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Mayhem by models, Pakistan Fashion week kills 90 terrorists

Mayhem by models, Pakistan Fashion week kills 90 terrorists

The war against terrorism in neighboring Pakistan received a shot in the arm when hordes of terrorists died after witnessing a fashion show held in Karachi. The army is claiming that it was a strategic strike against terrorists where scantily clad models, girls smoking cigarettes, fashionistas caked in make-up, and socialites looking out for Sunday Magazine photographers were used as the primary weapons against the terrorists.

Bacardi to sponsor Liberhan Commission report on Babri demolition

Bacardi to sponsor Liberhan Commission report on Babri demolition

Sponsorship of the Liberhan Commission report by Bacardi and announcement of the findings would be soon made public in a press conference instead of parliament. This would mean that there would be big logos and pictures of Bacardi brands in the backdrop at the launch event. The front page of the report would mention “Bacardi presents” and each page will have watermark of the Bacardi logo.

Heart cries in agony as it receives another poem dedicated to itself

Heart cries in agony as it receives another poem dedicated to itself

Human heart, an organ that is often used as a metaphor for emotions and feelings, cried in agony as it received yet another poem dedicated to itself this morning. According to an estimate, heart is receiving millions of poems each day in different languages and has been unable to deal with the deluge. What makes the situation worse for the heart is the fact that many of these poems lack literary merit altogether.

Sunday Magazine: Holy cows of the modern Indian society

Sunday Magazine: Holy cows of the modern Indian society

Faking News Sunday Magazine covering the issues of last week – 16th November to 22nd November. A week that saw offices of television news channels (IBN7 and IBN-Lokmat) being attacked by aggrieved activists of Shiv Sena, apparently because the channels had misquoted and insulted their chief Bal Thackeray. The week also saw UPA government taking a wise advice from Rahul Gandhi to solve problems of Sugarcane Farmers.

Atif Aslam wins Best Supporting Singer award for complementing chorus

Atif Aslam wins Best Supporting Singer award for complementing chorus

Leading singer Atif Aslam has been awarded the “Best Supporting Singer” award by Indian Music Academy (IMA) for beautifully complementing the chorus singers in the song “Tu Jaane Na” of the Bollywood movie “Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani”. This is the first major Indian award for the Pakistani singer who is quite popular in India and has been singing regularly for Bollywood movies, but it has triggered a debate in the musical society.

Bollywood actresses come together to fight smelly armpits

Bollywood actresses come together to fight smelly armpits

Nearly a week after extending their support to ‘Shave India Movement’, Bollywood actresses Minissha Lamba, Neha Dhupia and Mugdha Godse have come together again to support ‘Spray India Movement’ under the aegis of ‘Women Against Stinking Armpits’ (W.A.S.A). These women aim to mobilize like thinking women across India to pressurize men into using deodorant sprays of a particular brand (Old Spice) to help India smell better.

“Rampant ugliness makes men cost-inefficient for beauty contests”

“Rampant ugliness makes men cost-inefficient for beauty contests”

The movement to allow men to participate in beauty pageants received a deadly blow today when Miss Universe Organization outrightly rejected the demand citing cost-ineffectiveness of the idea. The organization believes that men are born ugly and it would amount to a huge waste of money and resources if they were allowed to participate in beauty contests. While the statement has shocked masculinists, the torchbearers of the movement have refused to lay down the fight for gender equality.

Next Tata Group Head to be decided through a television reality show

Next Tata Group Head to be decided through a television reality show

Announcing a paradigm shift in the way successors are chosen in corporate houses, Tata Group has announced that they would conduct a television reality show to select the candidate who will succeed Ratan Tata, the 72-year old chairman of the $71-billion conglomerate. The step is believed to take media as well as management to a never-seen-before spiritual level causing the citizens of the country to forget all their problems.

Indian man fails to get buyer after putting up his integrity for sale on eBay

Indian man fails to get buyer after putting up his integrity for sale on eBay

A software engineer with an MBA degree from a well known institute of management of India has put up his ‘integrity’ for sale on popular e-commerce website eBay. He took this extreme step to raise money for paying back his debt that he had amassed to meet his living standards. But to his dismay, after asking for a minimum bid of 7000 US dollars, he hasn’t found any bidder for his integrity yet.

Inspired by FBI leads on Headley, government could allow FDI in domestic security

Inspired by FBI leads on Headley, government could allow FDI in domestic security

Enthused by the fact that the arrest of David Headley and Tahawwur Rana by the FBI allowed the government to offer something to the public and media after a year of Mumbai terror attacks, union cabinet is considering a proposal to allow FDI in domestic security. This would allow international intelligence and security agencies like FBI to buy stakes up to 74% in Indian security agencies like RAW, IB and NIA.

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