Reported by Mumbai. The debate on the impact of genetically modified food on human beings is expected to grow real shrill now as a bizarre, and rather scary, impact has been noticed on actor Kamal Rashid Khan (KRK) after he ate cooked BT brinjal in the house of Big Boss. Within an hour, KRK transformed into SRK, the popular Bollywood actor, which freaked out all other housemates of the third season of the reality show Big Boss.
“I was shell shocked. KRK went inside the bathroom sending flying kisses to Claudia Ciesla, and came out of bathroom as SRK sending flying kisses to Raju Srivastav. We thought it was some prank by Big Boss but when we realized the gravity of the situation, I almost fainted. Fortunately no one else likes brinjal here.” Vindu Dara Singh, a housemate of Big Boss season 3 said.
KRK (left) and KRK-turned-SRK (right) with the BT brinjal
KRK has been behaving strange since the transformation as housemates claim that there had been a remarkable shift in his sexual preferences. Housemates further claim that the acting skills of KRK had not undergone any change and (hence?) he appeared and behaved exactly like SRK. KRK is apparently happy with whatever happened but other housemates are demanding that the reality show should stop and they should be released back in the normal world.
While the strange incident has sent shockwaves in the Big Boss’ house with the housemates also demanding to know who left the BT brinjal inside the house, it has also caused a widespread debate outside over the harmful effects of genetically modified food and ethics of human testing. Many people believe that the government had chosen the housemates of Big Boss to find out the actual effect of BT brinjal after a committee of experts had given it green signal apparently after some laboratory tests.
“While it is desirable to find out the effects on human beings before releasing any food products in the market, I don’t think it’s justified to conduct human testing in this way. It has spoiled the life of KRK and we don’t know yet the long term impacts of the BT brinjal on humans or the environment. Most European countries have denied both human testing as well as commercial release of the genetically modified food. I don’t know why our government is in a hurry. I smell something fishy in the brinjal.” Aman Dutt, a food expert and civil rights activist wondered.
Common citizens are scared as well as excited over prospects of having two SRKs in the country. Most of the people believed that the KRK-turned-SRK would now get more movie offers and advertising contracts for celebrity endorsements. Advertising experts predict that KRK-turned-SRK will soon feature in the Dish TV advertisement showing both the SRKs with the tagline “ab aur zyada wish karo” (wish for even more now).
But not many see the development as funny or exciting. Many citizens in the different parts of the country expressed shock and panic and refused to eat any vegetable at all, especially after some Hindi news channels ran exclusive programs on the genetically modified food. Rumor mongers had a field day as soon as this news broke out and they scared the shit out of the common men.
One rumor that got maximum media attention was about the guy called Azad Ansari, a resident of Padao town in the Chandauli district of Uttar Pradesh, who considers himself the ‘girlfriend’ of Salman Khan and is ready to undergo a sex change operation for the Bollywood star. Rumorists claimed that it was a genetically modified banana that changed Azad into Katrina Kaif.
(People at Greenpeace genuinely believe that genetically modified food is harmful for human beings and our environment. You can get more details and join their protest, if you find their arguments sensible, by visiting their website)
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KRK deserves to be exempt from ouster nomination but kept in jail till the end of show run, but alone. Ha ha
Twist hoga majedar!
Bigg Boss 3 are you listening ?
Close to the World Food Day, a controversial decision that was taken by the Genetic Engineering Approval Committee (GEAC) of India to approve Bt Brinjal, the first such GM vegetable ever, was condemned as “unacceptable” by Coalition for a GM-Free India. It is a shame that regulators in this country have put the interests of corporations over the interests of ordinary citizens, the Coalition said.
“We are yet to see the Expert Committee report. But Prima facie, it appears that the Expert Committee has not responded to all the issues raised about the safety of Bt Brinjal adequately. More importantly, it appears that no satisfactory answers have been yet preferred about the very need for this Bt Brinjal when safer, sustainable and affordable alternatives exist. For us, this is not the last word on Bt Brinjal and the government has to heed to democratic voices asking for a scientific and sustainable vision for Indian farming and food systems”.
Farmers’ organizations and other civil society groups from across the country sought to remind Mr Jairam Ramesh, Minister for Environment & Forests about his assurance to them against the entry of GM foods into India. “We want him to keep his promise to us, keeping in view the best interests of farmers and consumers in this country and keeping sustainable development objectives at the fore”, they said.
“The approval by the Genetic Engineering Approval Committee (GEAC) of India has to go before the union cabinet, which will be opposed by people and organisations like us,” said Tara Foundation Secretary Pankaj Bhushan.
Bhushan said he is already campaigning against the GM food crop and is in touch with anti-GM campaigners all over the country. Tara Foundation just concluded a two-day workshop in Patna on the issue, he added.
“This go-ahead by the government panel is bound to become controversial. A coalition for a GM-free India has already termed this decision as ‘unacceptable’. The government cannot put the interest of multi-nationals over the interests of the Indian citizens,” he said.
Bhushan said a massive movement will be launched across Bihar to approach the Central Government after taking the state chief minister into confidence and convincing him about the side-effects of the GM foods.
Gosh.. I havn’t seen any episode yet. Is this thing serious or are you hyping it out in a protest against BT brinjal. Even if its a hype I am totally with you on this issue. We r no lab rats and we have right to know what we are eating especially when we are paying for it.
India hasn’t learned the lesson from BT cotton which has taken 1000′s of farmers lives in Maharastra, AP, Kerala etc.
Jairam Ramesh should feed his entire family with BT variety of Brinjal everyday for 5yrs before giving permission.
Monsanto..the devil corporate wants to wipe out our own products from the market and take control of our agri economy.
To wt level of rubbishness any1 can get down to.. dont you kw the technology???? if not than shut up … u guys hav no rt 2 talk whn u dont kw abt the technology…. the technology is full proof…. it is showin al details abt its safety…. just spend some time kwing d technology thn wastin ur time in al tis non-sense news….
Grow Mature in Thinkin…. let India prosper……
Just wait n watch out Bt-brinjal will come to market……
LOL! either u r joking or u commented after eating BT Brinjal
Bt Brinjal breaks his silence after all