Angelina Jolie “When Brad bores me, I turn to Faking News”

Faking News

Brad Pitt “I read Faking News to keep Angelina happy”

Raj Thackeray apologizes after accidentally threatening and abusing himself

Reported by Pagal Patrakar on Oct 12th, 2009 and filed under Politics. You can follow any responses to this report through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this report

Mumbai. In the first ever instance of its kind where he has apologized for something he said or did, MNS chief Raj Thackeray has expressed deepest regrets after he accidentally threatened and abused himself during an election rally. His party MNS has termed the incident as a momentary lapse of memory by Raj Thackeray in the heat of the moment, and has accused the media of giving undue importance to a small incident.

The incident happened in Pune where Raj Thackeray was addressing an election rally. Raj brokered the issue of outsiders vs. insiders again and swore that no one would be allowed to exhibit and flaunt their own culture and language on the Marathi soil. He declared that if MNS came to power, all the cultural events and other public activities would be tracked and tallied, and it would be made sure that 91.7% of all such events were by the Marathi Manoos, for the Marathi Manoos and of the Marathi Manoos.

Raj Thackeray addressing the rally where he almost abused and threatened himself

Raj Thackeray addressing the rally where he almost abused and threatened himself

“Marathi art and culture must be respected and promoted. We are culturally rich and don’t need ugly Hindi movies and music to entertain ourselves. We don’t even need those vulgar English songs and dances. No bastard will be allowed to invite weird characters like Michael Jackson on Marathi soil and make a dirty display of foreign culture. We will cut the arms of such persons and throw them into the Arabian Sea.” Raj roared as his supporters clapped over the arrival of the new cultural policy.

But little did Raj and his supporters realize at that time that MNS chief had almost just threatened and abused himself. Michael Jackson’s concert in Mumbai was organized by Shiv Udyog Sena in 1996, and it was none other than Raj Thackeray, then a member of Shiv Sena, who had formed Shiv Udyog Sena. So did Raj Thackeray just call himself bastard and threatened to cut his own hands?

Such deep insulting insinuations towards their respected leader made the MNS workers go wild with rage. They avowed to avenge the insult and set out to bash up the person who had insulted Raj Thackeray, even if it happened to be Raj Thackeray himself in this bizarre case.

“MNS workers are like Salman Khan in Wanted, who had said – ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta (if I get into a commitment, I won’t even listen to myself to break it) – the same way, once the MNS workers decide to bash up someone for insulting Raj Thackeray or Marathi Manoos, no power on earth can stop them from carrying out the act.” an MNS leader told on conditions of anonymity.

Fearing getting bashed up by the MNS workers, Raj Thackeray decided to apologize for his remarks, and termed it as a ‘creative mistake’. Raj is also a cartoonist like his uncle Balasaheb Thackeray and considers himself a creative person.

“Creative people are bound to commit mistakes. A few days back Karan Johar had made a mistake, now I happened to do it. It’s a small incident misinterpreted and blown up by the Hindi media. But still I apologize to my workers and to the people of Maharashtra if they are hurt.” Raj clarified, after which MNS workers decided to forgive him and forget the incident.

Possibly Related News:
  1. Dozens fall sick after attending a speech by Raj Thackeray
  2. Marathi Manoos decides to sell away his stake in Mumbai
  3. Fearing getting slapped, Ricky Ponting taking Marathi lessons
  4. Anger and confusion reigns as Bihar declared a part of Maharashtra
  5. Columbus sets off for Pakistan, discovers Mumbai, asked to apologize

Advertisement

34 Responses for “Raj Thackeray apologizes after accidentally threatening and abusing himself”

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by anujg, Faking News and Nayan Medhi. Nayan Medhi said: Raj Thackeray apologizes after accidentally threatening and abusing himself: In the first ever instance of its .. http://bit.ly/TDsQu [...]

  2. Any chance he would get beaten up next? :p

  3. shishir says:

    awesome…just wish raj thackeray would read this

  4. Amol Patil says:

    Wow you seem like on fire mate! :P

  5. vinod says:

    Someone’s got atleast balls to accept it own mistakes unlike other politicians

    • anuj says:

      you’re a choo***! for defending raj thackrey, your brains must be full of manure, you mad******.

      • san says:

        U F***** do u know what is RAJ THAKRE ….He is the KING OF Maharashatra

        • morons says:

          Do you idiots have the guts to even show your real names/faces..
          Lets see you defend raj (ha!) thakre with identifiable profiles.
          Most of you pansies are nothing and take to these actions just so that you get some recognition from the fascist leaders.. If you are going to step out behind the facade of idiocy and short-sightedness, you still have a hope.. Otherwise, one thrashing can always set you right.

          • subu says:

            You moron … the name suits you .. what you know about raj .. if you just listen to what he says (not what media says he said ) you will understand why we follow him .. if you really wanna know just listen to his videos on you tube … you will understand .. but may be not .. as you are a moron

        • I hate regionalism says:

          well certainly………he is a king of all u fucking idiots……ask ur king to step out of his kingdom……itne joote padenge ki saat pushte ganji paida hongi…………

  6. Chauhan says:

    Vinod, bete, did you forget your medication?

    • san says:

      IF ANYBODY HAVE GUTS… Just talk any nonsece regarding RAJ THAKRE in front of any MEMBER OF MNS ……………..you will see the RESULT……….$#$%#$%#

      • morons says:

        san beta.. or beti.. or whatever …
        Step out of the dung that raj thakre spews out, wash it out of your ears and eyes.. and you’ll still have some hope.
        If you want, I can help by thrashing it out of u.. ofcourse knowing cowards like you, you always move in anonymous mobs.
        Frigging fanatics.

  7. Ainee says:

    Awesome!!!!

  8. Wow to article and bu-bu to comment by Vinod….

  9. sanket says:

    if raj reads it this site will be closed

  10. Tejas says:

    That was funny. I want to see “Laloo eating cattle food” news too, please. with a picture! thank you.

    RAJ THACKERAY ROCKS!!!

Leave a Reply


Advertisement

Blog of Pagal Patrakar
Advertisement

Recent Comments

Content of this website, unless categorized as “Editorial”, is a work of fiction. Readers are advised not to confuse the "news reports" of Faking News as being genuine and true.
© Faking News 2008-2010 | powered by WordPress and Gabfire themes | Sitemap | Contact Us