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Taking a cue from the fact that a minor car accident has almost spoilt the private life of American golfer Tiger Woods, Delhi Traffic Police has decided to rope in the beleaguered golfer to promote safe driving habits among Delhi men. The move is also aimed to educate Delhi citizens to learn good manners ahead of Commonwealth Games next year. Faking News has decided to support Delhi Traffic Police for this noble cause.
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Also as the ( GOD SAVE THE QUEEN OF GREAT BRITAIN THAT RULED AND KICKED ASS FOR 2 CENTURIES) Common Wealth ( OF THE GREAT BRITISH EMPIRE, MIGHTY AWESOME) games approach, people will have more affairs and prostitution will thrive to be on par with south Africa hosting the Fifa world Cup. This is a very smart move by Delhi Traffic(ing) police, we all welcome it with great applause.
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