Imagine if Chatur Ramalingam aka Silencer’s speech on Teacher’s Day from the movie 3 Idiots were to be a real event. How would have the leading Hindi news channels of India reported it? Faking News tries to imagine the Breaking News headlines that would have been flashed by five leading Hindi news channels. If you haven’t watched 3 Idiots, you can watch the concerned clip here.
Disclaimer: the photoshop quality is pretty ordinary and the screens don’t resemble the exact appearance of the screen of respective news channels
Zee News: a news channel that is hardly in news, maybe due to headlines like this?

Zee News reporting Silencer’s speech from 3 Idiots
NDTV India: accused of trying too much with information and analysis thrust down the throat of a helpless viewer.

NDTV India reporting Silencer’s speech from 3 Idiots
Star News: they keep you ahead (aapko rakhe aage) basically they are hiding behind you, be alert and take care of your posterior.

Star News reporting Silencer’s speech from 3 Idiots
Aaj Tak: sabse tez, they had started as a reliable 30-minutes daily news bulletin on Doordarshan, many people believe that their total news content even today is not more than 30-minutes in a day.

Aaj Tak reporting Silencer’s speech from 3 Idiots
and ladies and gentlemen, now presenting, the one and the only, India TV:

India TV reporting Silencer’s speech from 3 Idiots
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Reported by Pagal Patrakar on Jan 19th, 2010 and filed under Opinion. You can follow any responses to this report through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this report





india tv ko kuch kam he ki nahi jo ad tak scientist ko nahi milata vo intia tv ko milata he, kabhi yam to kabhi ravan.
Hu hu ha ha hi hi he he ha ha ha ha ohoo hoo hoo ho aa ha ha haa ha
ha ha u he ha ha ha
India TV…………..Agreed.
India TV is the best
no other channel beat it in senationalizing trivial things 
India TV is the best
no other channel can beat it in senationalizing trivial things 
as always, the best one comes in the last….. :–)