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Gabbar Singh may finally stop asking, “Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi?”

Gabbar Singh may finally stop asking, “Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi?”

Gabbar Singh, one of the better known dacoits of North India, who is wanted in many cases of loot, murders and rapes in and around Ramgarh, might stop asking his oft repeated question “Holi kab hai? Kab hai holi?” (When is Holi?) from next year onward. This after he got the answer in a rather expected manner from Veeru, who has now marked this question as “resolved” on Yahoo! Answers.

PJs apart, Faking News wishes its readers a very happy and safe Holi. Enjoy!

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8 Responses for “Gabbar Singh may finally stop asking, “Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi?””

  1. pranav says:

    same to u FN

  2. maruti jha says:

    holi me lanka dahan ho gaya !!

  3. Biswajit says:

    Happy Holi.

  4. Cyberdaku says:

    gabbar is happy in heaven playing holi with Apsaras.. !! he dnt need bloody thakur or basanti to play holis..
    btw how did thakur plays holi ???

  5. Nicks says:

    As Veeru n Basanti get divorced. Basanti is doing fulltime work as a personal assistant with Gabbar. As a matter of fact gabbar is more interested in the colors of Basanti rather than the colors of holi

  6. Asif says:

    Holi Kab Hai, kab hai holi?

  7. bhabani hota says:

    HOLI DECEMBR MEIN HAI…ACCORDING TO INDIA T.V

  8. Alok Jain says:

    to aaj aapne dekha ki Gabbar holi kaise manata hai………… hhehehehheeee

    dhyaan se dheken.aur savdhaan rahen./yeh gabbar kabhi bhi aapke ghar aa sakta hai :) )))

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