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Gabbar Singh may finally stop asking, “Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi?”

Gabbar Singh may finally stop asking, “Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi?”

Gabbar Singh, one of the better known dacoits of North India, who is wanted in many cases of loot, murders and rapes in and around Ramgarh, might stop asking his oft repeated question “Holi kab hai? Kab hai holi?” (When is Holi?) from next year onward. This after he got the answer in a rather expected manner from Veeru, who has now marked this question as “resolved” on Yahoo! Answers.

Naked man on Delhi runway identified as actor Kamaal Rashid Khan

Naked man on Delhi runway identified as actor Kamaal Rashid Khan

The naked flight interrupter apprehended at Delhi’s Indira Gandhi International Airport turned out to be none other than Bollywood actor Kamaal Rashid Khan, also known to himself as KRK. Too inebriated to phrase a coherent reply to the questions of his interrogators, he could only say, “Ka-laudia… tum kahaan ho?” Many experts believe that this lying-naked-in-airport was a part of marketing gimmick by Kamaal to promote his film.

Man decides to cheat girlfriend after watching Emotional Atyachaar

Man decides to cheat girlfriend after watching Emotional Atyachaar

25-year-old Utkarsh has decided to cheat on his girlfriend Kavita, with whom he has been going steady for over six years now, after he watched some episodes of a television reality show called Emotional Atyachaar that documents and broadcasts unfaithfulness among young Indian couples. Apart from sending feelers to random girls that he knows, Utkarsh has also registered on an online dating website to secure a parallel girlfriend.

Opposition walks out over one thing they could understand in Union Budget

Opposition walks out over one thing they could understand in Union Budget

The opposition parties walked out of the parliament as soon as they could make sense of one sentence of the budgetary speech by the finance minister Pranab Mukherjee, which hinted at rise in prices of petrol and diesel. But the government is hopeful that the negative impact of this price-rise would be negated by the lower prices of solar rickshaws, which will help deal with the food crisis.

Idea faces criticism from other mobile operators over saving toilet paper

Idea faces criticism from other mobile operators over saving toilet paper

Concerned over felling of trees to make toilet papers, Idea Cellular has come up with an idea that could change the lives of millions of toilet going men and women. Idea has proposed a solution where people could get the same work done by sending just an SMS, for which they have been hitherto felling trees. But the idea has attracted criticisms from other cellular operators.

Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century

Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century

Employees of an IT company went berserk and ransacked their office beyond recognition after they realized that the system administrators had blocked access to Cricinfo and other cricket based websites on office computers. The management had already disallowed watching sports or even news channels during international cricket matches involving India for over a year now, leaving the employees to get updates from Cricinfo and other websites.

Railways passengers to be fined for farting and snoring inside coaches

Railways passengers to be fined for farting and snoring inside coaches

Railway Minister Ms. Mamta Banerjee today announced a new rule for Indian Railways that would empower TTEs to penalize passengers indulged in persistent snoring or farting while traveling. The penalty could range from a fine of 500 Rupees to five hours of imprisonment inside the train toilet. The rule was announced while presenting the Railway Budget today, and will come into effect from the next week.

Dark secrets of many come out in open as hackers have a field day

Dark secrets of many come out in open as hackers have a field day

In an unprecedented attack, notorious email hackers group MOCODO (MOst COders are DOrks), hacked into email accounts of millions of users across the world. While a large chunk of critical information was at stake, the hackers instead chose to to release “Secret Questions” of thousands of users on popular questions portal, iBaBaBuBu.com. Although it appears to be a minor violation of privacy, this move by the hackers has caused widespread discontent amongst users.

Parliament adjourned to discuss pregnancy rumors about Aishwarya Rai

Parliament adjourned to discuss pregnancy rumors about Aishwarya Rai

Parliament has been adjourned till tomorrow afternoon to allow honorable members to discuss important issues such as pregnancy of Aishwarya Rai, mistresses of Tiger Woods, and IPL ticket. The members showed exemplary alacrity early this morning to wind up discussions on minor issues such as price-rise within a couple of hours, forcing adjournment of the house that gave them the whole day to discuss other important issues.

Irritating asshole adds former office mate as friend on facebook

Irritating asshole adds former office mate as friend on facebook

24-year-old Anushka felt like yuck this morning when she saw the same irritating face of that asshole from her earlier office, asking her to add him as friend on facebook. Navin, her colleague in her last job, had tried too hard, almost nauseatingly, to win her attention and appreciation and had even spread some rumors about Anushka. She had breathed a sigh of relief when she got a new job last August.

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