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Unmarried man suspects Shaadi.com employees of committing fraud

New Delhi. Kunwar Pratap, a 31-year-old unmarried (and purportedly virgin) man has expressed deepest suspicion over the way matrimonial sites like Shaadi.com or JeevanSathi.com carry out their business. Kunwar believes that the employees, especially the men, working for such sites are ‘hoarding’ all the beautiful girls’ profiles before releasing them in public. Kunwar has written a letter to the President of India to look into this urgent matter.

“I see so many beautiful girls out there when I go into any multiplex. Almost 77% of the girls I see are beautiful and attractive, but the moment I start searching on Shaadi.com, I see the trend reversed there. I’m sure even beautiful girls want to get married, so where are they? I guess there is some scam behind it. We unmarried people are getting a raw deal and the government must look into it.” Kunwar told Faking News.

Where are the missing girls?

Where are the missing girls?

Kunwar suspects that men working for matrimonial sites don’t make the profiles, especially the pictures, of the beautiful girls available to the general public unless they have exhausted their own options. He pointed out that among the few beautiful girls he could contact on Shaadi.com, an overwhelming majority of them politely rejected him saying they had already finalized the rishta elsewhere and he was a bit late. He suspected foul play by the employees in such cases.

“How come I was late each time? These guys must be first contacting these beautiful girls for their own marriage, or they might be acting on behalf of their friends, or who knows they might be even taking bribe from the rich but unmarried guys to hunt beautiful nubile girls for them. I am not accusing the whole website to be running this shady business, but trust me there is something fishy out there.” Kunwar argued.

Kunwar believes that the culprits should be booked under The Monopolies and Restrictive Trade Practices Act, 1969. He has already acted on this urgent matter and written a letter to the President. He has also sent a copy of the same letter each to Mrs. Sonia Gandhi, CJI of the Supreme Court, Consumer Courts, Ministry of Health and Family Planning, Department of Information Technology, and the Editorial head of India TV.

To his delight and relief, India TV was the quickest to take notice of his letter and got in touch with him. Apparently India TV will be broadcasting a program titled “dulhano ke dakait” (burglars of brides) tonight on this serious issue.

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15 Responses for “Unmarried man suspects Shaadi.com employees of committing fraud”

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  2. Shishir says:

    There are 2 ads of bharat matrimony on this page! LOL

  3. udai says:

    “dulhano ke dakait” by India TV..too good softy..keep going.

  4. coke says:

    haha, do i sense a personal grievance here? :P

  5. Ajay says:

    Too good!!! The last line specially…

  6. Shilo says:

    could not say it better!

    I watch Indian TV on watchindia.tv and saw it live…

  7. Raja says:

    It’s a real and serious issue. Kunwar should send the copy his letter to ex PM Atal Bihari Vijpai also.

    CRIS and IRCTC must take full control of these sites, acting on behalf of Govt. of India. These sites should be modeled as per Indian railway website.

    The new opportunities (aka profiles) should be released at sharp 8:00 pm, for uniform access to all law abiding citizen. While some profile can be reserved under Tatkal scheme, waiting list and other quote may also be implemented.

  8. Kalpesh says:

    Look at the ads of shaadi & other websites. Female faces on the ad. are too young & have a degree like MBA (at age 23) and Pilot (age 24 something) and all of them look beautiful

    The ad with same faces run for years.
    It shows that Indians don’t like girls which are good looking & very highly educated (odd combination though) ;)

    People are lured by beautiful looking girls.
    If Shaadi people are not able to get this girls, a match – what is the chance for rest of us? hahaha

  9. Jesus!! you guys are soo damn hilarious!! I loved the last line – “DULHANO KE DAKAITH” – could be turned into a movie – LOL

  10. Sheetal says:

    PRATIKMUMBAI – this guy on shaadi is FAKE.. I ahve a friend who has been through the worst situation in life because of him…I wrote to shaadi.com .
    Let see how resposible are they inde aling with the issue

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