Reported by Patna. In a decision that could generate long lasting impact and controversy, the UPA government today declared Bihar as a part of Maharashtra and decided to call it North Maharashtra. This means that the state assemblies of erstwhile Bihar and Maharashtra will be merged and fresh elections will be ordered in the Greater Maharashtra. The new government will have all its offices and officials stationed in the existing city of Mumbai.
The decision has caused a widespread confusion and outrage among people as nobody is quite sure about the fallout of the merger of the two states. Biharis are furious as technically their state has been merged into Maharashtra, which means their independent identity will be lost. All Biharis hereafter will become Marathis, something that riles people of Maharashtra as well, especially the supporters of MNS led by Raj Thackeray.
“No bhaiyya is even a manoos, forget Marathi Manoos. This is an insult to Maharashtra by Congress and our party will take every possible step to prevent this merger. This is also a conspiracy by bhaiyyas to gain political control over Mumbai. If the government doesn’t take back its decision, we’ll whack all the bhaiyaa bhelpuri-vendors and taxi-drivers.” an MNS leader warned.
Once upon a time states in India were organized like this
The intellectuals among the MNS are planning to apply for a Geographical Indication (GI) patent for the term “Marathi Manoos” so that it becomes illegal for people residing outside the current political Maharashtra to call themselves Marathi Manoos. But they have already hit a roadblock because if the GI patent was granted, the current bhaiyya bhelpuri-vendors and taxi-drivers, apart from the other outsiders living in Mumbai, will also become Marathi Manoos, and the local Marathis may start empathizing with them, which could prove suicidal for their party.
On the other hand, political parties in Bihar have threatened to burn trains and smash all public offices if Bihar was wiped off the political map of India. Political pundits feel that it’s a conspiracy by Congress to gain some political power in a state they were completely wiped off and were forced to piggyback on parties like RJD and LJSP. RJD chief Lalu Yadav has threatened to dump Congress if the UPA government went ahead with the decision.
“Why should we be called North Maharashtra? If a merger is so essential, let Maharashtra be called South Bihar. There was no Maharashtra when India became independent, but there was a bigger Bihar. Bihar has always missed its mineral-rich southern part since Jharkhand was carved out, so it makes sense to add a richer southern part to our poor state, but it’s completely nonsense to call Bihar as North Maharashtra.” Lalu Yadav argued.
The government has claimed that the decision was a part of the ‘inclusive growth’ exercise and they will take further such decisions in futures, such as merging Cricket and Kabaddi. Experts believe that the decision of the government is ‘perplexing’, but they don’t think that the idea was abnormal or unusual.
“Most of the states and nations were created the same way. Political boundaries were drawn first and then some justification was proposed. With a new research suggesting that Aryan Dravidian theory could be a myth, lingual divide too seems to be phony. Anyway, the languages that some Biharis, such as Maithilis, speak hardly even resemble Hindi, so they might as well be called dialects of Marathi. Similarly not everyone in current Maharashtra speaks Marathi. So it’s not a big deal really.” Arindam Anand, a leading linguist said.
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First of all, this generation so unlucky as tmrw history is not going to be inspirational, I studied what are leaders did to get freedom for INDIA, tmrws generation will read what the politicians did to divide the freedom gained country with caste and fake religion aspects and one will realize there is nothing or no religion all were selfish to get their butts on a wooden/leathered SEAT when you cant do anything in life, easy way to earn money
shame on us
lol… good one…
Thankfully its just a faking news.
That’ll be the black day for India when a state like Bihar is made a part of Maharashtra. Bihar still needs decades to rise up to where Maharashtra is today….
@karthik
The people like you is the motivation factor for ill politician like Raj Thakarey. I do not want divide India in multiple factors. No state is perfect. I love Pune as I did my engg. & was also doing job. But every state has its downfall. The most I was hurt in Maharashtra (not from MNS) was from the suicide rate of Farmers and the level of corruption. The Bihar is no where near that. I was stunned that Maharashtra has Economic capital of India MUMBAI, Pune, Nagpur etc. but still virdhbha part is isolated by Maha gov. If you are happy of this then I m very sorry. The Bihar is more ill treated and have bad advertisement due to damn media and damn Laloo.
hi karthik .i hope u get this . u know what i am a bihari an i am proud to be so. it is just one politician that has made bihar as it it now . but still bihar has got great potential. 80% of IAS officers are bihari and the reason why u ppl hate us is because u are so insecure and afraid of us.
biharis wherever they have gon be it in IIT , AIMS.. take any state have been a legend. take any competitive exam result u will find biharis at the top. and u all mean minded bitches of raj thakrey if have a problem better come to bihar and get a hell of the solution in ur ass.
