Pilani, Rajasthan. Manish Tiwari, a second year student of Mechanical Engineering at BITS, has denied any sort of intelligence failure on his part after he scored a zero in a surprise quiz (exam) of mathematics held last week. Manish claimed that surprise quizzes were insidious in nature as they aimed to outwit unsuspecting students, and shouldn’t be used as a parameter for assessing intelligence of a quiz taker.
“There is no intelligence failure, but please remember this is not a mid-term or term-end exam. This is a surprise quiz that cunning instructors plant at their convenience to pain the students. Such quizzes are not the final verdict on intelligence of a student.” Manish said, adding that this was his first zero scored after more than a year while he had been on campus for his B.E. (Hons) degree.
Manish insists that such replies don’t necessarily hint at any intelligence failure
“I don’t rule out that I won’t get another zero in a quiz, but that doesn’t mean that something is amiss. My intelligence is intact.” Manish reiterated as he showed his mark-sheet of Xth and XIIth board exams, where he had scored 99 and 98 respectively, to drive home his point.
He also claimed that by getting a zero, he has actually displayed his indomitable spirit and lively character to absorb the pain inflicted by wily instructors. “Such tricks by the instructors can’t dampen my true BITSian spirit.” Manish declared.
Manish vehemently rejected the charges of lack of vigilance and preparedness as the reasons behind him getting a stark zero; the only zero scored by anyone in the whole batch in that particular quiz.
“In fact, if you think about it, I’ve helped many of my batchmates feel better by scoring a zero. If the marks are converted into a relative grade point, many students, who otherwise might have got bad grades, would now end up with better ones.” Manish argued and insisted that terms such as ‘failure’ were misnomer in the present education system.
Manish has demanded that since such incidents (scoring a zero) succeeded in making other students feel better and get better grades, they should be termed as ‘differently successful’ rather than ‘failure’.
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how about “failure” being referred as “deferred success”?
Ha! Manish Tiwari has consistently scored zero in all his activities.
Hence, he is the Congi spokesman.
If he continues in the same way, SM Krishna must start looking for a higher place to score a zero!
Really insightful linking of surprise tests with terrorist attacks!! Plus the dig at politically correct vocabulary. Faking News rocks!
It seems that BITSians are just a bunch of dumbos. They seem to talk a lot & have little substance
balls to u
Who are u to say so? You don’t know anything bout us BITSians. Seriously, balls to you….
this is a free country…therefore we should be allowed to freely express our opinions….so i dont agree wid u…even though i m a bitsian….
“this is a free country…therefore we should be allowed to freely express our opinions….”
Which includes saying ‘Balls to You’ when necessary.
Agreed ur brain isnt fully evolved yet to crack the exam called BITSAT.. but its ok.. keep trying. But dont waste your time on such silly time waster beta… Ja Ja munna.. dont waste tym.. exams are arnd the corner .
}:-)
hey moron!!…ur BITSAT is not the ultimate test of merit…..& there’s no uniformity of question paper standard as each person gets a different question paper….& the thng of ghotting science in the 12th ,getting lots of top quality coaching , STILL failing to crack IITJEE , coming to the 2nd best option BITS-PILANI..& the thng of having an ‘evolved’ ‘brain’–these 2 r NOT the same!!!!
@Anto:majority of bitsians like to work hard & let their work speak for themselves instead of replying to silly comments posted on faking news articles…..there r so many bitsians…..& faking news is so popular….bt still so few of them have replied to ur barb…i guess that shows u r wrong…as for me…i m the exception(‘coz i m replying to ur foolish statement).. the ‘lite’ bitsian!!:D…
Mr.ArseFart anto u fuckin idiot. The fuck were u thinkin when u fuckin decided u r better than one. Why dont u fuckin cry in corner than cribbing here about ur impotency. U show u r such an arse wipe by writing comments about somethin u fuckin could not get into. Well sucka’ this not the place for u.So go ask ur mom y she gave birth to u instead of crying your fuckin lungs out here of being a frustrated gay loser.And if dat doest fukin ease ur disturbed mind then try fucking urself u ought to claim ur supremacy over that at least u fuckin loser.
I ROCK…!!
shut up nigga!!!:P
One of best Faking News post for the witty analogy.. keep it up buddy
Ahh, those BITS days of walking into M-23 and realizing there is a surprise test!!! Though must admit that the zuk was no surprise
You could have added something about 3 idiots here
I agree with Vipul, one of the best analogies ever! Great work!
Guys, lets not jump to conclusions here.
You are the student mentioned in this article no ?