The last week saw celebrations over India’s test victory over South Africa and mourning over deaths of people killed in Pune’s German Bakery blast and policemen killed in West Bengal. While an unknown group claimed responsibility for Pune’s blast, a very much known group was behind the massacre of policemen in West Bengal. This week’s Sunday Magazine documents all aspects of this known group called Maoists.
February 21, 2010 | Filed under
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Creationists have succeeded in unraveling yet another mystery that has kept the scientists and atheists perplexed for ages. After convincingly arguing that dinosaurs existed alongside human beings and were taken aboard Noah’s ark, creationists have come up with a theory –Intelligent Recall – that once and for all settles the debate over dinosaur extinction, unlike the scientists who keep coming up with a new theory every day.
February 20, 2010 | Filed under
Sciences |
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After suspending a professor for being gay, Aligarh Muslim University has formed a high-level committee to compile a set of dos and don’ts for having sex on the university campus. The committee will submit their report, and a set of handbooks, by the end of this month, containing detailed description of acceptable and commendable sexual behavior by students, faculty and other members of the AMU society.
February 19, 2010 | Filed under
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Google announced today that it is launching a new service to help users search deep within their soul. “This would not only maximize the untapped potential of our search technology, but also the untapped potential of the human race”, said Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, in an exclusive interview with Faking News business reporter SK Wimwian. The service will be named Google Mox, a subtle pun on the ancient Sanskrit word ‘Moksh’ which means ‘Nirvana’ or liberation.
February 19, 2010 | Filed under
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10-year-old Joey, son of Volkswagen India CEO, has decided to pick 8-year-old Preity as his personal secretary when he turns 24 and becomes the vice president of the company. The important decision was taken during his birthday bash yesterday, when hordes of young boys and girls attended the party hosted by his father. Preity was looking quite pretty in her pink dress, impelling Joey to make the offer.
February 18, 2010 | Filed under
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Leading English television news channel Times Now has finally conceded that it might have asked just too many questions in the last few years. A bulk of these questions were asked on the channel’s prime time news show The Newshour, while many others kept popping up round the clock as various news and events unfolded. According to an estimate, around 702854 questions might have been asked since the trend started on the channel.
February 17, 2010 | Filed under
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In a surprising series of events, a bookseller from Gujarat performed surgery on himself, after being inspired by a book. Panna Lal, owner of Jai Shri Krishna book stores in Gandhinagar, slit his wrist after reading management guru Arindam Chaudhari’s bestseller – “Discover the Diamond in you”. Panna was hoping to find some diamonds inside him, an embarrassing reality that he was initially reluctant to admit.
February 17, 2010 | Filed under
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Manish Tiwari, a second year student of Mechanical Engineering at BITS, has denied any sort of intelligence failure on his part after he scored a zero in a surprise quiz (exam) of mathematics held last week. Manish claimed that surprise quizzes were insidious in nature as they aimed to outwit unsuspecting students, and shouldn’t be used as a parameter for assessing intelligence of a quiz taker.
February 16, 2010 | Filed under
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Three years old Chintu, who won the “Tonk’s Got Talent” competition for bed-wetting kids, wants to become a celebrity when he grows up. Chintu was addressing local journalists after he won the locally popular and prestigious singing-dancing-crapping competition. He was adjudged the winner after he showcased a rare talent of correctly guessing the number of teeth in a person’s mouth just by looking at his or her toothbrush.
February 15, 2010 | Filed under
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Finally Valentine’s Day has arrived amid rising prices, falling moral police and fear of terror attacks. While we leave dealing with the terrorists and the moral police to the government, we try to help you deal with the rising prices while you celebrate the day with your loved one. Don’t worry if you are single, you can either talk to your parents or save our tigers.
February 14, 2010 | Filed under
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