Why you both are giving so much importance to what karthik has said. Simply igmore it by assuming that he is a child. Giving imp to this type of issuse only encourages this type iof things, just like media hyping Raj thackerey
kathik plss be careful with what you say…i am not a bihari and im from mumbai…but what u said was just what politicians like raj thackrey want us to think so that they can have their seats…bihar is as much a part of india as maharashtra is…n if u still believe in wat crap u said….jus gimme ur email id….
Karthik is a frog lord of his small pond. Don’t take him seriously.
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what an idea sirji !! Only if Rahul Baba read faking news it would become a reality !!
@ankit,
That is the thing. biharis flood mumbai and pune forr education and work. why not improve your state’s eduaction level and be successful from there itself.
@vineet,
abey.. agar bihari har jagah top maar rahe hain, toh itne saare bihari har saal maharashtra kyun aate hain? hum aate hain kya rehne bihar mein? why not stay and earn in your state if bihar has so many talented brains?
IMPORTANT: People like you keep saying “I’m proud of being a bihari ” and keep moving to maharashtra. why not try to improve the state you love?
bihar is a state with rich cultural heritage and some really talented people. it feels sad that biharis don’t try a bit to improve their state’s condition.
Hi Karthik…
I get a feeling that i am banging against a wall when i am discussing with you but then i thought i should ask you few questions…
Are we forgetting India when we discuss Maharashtra vs Bihar?
Is it that no one from Maharshtra leaves their motherland (again maharshtra here) and moves to other states for work and living?
Please understand that every state / nation goes through up and down. Germany reached its peak and then to dust. they felt germans were superior to other race. It is very evident that few political parties are planting this idea for personal benifit.
Any indian should be allowed to work anywhere in India. Do not talibanise Mumbai. It hurts me and people like me as for us it is a part of India (I am not sure if so called Marathi Manoos is proud of being an Indian)
Open work culture ensures that talent is nurtured. It enhances a competitive environment which is better for the nation. Its also much required that people from different states interact with each other to increase understanding. This happens best when they coexist in a society.
It helps as a ventilation in which new ideas and way of life flows.
remember that we have evolved because of this.
No sane person / society / Nation will support ur thought and ideologies.
PLease do not come back citing faults of Bihari or some other state doing similar things as for me two wrongs will never make a right .
dude seiously i wanna have dis debate wid u sumwer else…gimme ur chat id….i respect dis website and dnt wanna use abusive words here…
I hope then you would be very happy with what is happening to Indians in Australia. Right? Left their home to go and work/study in foreign land and gets beaten up by people for taking up their job. We are sure moving in the right direction. Isnt it?
To Karthik:
1) First of all Maharashtra is not “Mumbai’ alone. Can you see only green looking parts of Maharashtra.
2) You are a hater and a looser
3) I am not a Marathi or a Bihari either.
4) You are using Hindi in your comments. It is not Maharashtrian language. A hater like you have no right to use it.
5) I bet you lost your job or a seat to a Bihari as you were less qualified. Don’t make your problem a community issue.
seriously ths guy has some issues of himself with the biharis whu might hav been more sucessfull thn him or is totally a complete ignorant, foolish mumbaikar whu feel improving a state condition is more important thn promoting brotherhood among ur own country fellows.
ths guys are just trying 2 create a marathi nazism wth totally trying 2 ban the residing biharis in mahrashtra by all methods. srsly get a life n try b more indian thn a goddamn marathi manoos which is not even credited by indian consitution or mahrashtra consitution.
netao ne apne fayade ke liye har jagah har state me logo ko apne hisaab se baat rakha hai….kam se kam debate bhi usi se karo bhai jo kuch samajhta bhi ho..kam se kam pak ke log acche hai wo log to apne desh ke baare me kattar hai….dekho bhai log mai bhi bihari hu aur mujhe bh iutna hi jyada gussa aata hai jitna ki aplogoko bihar ke baare me sun kar..isliye sabhi deshwasio se request hai ki ase baato me apna waqt mat bekar kare specially apne bihari bhaiyo se…unlogoko jitna bolna hai bolne digiye….kyuki unlogo ka dal roti usi se chalta ….kyuki tamasha karna mehraruo ka kaam hai…unko daba kar ghar sambhalna hum mard logo ka….apne bhai log ka dhyan sirf apne kaam pe… inlogo ko(ex karthik) to thik se na apne desh ka history pata hai aur na geography….sirf net pe comment dekhte hai uske baad aadhi adhuri jankari yeha paste kar dete hai…
“The government has claimed that the decision was a part of the ‘inclusive growth’ exercise and they will take further such decisions in futures, such as merging Cricket and Kabaddi”
What a sentence….I can add one say merging of Kitchen with Restroom….If this smells bad than what about merging National animal Tiger with National Bird Peacock and name it Chirag….
Wow seems Faking News is helping me in stange idea’s…
what noobs!!
having serious discussions on faking news
seriously gone cases!!
Ha ha …….. raj thakre rules FN, as his moron fans continue arguing abt the merits of his worthless ideas.