Mumbai. The whole nation was shell-shocked when Amar Sabbhulkar, a 26-year-old unemployed youth, forgot that it was first anniversary of the Mumbai terror attacks on Thursday. This despite the fact that all the news channels of India were relentlessly trying to remind everyone that Mumbai was attacked and hundreds of innocent people were killed exactly a year back. Amar’s atrocious amnesia came to the fore when he appeared live on ABS News.
“What are we discussing here? Why have you called these models and actresses? And you just played that music video, why? I’m sorry I’m completely at loss and I can’t think straight. Are we discussing some film that is going to be released tomorrow? What is that ‘lest we forget’ stuff at the backstage? What are we forgetting here? Please help me, I can’t recall anything.” Amar appeared totally baffled and scatterbrained in the middle of the ABS (Always Breaking Some) News’ Live show called “Mumbai has won”.
Taj Hotel was put on fire again and again on television screens lest people forgot 26/11
Sakar Sharma, the ABS newsreader who was anchoring the show, screamed as soon as Amar expressed his failure to recall the 26/11 events. “Irresponsible people like Amar are letting us down!” Sakar pronounced with his index finger pointing towards the sky and his burning eyes looking straight into the camera, before he directly addressed Amar by pointing the finger at him, “Can’t you recall how our countrymen were butchered like lambs a year back. How can you forget Amar? We had showed all those stuff Live and Exclusive! Can you recall now?”
Amar couldn’t recall a stuff as an offended nation watched him blabbering live on television. Finally Sakar had to announce a commercial break after his repeated attempts to make Amar recall the events of 26/11 failed flat. During the break Amar was taken away from the live show and handed over to his friends. “Mumbai has won” resumed after this minor hiccup with all the guests vivid with their memories and demanding some sort of action to be taken against the problems.
“I don’t know what happened to him suddenly. He has a good memory and he remembered everything till yesterday. And tell me, how can you forget the events of 26/11? You forget something only when there is some change or considerable time has elapsed. There hardly has been any change on any front and it’s just been a year.” Amar’s friend Sameer told Faking News as he took away Amar from the venue of “Mumbai has won”.
Amar was later taken to a hospital. He is apparently the only Indian being treated for such sort of amnesia, as the rest of the India thinks they have not forgotten anything.
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He is apparently the only Indian being treated for such sort of amnesia, as the rest of the India thinks they have not forgotten anything.
Point taken!
In Amar’s defence, After so many attacks, can you really blame him for losing track of all the dates?
He is just another forward looking Indian, impatiently fearing for the next one…
“You forget something only when there is some change or considerable time has elapsed. There hardly has been any change on any front and it’s just been a year.”
nice one… there hardly has been any change
haha…
nice one
the ABS thing was funny…
and a nice satire on the media abt the way they kept the memories alive in our minds
It is made out as big sin if some one does not remember 26/11. What about hundreds of dalits being massacred by caste hindus? How about incidents like Khairlanji and Kambalapalli? Why donet the news channels make breaking news tamsahs out of these? It is one standard for urban India while it is a differnt yard stick for the rual one.
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Model Madhu Sapre and Milind Soman acquitted in an obscenity case, where they appeared nude in an ad. having shoes and the python(?) wrapped around.
The case was filed in 1995.
- ABS News
ABS screwed up the modeling career for Milind & Madhu.
I think we should ask for our justice delivery system to be outsourced to Dominos. “Agar mahine me delivery nahi hui to paisa wapas”
News from the future (ABS): Kasab released from jail with a few million dollars in his hand & a national apology from India. A contract has been signed whereby Kasab has agreed that nor he neither his kids(?) will attack India & show holes in the security of the otherwise economic power.
NoGrace party said – we are sorry. We have the money & guns but we had to keep you in jail, because we have to show people that we care for their security.
“rest of the India THINKS they have not forgotten anything.”
Some audacity we have to say a thing to Amar….the guy is at least honest
remembering something doesnt make ny sense until we or gov really feel it and do something about it,,,,, so really a nice article..
too good. God bless 120 Crore Amars of this country..