Angelina Jolie “When Brad bores me, I turn to Faking News”

Faking News

Brad Pitt “I read Faking News to keep Angelina happy”

Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century

Reported by Pagal Patrakar on Feb 24th, 2010 and filed under Cricket. You can follow any responses to this report through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this report

Mumbai. Employees of an IT company went berserk and ransacked their office beyond recognition after they realized that the system administrators had blocked access to Cricinfo and other cricket based websites on office computers. The management had already disallowed watching sports or even news channels during international cricket matches involving India for over a year now, leaving the employees to get updates from Cricinfo and other websites.

A pall of gloom descended over the employees of SA Technologies Limited around lunch time when they discovered this new decree, but the employees went violently furious by the end of the office time around 6.15 PM, when they realized that they had missed the legendary innings of Sachin Tendulkar – the first ever double century scored in a one-day international cricket match.

“Come on man, don’t we have basic human rights guaranteed here? The whole nation was rejoicing and here we had no idea what was happening. This is criminal. It is high time “right to watch cricket” is declared a fundamental right.” Aadeesh Deshpande, one of the aggrieved employees complained.

Sachin Tendulkar

Some people believe he is legend, some think he is God, others don’t have a right to life

Employees have been sitting outside their office since 6.30 PM and demanding compensation from the management and the owners of the company for denying them a chance to witness this historical moment. The amount or the nature of compensation is not yet known, but the management has promised to gift authenticated VCDs of Sachin Tendulkar’s innings to all the employees.

Meanwhile, Cricket fans from all over the country too have come up in support of these employees and have pushed for constitutional reforms in the country so that no one else goes through the same torture in the future.

“If one can’t declare a new fundamental right of watching cricket, at least declare Sachin as God, what more proof is needed now?” said one of the Sachin fans, arguing that if Sachin was declared God, stopping people from watching cricket would amount to stopping someone from practicing their religion, and hence unconstitutional.

Possibly Related News:
  1. Sunday Magazine: Saluting Sachin Tendulkar on completing 20 years
  2. SC strikes down demands of 110% effort from employees as unconstitutional
  3. Millions injured as series of Tendulkar debates rock various parts of India
  4. Student misses exam after Sachin Tendulkar tweets him luck
  5. Tendulkar wakes up as 18 years old, nation celebrates the miracle

Advertisement

23 Responses for “Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century”

  1. RuPaM says:

    It’s understandable that people would feel anguished over not been able to watch the innings of the century…so it’s justifiable that they ransacked the building…..
    Great Idea…

  2. SH says:

    Its high time to compensate them. Those who have missed matches due do official work must be provided with DVD of the match. And its time for Govt to include Right to watch cricket as fundamental right.

Leave a Reply


Advertisement FOSTIIMA Business School - MBA/BBA 2010 - Admissions Open

Blog of Pagal Patrakar
Advertisement

Recent Comments

Content of this website, unless categorized as “Editorial”, is a work of fiction. Readers are advised not to confuse the "news reports" of Faking News as being genuine and true.
© Faking News 2008-2010 | powered by WordPress and Gabfire themes | Sitemap | Contact Us