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In an unexpected turn of events in the history of organized coffee retail that may have far-reaching consequences for the industry, a man and a woman visited the Barista Lavazza Coffee Shop located at the Grand Mall on MG Road this Wednesday for the purpose of having coffee, had two cups of coffee, just coffee and nothing else, paid their bill and went away.
This is not the first time when Indian celebrities have been discriminated at International Airports based on the color of their skin or their surnames. The latest to join the list is IPL commissioner Lalit Modi. While travelling to UK to meet ECB to decide the future prospects of IPL, Modi was stopped at the Heathrow Airport because the airport security had leads that a certain Modi was responsible for rioting in Gujarat in 2002.
Actor, singer, composer, and heartthrob Himesh Reshammiya has bettered Ram Gopal Varma’s 5 lakh rupees Phoonk 2 challenge and has offered 10 lakh rupees to anyone who can take up his Aansuon Ka Dard challenge. Aansuon Ka Dard is the name of the upcoming album of Himesh and it contains 10 brand new songs sung in different styles, with and without nose, by the legendary singer.
Having ruled out the possibility of taking a full-fledged IPL abroad earlier last week, IPL commissioner Lalit Modi got candid with Faking News and admitted that hosting the tournament abroad could be more fun. He wistfully remembered the beautiful moments of the second season of IPL, which was hosted in South Africa, and conceded that he missed those delicacies in their current season of the tournament.
Samajwadi Party has decided to take the fight for social justice to the next battle and has demanded reservations in private jobs for those young men, who can’t help themselves but to whistle at girls found in the industrial houses. The move comes close to the immaculate observation by the party president Mulayam Singh Yadav, who envisioned whistles going left and right in the parliament once Women’s Reservation Bill was passed.
A local farmer has been jailed for putting up a statue of Chief Minister Kumari Mayawati as a scarecrow (human shaped effigy put up to scare away birds from eating grains and other farm produces) in his farm. The act of the farmer has been deemed as one creating public disorder and damage to the state property, but the farmer has termed it as an ingenious attempt to improve his agricultural yield.
In an unprecedented move that is proving to be highly controversial, students of a state run school here were asked to write down castes of all the assholes they had ever known in their personal capacities. Even though the school administration called it an honest attempt to find out the social statuses of different castes in the modern society, it has caused a widespread outrage, but surprisingly, the students found the activity quite helpful.
He might look like yet another 33-year-old corporate executive in first look, but Rajesh Kumar is not your everyday elder brother our uncle type of guy. He claims to be a teenager at heart, who still enjoys the Hindi rap songs of Baba Sehgal. Not a single day has passed since he passed out of his high-school when Rajesh has not sung Thanda Thanda Paani.
FNIG has taken a seemingly innocuous question by a journalist seriously where this unidentified journalist had asked Lalit Modi if IPL had any plans to go public i.e. come out with an IPO and offer its shares to the public for trading on stock exchanges. While Modi denied any such possibility, we demand that IPL must go public, even if it means the tournament being nationalized.
US Vice-President Joe Biden has used the F-word yet again. After having termed the healthcare bill by the Obama administration as a “big fucking deal”, Biden asked a Pakistani diplomat to “fuck off” when he asked USA to sign a nuclear deal with his country. The banter, which is now being termed as being a “friendly” one by the White House, was supposed to be a private conversation, but was captured by the audio-visual equipments around.
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