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The picture shows Shashi Tharoor, Minister of State for External Affairs, at the Temple of Python, Voodoo Temple, during his recent visit to Republic of Benin in West Africa. A python wraps around his neck as Mr. Tharoor looks amused. Fortunately no controversy was created, but a caption needs to be created! So join in!
In an unprecedented move that has never been seen in the political circles anywhere in the world, RSS has appointed Goldman Sachs as the investment bankers to help them with the acquisition of BJP. Goldman Sachs will help in asset valuation and debt restructuring of BJP, identification of synergies for RSS, and advice on organizational integration post the acquisition. The amount of brokerage payable to Goldman Sachs for these services was not disclosed.
Kunwar Pratap, a 31-year-old unmarried (and purportedly virgin) man has expressed deepest suspicion over the way matrimonial sites like Shaadi.com or JeevanSathi.com carry out their business. Kunwar believes that the employees, especially the men, working for such sites are ‘hoarding’ all the beautiful girls’ profiles before releasing them in public. Kunwar has written a letter to the President of India to look into this urgent matter.
Tej Pratap, a class XII student of Gyan Mandir, had already finalized his strategy to secure first division in the class XII exams next year and nurtured the dream of appearing at IIT-JEE. After a brief scare, he is now confident of living his dream. Apparently till last month, Tej thought that Irodov and Krotov were the Russian names for Electron and Proton, but he is resolute about taking the IIT-JEE.
Chandrasekhar Murthy, a programmer with Infosys Technologies Limited, felt relieved and liberated after he cooked Maggi for himself in the middle of the night yesterday. Chandru, as he is affectionately called by his friends, had returned home after finishing a 14-hours shift in the office and was too exhausted to cook anything else. As he was about to eat the noodles, the aroma in the rising vapors made him recall the hostel days of his engineering college, and he felt a free soul again.
BJP has vehemently denied the allegations that party president Rajnath Singh violated any air traffic rule by ordering his plane to take off in darkness. Party claims that supporters of Rajnath Singh had illuminated the runway with Happydent teeth to help the chartered plane in taxiing smoothly before taking off. BJP is expected to submit thousands of wrappers of Happydent chewing-gums as a proof to the concerned authorities.
The union of India saw delirious scenes yesterday when Rahul Gandhi, a smart and young politician, was seen cycling on the roads of the national capital. The citizens forgot their miseries for a while when they saw the Yuvraaj of Congress, as Rahul is fondly addressed by many, beautifully balancing the two rolling wheels of the vehicle interconnected with a polygon shaped maze of aluminum rods.
In wake of waves of terrorist attacks in Pakistan, Afghanistan and now Iran, Google Inc., the leading company in the virtual world, has decided to shelve the development of Google Wave, and instead announced its intentions to launch various applications for terrorist groups. These applications range from search engines to find possible terror targets to a social networking website exclusively for terrorists. The move is seen to exploit the trend of growing numbers of terrorists, especially tech savvy terrorists, around the world.
In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for HUL, a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand of men grooming products, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’. The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Axe products for over seven years now. Axe advertisements suggest that the products help men in instantly attracting women.
Sheetal Aunty, 53-year-old mother of three grown up children, was left in tears as she watched the Bollywood movie Baghban on a movies channel. According to an estimate, this was the thirty-fifth time when Sheetal Aunty had cried after watching Raj Malhotra and his wife Pooja being ill treated by their sons. Apparently Sheetal Aunty didn’t talk to her eldest son for an hour after watching the movie.
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Google doodle when Sachin scores his 100th international century
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P Chidambaram vs. Pranab Mukherjee – the boxing match
UPA releases its own poster of the movie “A Wednesday”
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