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Caption it! What is Arindam Chaudhuri saying to the world?

Caption it! What is Arindam Chaudhuri saying to the world?

Management Guru, Economist, Entrepreneur, Professor, Motivational Speaker and Philosopher Mr. Arindam Chaudhuri’s some of the well known statements include “count your chickens before they hatch”, “discover the diamond in you” and of course, “dare to think beyond the IIMs”. But his pearls of wisdom don’t end with these statements. Can you guess what could he be telling here to the large audience assembled to hear him?

Pigeons found accepting and giving bribe, scientists claim

Pigeons found accepting and giving bribe, scientists claim

Scientists at National Centre for Biological Sciences have claimed evidences that suggest that birds and animals could also be involved in corrupt practices. The conclusion was arrived at after intense observation of a group of pigeons in the institute premises for around three years, who were found to be accepting and giving bribe to procure straws for building nest. The findings have triggered a worldwide debate.

Sunday Magazine: Should IPL be identified as charity work?

Sunday Magazine: Should IPL be identified as charity work?

Government had put a ban on Fashion TV for ten days starting March 12 this year, but on the same day third season of the IPL started. Many people admitted that the tournament provided them the much needed relief and thanked the IPL committee for the benevolence and generosity bestowed upon them. So does that not amount to charity and hence exemption from taxes for IPL?

First time MP alleges ragging by seniors inside Parliament premises

First time MP alleges ragging by seniors inside Parliament premises

A first time MP, who won as an independent candidate in the last general elections, has accused some senior MPs of ragging him for over a month inside the parliament premises. This is the first reported incident of ragging inside the parliament and it has shocked everyone beyond belief. The young MP has leveled serious allegations against many senior Lok Sabha MPs belonging to various national and regional parties.

Chai wallah hires McKinsey to find out if he should sell Omelets and Maggi too

Chai wallah hires McKinsey to find out if he should sell Omelets and Maggi too

Rambhai, the famous tea stall owner outside IIM Ahmedabad campus, has decided to hire global management consultancy firm McKinsey & Company to advise him over his plans to sell Omelets and Maggi alongside tea and cigarettes. Rambhai has been mulling over diversifying his portfolio of products and services for quite some time now, and finally decided to take the route usually taken by astute business managers.

Chudails and Aliens feeling left out of the IPL controversy

Chudails and Aliens feeling left out of the IPL controversy

With Bollywood, glamour, politics, international affairs, domestic affairs, personal affairs, underworld, business, brands, bakchodi and a bit of Cricket into it, IPL has appealed to almost everyone in India and abroad, but a section of media-savvy chudails and aliens are not impressed. These poor souls can’t understand why they have been selectively left out of the whole controversy when they could only have made the whole affair even more spicy, sleazy and murky.

After Promoted Tweets, Twitter to launch News Channel

After Promoted Tweets, Twitter to launch News Channel

Just a day after announcing that it will introduce Promoted Tweets in an attempt towards monetization, Twitter has now unveiled its ambitious plan to launch a news channel in India. It wants to ride on the popularity it enjoys in India; especially the kind of support celebrities have shown has been instrumental in making Twitter decide about it. One more thing that goes in Twitter’s favor is the rate at which it has successfully generated fresh and spicy content, without which today’s news scenario is unimaginable.

“Poor equipment and lack of training key to crushing Naxals”

“Poor equipment and lack of training key to crushing Naxals”

Dismissing criticisms that inferior equipments and lack of training were the reasons behind the fatal ambush of 75 CRPF personnel in Dantewada, a senior Government official in the Home Ministry has instead claimed that the provision of defective and outdated arms was actually a strategy deliberately employed to combat the growing Naxalite menace, although the policemen have failed to realize the strategic advantage they possessed.

IIT JEE glitches expose frail disposition of Indian students

IIT JEE glitches expose frail disposition of Indian students

Barely five months after thousands of students failed to take CAT successfully, comes the shocking news of students failing yet again at another entrance test of international repute – IIT JEE. Just a few alleged glitches in the objective response sheets were enough to send thousands of students in a tizzy, putting a question mark over the quality and mentality of Indian students being produced these days.

Sunday Magazine: Are IPL sponsorships getting out of hand?

Sunday Magazine: Are IPL sponsorships getting out of hand?

It all started when a commentator of IPL3 called a eunuch (hijra) DLF Maximum, triggering protests from the hijra community. Thankfully that was fake news, but we all shuddered at the thought of a father terming his son cracking IIT-JEE as his Citi Moment of Success, or DPS terming its lunch recess as MaxMobile Strategic Time-out. And for all that we know these are real threats facing our society, thanks to IPL.

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