Angelina Jolie “When Brad bores me, I turn to Faking News”

Faking News

Brad Pitt “I read Faking News to keep Angelina happy”

Man now in his 30′s still singing rap songs of Baba Sehgal

Ranchi. He might look like yet another 33-year-old corporate executive in first look, but Rajesh Kumar is not your everyday elder brother our uncle type of guy. He claims to be a teenager at heart, who still enjoys the Hindi rap songs of Baba Sehgal. Not a single day has passed since he passed out of his high-school when Rajesh has not sung Thanda Thanda Paani.

Main five star hotel pehli baar gaya, maine dekha paani se bhara swimming pool, aaya manager, bola baithiye please sir sir sir, aapki sewa mein main haazair hoon, kuch farmaiye, boliye kya aapko chahiye.” Rajesh burst into the lyrics as soon as we asked him about his favorite song, which he maintains as being the best ever narrative of a 5-Star hotel and duties of a manager.

Rajesh still remembers how he had become famous in his high-school for singing this song and used to sing it during birthday parties of all his friends. Rajesh had learnt many other rap songs of that era by writing down their lyrics on paper after repeatedly hitting the pause and rewind button of his first audio cassette player. He was a sensation among his classmates.

Baba Sehgal

Baba Sehgal makes Rajesh remember his golden days

He still remembers the lyrics of most of those songs. In fact he croons them daily even now in his office, much to the chagrin of his co-workers, who believe Rajesh is a nutcase.

“Who enjoys such songs these days? Looks like this dude has been time traveling!” complained one of Rajesh’s co-workers.

But Rajesh rejects such criticisms and accuses his colleagues and friends of having forgotten their roots.

“Can any of them honestly claim not to have bought Baba’s audio-cassette or have not got this song recorded on a blank cassette from the local cassette seller? What crap are they talking now? They have changed under peer pressure” Rajesh protested.

Rajesh also loves the song Love Rap from the 1994 Bollywood movie Krantiveer, but his all-time favorite song is surprisingly Manjula by Baba Sehgal and not Thanda Thanda Paani. After persistent questioning, we found out that Rajesh had this huge crush on a girl with the same name living in his colony.

“She used to smile and avert her eyes whenever I used to sing Manjula in the birthday parties. I loved her so much.” recalled a wistful Rajesh, who went silent for some time before adding, “Her house number was 7-B.”

“She is married now. I guess she lives in Bangalore with her husband and one son.” Rajesh said as we wrapped up the interview.

Possibly Related News:
  1. Prakash Jha agrees to replace all objectionable scenes in Aarakshan with random item songs
  2. Baba Ramdev proposes yoga as solution to Naxal problem
  3. BCCI announces IPL-5 in a bid to end Baba Ramdev’s fast
  4. After Kamina, Saala, and BoseDK, plan to sell commercial rights of Hindi gaalis
  5. News Channels sign deal with Bollywood for creating one Munni every second month

Reported by on Mar 25th, 2010 and filed under Culture. You can follow any responses to this report through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this report



13 Responses for “Man now in his 30′s still singing rap songs of Baba Sehgal”

  1. Manjula says:

    I still love you Rajesh, I got married to an asshole :(

  2. Pratyush says:

    hahaha! good one. perfect ending! Hey Fakenews, Im a big fan of your work. Cheers!

  3. bijju says:

    HAhahahahahaha, Manjula, majula-2-2-2-2-2,

  4. Hmm.. says:

    Not upto FN standards. :(

  5. Kavi says:

    LOL! loved it! it’s story of all of us, ain’t it? including the manjula part :P

  6. naveed says:

    good one. but i think its fairly true not fake. krantiveer, amm de, cheeze badiye masth. who can forget those days. it seems the write has written from his own exp instead of a fake one. cant forget it.

  7. Big fan of Baba Sehgal says:

    I think, Baba is a youth icon, he is the guy who brought rap music to India, he should be awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award

    May God Bless him always :)

Leave a Reply

Click here to visit Faking News in Hindi

 



Blog of Pagal Patrakar

Recent Comments

Content of this website, unless categorized as “Editorial”, is a work of fiction. Readers are advised not to confuse the "news reports" of Faking News as being genuine and true.
© Faking News 2008-2012 | powered by WordPress and Gabfire themes | Sitemap | Contact Us