Mumbai. Barely a couple of days after expressing the desire of becoming a porn star, Bollywood star Shahrukh Khan has refused an opportunity that would have allowed him to live his long cherished dream. Shahrukh has politely declined to act in a porn movie to-be-produced by Planman Motion Pictures, founded by Prof. Arindam Chaudhuri. Earlier, Shahrukh had expressed his desire to be a porn star while launching a book written by Prof. Chaudhuri.
According to well placed sources, the movie was tentatively titled “Dare To Kink Beyond The Bedrooms – discover the pornstar in you” and was to document a story of an exotic sex-maniac with a ponytail. Shahrukh was offered the role of this sex-maniac, who would go on a sexual escapade in public places with various partners, eventually killing one of them, who’d be reborn and avenge his/her death. The movie was to have songs and dance sequences and some tear-jerking moments to make it fit for Shahrukh, but the Bollywood star declined the offer.
Shahrukh Khan with ponytail (no pun intended)
“I was touched by their gesture but I’m not yet ready for such a role. Also, it was just a joke that I had cracked to suit the occasion. I guess they take jokes seriously and make a joke out of serious stuff.” Shahrukh said jokingly as dimples appeared on his cheeks and he looked oh-so-innocent for a wannabe porn star.
Planman Motion Pictures have expressed disappointment over Shahrukh’s reaction but they believe that if they keep on offering the role, he would finally accept it.
“We just have to be insistent and persistent in such matters. If you keep on repeating something, people eventually start believing it to be true. That’s our policy and we’d stick to it.” a Planman Motion Pictures spokesperson said, denying the possibility that the role could be offered to Salman Khan, who also sports a ponytail, or Amir Khan, who likes experimenting with roles.
“It’s a role tailor-made for SRK, we are not going to offer it to anyone, not even to our own ponytail sporting Arindam Chaudhuri.” The spokesperson quipped, later requesting Faking News not to quote him, but we decided to ignore his requests.
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The best ever ………… dare to kink beyond bedrooms takes the cake
Arindam Chaudhary se bada g****u aaj tak nahin janma…………….
“If you keep on repeating something, people eventually start believing it to be true”
If you keep on repeating something, people eventually start believing it to be true?
-The way they had proved IIPM is better than IIM
i and many of frnds are keen reader and follower of faking news bt i m really disappointed by faking news continuos approach to make fun of IIPM its faculty, students and dean it seems faking news doesnt want IIPM students to be the follower of faking news
whatever image though IIPM had in ur mind Bt arindam chaudhri is our guru and it has been taught by my parents and culture not to listen anything against ur guru
yea…right…i get it…your post says it all…iipm is really beyond iims
Dear Shishya.
Thanks for your love and affection.. I am building a 10-pack abs. (dare to think beyond 8-packs shit, dudes) I ll send you a pin-up of mine.
There are a lot of other things that have been taught in our culture:
1) be very careful in choosing the guru.
2) use ur common sense and do not follow anyones claim of being a self proclaimed guru.
3) under the guru shishya parampara, it is taught that feel free to move on from a guru to another till u find ur right guru….: for instance: swami vivekananda did it…that is essentially why gurus only used to take guru dakshina after having taught, and deciple taken the education, not like Arindam, who takes money from u to gift a laptop to u. but if one is happy taking some psuedo-intellectual, self obsessed person as guru just because he claims to be a “GURU, a professor and oh god what not” then that also tells about that person.
so, if u like his teachings, feel free to call him a guru, but if u just want to blindly respect him for being a guru, then that proves the author right…. ” if u repeat something, people start taking it to be true, ” just as now I really give up on contending IIPMs claim regarding IIM…. pun intended
m sorry faking news i was ur loyal reader and use to do word of mouth bt now this is untolerable u r getting biased towards ur approach for customers and readers
felt very much bad abt it
I don’t think IIPM “students” or even “faculty” were made fun of, either in this article or the earlier one. Furthermore, FN has used almost everything to produce humor. CAT, MBA and IIMs too have been made “fun” of in far more articles than on IIPM. So why should you be so hurt when IIPM, rather Arindam Chaudhuri, is at receiving end?
how gay is that vox populi?? cant u take humour in good spirit. and u want to be a manager. so u wont come back to FN ? chalo bye. we wont miss u anyway.
“The spokesperson quipped, later requesting Faking News not to quote him, but we decided to ignore his requests.”
That is so Faking News! Good one!
we love You Arindam ! You are really a great spoof package to entertain us !! Thanks for being there and providing us great news stuff every now and then!
Thanks fekumfek WTF!
Nice to know that I have a nice fan following building up. I am soon planning to build a 10-pack abs (dare to think beyond 8-packs shit, dudes) and appear topless in my IIPM promos with SRK.
The Pony Tails duo is awesomely over entertaining !! Both can compete each other being insane Mucky Morons !
Very nice blog, I like it!