Opposition MPs, especially those belonging to the RJD and Samajwadi Party, have confirmed that they were losing weight and getting in shape thanks to their frequent walkouts from the parliament in the recent days. MPs are upbeat and are looking forward to more walkouts to get a perfect body. Special meetings of RJD and SP MPs have been convened to list out various issues upon which they can walkout at will.
April 30, 2010 | Filed under
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Hours after Supreme Court quashed all cases against her for her views and comments over pre-marital sex, journalists have expressed keen interest in knowing Tamil actresses Kushboo Sundar’s views on post-marital sex. Senior editors, especially those sitting in New Delhi, have asked their reporters to get in touch with the actress and carry out “exclusive” interviews to extract some of her “controversial” views on post-marital sex.
April 29, 2010 | Filed under
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Stung by the criticism that it asked CBI to go slow on corruption cases against some of the opposition leaders to secure their support in the parliament, UPA government has decided to put CBI blimps everywhere in the country to underscore the assertion that it was a free body driven by its own free will. These blimps would not be chained and would be freely floating in all the leading cities of India.
April 28, 2010 | Filed under
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A leading alien scientist in a galaxy hundreds of light-years away from the earth has warned his clan to keep away from the human beings. Mangal Srinivas, one of the most celebrated scientists among the aliens, has warned his fellow species that human beings were growing frustrated with their own life and habitat with each passing day, and might try to intrude into alien’s lives and spaces very soon.
April 27, 2010 | Filed under
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Approximately 72 hours after the discovery of a definitive cure for all forms of cancer, Dr Hari Kumar, Associate Professor of Biotechnology at the Indian Institute of Science (IISc), is still waiting for the mainstream media to broadcast the story. So far, none of the TV channels or newspapers have gotten around to reporting this completely non-controversial and quite bland news item, sources report.
April 26, 2010 | Filed under
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Karthik Laxman, a die-hard fan of Sachin Tendulkar, was arrested with a knife ahead of the third-place play-off match of IPL between Bangalore and Hyderabad. Karthik wanted to attack Jacques Kallis, the Bangalore batsman, so that Sachin Tendulkar retains the Orange Cap for scoring the maximum number of runs in the tournament. Kallis is 17 runs behind Tendulkar and is slated to play today’s match, while Tendulkar is doubtful to play in the finals tomorrow.
April 24, 2010 | Filed under
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Two patients had to be shifted to intensive care yesterday here, when they were inadvertently exposed to 15 minutes of a toxic Hindi TV serial. Doctors are struggling to restore the damage to the patients’ psyche from the 143rd episode of Parikkkrama – Do Bichhdi Behne Parrrdes Jaakar Kkkabhi to Saaaas Baneingi. Their condition is reported to be “critical but stable, similar to Manjula in the 67th episode of Samay Kay Saath Badaltey Rishtey”.
April 23, 2010 | Filed under
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A high level committee formed by the government to look into the allegations of match-fixing, black money, betting, underworld, corruption, prostitution, drugs, and political connections into IPL has concluded its investigations and submitted its final report to the Prime Minister. Although the report would be tabled in the parliament next month, Faking News has got exclusive access to its conclusions and recommendations. The committee fixes the blame on ZooZoos for all the ills of the tournament and has recommended its removal.
April 22, 2010 | Filed under
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This is an opportunity Iceland can barely afford to miss, and it comes at a time when the country is going through economic crisis and volcanic eruptions. A Chinese aphrodisiac products company has announced its intentions to sell packaged volcanic ash, claiming that it can treat erectile dysfunction and boost sex drive among the human beings. The company plans to buy fresh volcanic ashes from Eyjafjallajökull.
April 21, 2010 | Filed under
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Dear Lalit, Dude, stop gawking at that girl, and concentrate on this letter. At the outset I want to make it clear that I am not your fan, not even on facebook. In fact, starting today, facebook tried to make things easier by removing the concept of being a fan; now they just ask you to like something. Nice step, but too late, now I don’t even like you.
April 20, 2010 | Filed under
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