Angelina Jolie “When Brad bores me, I turn to Faking News”
Brad Pitt “I read Faking News to keep Angelina happy”
Come up with your own headline based on this picture. What could be the dog thinking at the end of 2009? And to be honest, I was quite lazy on the last day of the year and no new reports to offer, so came up with this lousy attempt. Wishing you all a very happy and prosperous new year ahead! But do tell us about the dog above.
A consortium of supernatural creatures has voted Indian news channel India TV as the best news channel of the last decade. The winner was chosen after thousands of bhoot (ghosts), pishaach (devils), djinn (genies), him-maanav (yetis), taantrik (black-magicians), chudail (vamps), daayan (witches), etc. took part in an occult poll conducted by Faking News. Only Hindi news channels were selected for voting by the consortium in the first round.
A team of physical, chemical, biological, mathematical and social scientists have concluded that women tend to feel safer among aliens. It was also discovered that this feeling of safety among women was directly proportional to the degree of foreignness of creatures around them e.g. a normal woman felt safer in the company of aliens (from the outer world) as compared to being with men (from earth) and an Indian woman felt safer in the company of European men as compared to being with Indian men.
A well known political leader Simba Suri was caught in a compromising position with his rival Arjun Mehta when both of them were seen half naked in the official bed of Suri, all this in a rather chilling winter. Various television channels have been playing the gayish visuals continuously, terming it a shocking sex-scandal, but the leaders have termed their act as being a ‘done thing’ in the contemporary politics.
A Chinese court has awarded 11 years imprisonment to acclaimed painter Liu Xiaobo for not using red color, the national color of China, in his paintings for continuously over 20 years now. Liu was already in jail since 2008, after being arrested for painting a black rose even though one is supposed to imagine only red roses in China. It’s not yet clear if Liu would need to spend fresh 11 years in prison or his recent days in jail would be allowed for.
So this is the last Sunday of this year, and we have no “Indian of the year” to declare, but we just got the news that Vindu Dara Singh has won the reality show Bigg Boss 3 and took home 1 crore rupees. Well, the year ended well for him after crying and cribbing, and we hope you guys too had a nice year. If not, we wish you better days ahead in 2010.
Leading FMCG company Emami Limited has launched a new range of toothbrushes that can reduce hair fall rates among young male executives. Bollywood superstar Shahrukh Khan, who has been promoting other brands of the company like Navratna Tel, Sona Chandi Chyawanprash and Fair & Handsome, has been roped in again to promote the toothbrushes, being called “Keshodant”. The company formally launched the toothbrush at a rock concert here today.
After an alleged “sex scandal” involving veteran congress leader and Andhra Pradesh governor N D Tiwari came to light, where he was seen in bed with three young women, Tiwari has resigned form the post of governor and has announced his plans to start a sexual health clinic for people desiring long-lasting sex lives. Octogenarian Tiwari has requested the central government to run his clinic from Raj Bhavan premises in the initial days.
Baby reviewers at New York Times have given scorching and negative reviews to the latest baby adopted by the celebrity couple of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, referred to as Brangelina for the sake of brevity in today’s busy urban life. Brangelina had adopted a six-month-old baby boy Jean-Pascal, while celebrating holidays in Haiti last week. After adoption, the baby has now become Jean-Pascal Jolie-Pitt (JPJP).
Thanks to a decision taken by the union home ministry, owls of India are excited to witness Indian tricolors flying around when they come out hunting in the night. Ministry has taken this decision following a proposal by industrialist and Congress MP Naveen Jindal, who has been working overtime to empower Indian citizens with flag flying rights. This time around, apart from human Indians, owls too are happy.
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UPA releases its own poster of the movie “A Wednesday”
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