New Delhi. Dismissing criticisms that inferior equipments and lack of training were the reasons behind the fatal ambush of 75 CRPF personnel in Dantewada, a senior Government official in the Home Ministry has instead claimed that the provision of defective and outdated arms was actually a strategy deliberately employed to combat the growing Naxalite menace, although the policemen have failed to realize the strategic advantage they possessed.
“The Naxals always end up looting and pilfering our arms and ammunition, and this is the reason we give our police force and constables the most outdated and ancient weapons that we can. They (the police) need to realize that it will be much easier to crush the Naxalites once they have such inferior arms in their possession”, the official said.
Indian government maintains that it's winning the war against the red terror
When asked about the issue of poor training, the official was reluctant to expose such highly thought out offensive strategies but relented in the end.
“The lack of effective training is a mask to draw the savages in and make them complacent”, he revealed. “Moreover, we also make sure our men do not have access to drinking water or medical supplies in order to further weaken the Naxal forces”, the official disclosed the killing strategy to fight Naxals.
The official explained that the police forces have learnt a lot from P. Chidambaram’s brave exhortations to stay calm and focused in such adverse situations and revealed that the personnel have been instructed to constantly repeat key Chidambaram quotes in their mind when they get ambushed by the Naxalites.
“Phrases like ‘Anti-Naxal operations are a big success and shall be intensified’ and ‘the threat is grave and I warn the Naxals against misleading the youths of our country’ have worked wonders in helping police morale. We are sure to crush the Naxals in a year with such positive attitude everywhere”, informed the official.
Outlining the plans for the future, he revealed that the intent to hoodwink the Naxalites into preparing for an air attack have been working well.
“In a recent arrest, books on Anti Aircraft Weapons and Techniques were recovered from the Maoists. This shows how successful we have been in fooling the Maoists into preparing for air attacks even though we have no such plans.” he said with a smug look on his face.
“We are winning the war, we just need everyone’s support.” reiterated the official as he switched on the news channels to know more about Sania-Shoaib’s marriage plans.
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good one, the only way is to crush the naxals with Army
Naxalism is an issue plaguing our country off late , we need constructive ideas to bring the misguided people to the mainstream. I hope this piece of sarcastic article brings awareness among people.
naxals need to be dealt , not crushed. Don’t make the same mistake that west made with terrorism!
Didnt you know saying ALL IIZ WELL also will make you fight the naxalites
I think the govt has developed a crush for the naxals instead of crushing them!
BTW i don’t know whether to laugh at the wonderful article of be saddened by the plights of our jawans!
Naxals cannot be ‘dealt’. They need to be ‘crushed’. Those brutal savages cannot possess an ideology of righteousness. And all they can play is the cheapest kind of politics of ‘helping the kin of the slain’.
Most of these so-called Naxals and Maoists don’t have any ideology. They are simply lured into the fold by giving them some money.
Its really an irony to see the apostle of peace, Mr. Mahatma Gandhi and Maoists originating from the same country.
many people say that we should use army but in my view using army would be disastrous because i don think we want to annhilate whole villages thereby alienating even those who support the indian state.Instead we should apply divide and rule like that used in andhra to divide naxals among themselves.
But i don see any reason why air force helicopters and UAV’s can’t be used for surveillance and offensive operations.These r total waste if we cannot use them in these diffcult situations.
Don’t make joke of it. Think about families of 75 dead CRPF personnel .
Why kill our own people by employing the army or violence and crushing them? The best way to crush dissidence is by providing them the best infrastructure possible. If the government were to build roads and provide electricity in these areas, i see no reason for more violence.
But the kind of comments I see here make me think how much has the common Indian public been brainwashed by the politicians.
“The kind of comments I see here make me think how much has the common Indian public been brainwashed by the politicians.”
So true! Any and every thing on media is a trick.
-Rann says it all.
Well then the same logic hould apply against SIMI, IM and Afzal Guru. They are all our own people. Maybe we should unban the CPI(ML) and invite it to hoist red flag over the lal quila (This is incidentally there motto – Lal Salam se lal quile tak).
When you begin to defy the idea of soveregnity of india, and attacking the public property you are no longer “own people”
I guess you do not consider the 75 CRPF as “our own people”
LMAO……..Awesome article..BUT why do people discuss about humor stuffs so seriously? Above comments are crazy!!!! Looks like all are preparing for their UPSC interviews…hahahaha..