Sahu, a man suffering from loose motion, has refused to take medicines and has instead demanded a public debate on the root causes of diarrhea. Ajit was almost a hostage in his toilet for more than two hours yesterday and has been facing this problem for over a month now, but he still maintains that the society would be better off if root causes of diarrhea were discussed as against administering medicines for loose motion.
October 28, 2009 | Filed under
Assorted |
Read More »
An undercover investigation by Faking News into the issue of internet censorship has thrown up startling facts about the toon porn star Savita Bhabhi and the 2G spectrum scam. Not only we found, to our delirious delight, that Savita Bhabhi existed in reality, but we were shocked to know that she enjoyed close relationships with officials in the Ministry of Communications and Information Technology, so close that she eventually met her virtual death.
October 28, 2009 | Filed under
Assorted |
Read More »
Inspired by the varied variety of drawings of the male and female anatomy found across bathroom doors and walls of public establishments, the Ministry of Culture has decided to launch a scholarship program to bring all these toilet graffiti artists together and provide them a platform to display their finest works. The idea of the program came to Ministry officials after noticing the exquisitely drawn free flowing diagrams of penises, boobies and vulvas drawn in every bathroom of government run hotels, auditoriums and even the secretariat buildings.
October 27, 2009 | Filed under
Culture |
Read More »
Rescue teams and the local administration are still clueless about the whereabouts of the 23-year-old MBA student, who had jumped in the Gomti river yesterday evening while enjoying picnic with his friends. Saurabh Rai, the traceless guy, and three of his friends were warned by local villagers against venturing out deep in the river, but Saurabh ignored the warning and the idiot has gone missing since then.
October 27, 2009 | Filed under
Culture |
Read More »
The Association of Random White Women in Bollywood has decided to go on strike to protest against alleged racial discrimination by the Indian filmmakers. The strike is being led by the Australian singer-actress Kylie Minogue, who has been allegedly accused by producers of Blue as being responsible for the movie’s lackluster performance on the box office. Kylie had made a special appearance in song titled Chiggy-Wiggy in Blue.
October 26, 2009 | Filed under
Movies |
Read More »
Touted as the most sincere attempt till date to bring Naxals in the mainstream, PIFW got underway here today that saw Naxals from Lalgarh walking the ramp on the inaugural day. PIFW has been conceived and organized by various progressive and liberal Indians after home minister P Chidambaram called on civic groups and human rights activists to pressurize Naxals into shedding violence and joining the mainstream for political negotiations.
October 25, 2009 | Filed under
Assorted |
Read More »
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao took the opportunity of their meeting here on the sidelines of India-ASEAN Summit to discuss ties. An official spokesman of the Indian delegation later told newspersons that both leaders agreed that ties were a Western import and should be banned from the East. Finding of this common ground between the two giant Asian neighbors has been largely welcomed by the experts.
October 25, 2009 | Filed under
Assorted |
Read More »
