Reported by New Delhi. An undercover investigation by Faking News into the issue of internet censorship has thrown up startling facts about the toon porn star Savita Bhabhi and the 2G spectrum scam. Not only we found, to our delirious delight, that Savita Bhabhi existed in reality, but we were shocked to know that she enjoyed close relationships with officials in the Ministry of Communications and Information Technology, so close that she eventually met her virtual death.
Our investigations started when we tried to find out why Savita Bhabhi website was banned. We tried to download some documents from the website of Department of Information Technology, which falls under the Ministry of Communications and Information Technology. To our amusement and alarm, we found that one of the downloaded pdf files was actually a Savita Bhabhi story. Initially we thought that the website was hacked, but then we decided to probe further.
“In course of our investigations, we found that officials at the ministry relished reading Savita Bhabhi stories. We befriended one of them, who under effect of tharra (desi wine) bragged to us that he had even met Savita Bhabhi. At first we thought he had got high, but later on realized that he actually has been lying low on this issue. After more drinks, he gave us the address of Savita Bhabhi and fell unconscious.” Anirudh Bekal, our investigative reporter informs.
She looks almost the same in reality
Our team hunted down Savita Bhabhi at the leaked address, which we can’t tell you for security reasons, and met her in person. She indeed was voluptuous. For a second our team forgot what story they were chasing, but somehow regained their conscious and probed Savita Bhabhi. Initially Bhabhi resisted, but finally she yielded to our sustained efforts. She told us the hitherto unknown and unpublished story.
“Yes, I was very close to some of them, but I was doing it all (entertaining them) on a professional basis. It was back in 2007. One day I asked for money for my services to which they replied that I was like their friend. Then I told them that they should give me money as they’d give to a friend who would have offered some professional service. So they gave me just a few hundred rupees. They clarified that they employed the rates of 2001 for calculating fees for friends in 2007.” Savita Bhabhi disclosed.
Initially Savita Bhabhi couldn’t understand anything but later on she came to know that the Ministry had valued the value of 2G spectrum fees at 2001 rates in the year 2007, and the same yardstick was applied in Savita Bhabhi’s case too. But in this case, Savita Bhabhi was the loser as she was the one to receive money, while in the spectrum allotment case it was the government that received the money.
Savita Bhabhi had decided to recount this story to her cartoonist and let this story full of sleaze and suspense come out in open, but the concerned parties panicked and pressurized the people in the Ministry to ban the website. Savita Bhabhi was threatened and told to shut up. Now she has mustered courage to speak out. After giving interview to us, she has decided to go into hiding at an undisclosed place.
(Before the Government decides to ban Faking News as well, we want to clarify that the above report is purely a work of fiction. Readers are advised to learn that government officials or ministers never read any porn stories or visit any porn sites. They are very good people doing very good work. The above story was just a crappy attempt (seriously, I wanted to erase it after writing it) to bring out some of the alleged malpractices in the so-called 2G spectrum scam. Readers should research more about it to know the truth.)
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We need another enquiry to probe whether government offices are secured against porn sites. All New Folders should be checked by vigilance agencies.
Also the “system” folder inside “My Documents”… yes yes, we’ve all had system folders there…
hehehe !! yeh need to do tht …
dude, u might call it crappy attempt (and maybe it’s not as drop dead funny as other of your articles) but it surely lets people know the basic stuff about the scam. and I wonder why the media is not raising this issue that has caused the government to lose 60000 crores of rupees and some private companies to gain that sum overnight!
Nice one.
Though it directly attacks the govt., it still gives the understanding of the scam.
Hope this one particular article doesn’t stop s from enjoying the faking news site.
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As the Axe effect article showed there are too many stupid people in this country who can’t distinguish between a fake and real article. Shockingly, some dumbass babu now has the power to gag even works of fiction, courtesy draconian provisions of IT Act, 2008 passed by the govt without any debate and ignored by our mainstream media..
http://www.countercurrents.org/karun020109.htm
http://cybercrime.planetindia.net/ch11_2008.htm
there is no smoke without fire, surely something has been wrong in the spectrum scam, whether or not some particular politician or babu was involved. some companies made fortune without doing anything just because they could get the spectrum dirt cheap. public money was looted by private players.
it is amusing to read about two G spot payment scandal with s. bhabi.
“2-G spot” payments – LOL – very witty comment
Readers are advised to learn that government officials or ministers never read any porn stories or visit any porn sites. They are very good people doing very good work —– ROFLMAO. Cannot help finding this hilarious too.
Indeed!!
This one is also a witty one ..
But in this case, Savita Bhabhi was the loser as she was the one to receive money, while in the spectrum allotment case it was the government that received the money.
GVoice is an absolute lifesaver. I can’t believe some of the features it offers, such as the ability to screening calls. I have invites if anyone wants one. Also I hope that Apple rethinks the GVoice App, hwo could such an killer application get denied by Apple?