India could witness yet another split between brothers after Anil Ambani and Mukesh Ambani had parted ways in 2006. Sources indicate that Singh brothers, who formerly owned Ranbaxy are planning to do the same. Faking News has learnt that amicable efforts are on to pave way for a very acrimonious public split sometime in 2010. Singh brothers believe that such a split would help them generate maximum wealth.
May 31, 2010 | Filed under
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A man is known by the company he keeps and the shoes he wears. We all know the company of our beloved Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, but we don’t know much about his shoes unlike his trademark blue turban. Therefore, stepping into Manmohan Singh’s shoes is akin to wearing his turban. And today we analyze if Rahul Gandhi is ready to step into Manmohan Singh’s shoes.
May 30, 2010 | Filed under
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Ridiculing the legend of Mauryan emperor Ashoka having felt sick after witnessing mass death and destruction during the war of Kalinga, terrorists from Taliban have asserted that they never felt an iota of discomfort despite having killed thousands of human beings in various terrorist activities in the past few years. On the contrary, the terrorists have declared to keep on killing people, whenever and wherever they can strike.
May 29, 2010 | Filed under
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A robot programmed to function as priests at marriage ceremonies has been caught on hidden camera in a compromising position with a wedding planner, shocking millions of i-faithfuls worldwide. The shocking visuals were played repeatedly on a regional news channel here, which clearly showed the robot as I-Fairy, the latest product of Japanese company Kokoro, while the face of the wedding planner was blurred beyond recognition.
May 28, 2010 | Filed under
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In order to provide relief from sweltering heat to the residents living in the National Capital Region, union government has decided to open hundreds of bathrooms lying unused in the President House i.e. Rashtrapati Bhavan for bathing and relaxing by the common citizens. The bathrooms would be open for the next five days starting today, before Her Highness Pratibha Patil returns from her tour of China.
May 27, 2010 | Filed under
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When he got 61.23% marks in the CBSE class 12 exams, results of which were declared five days back, Neeraj could somehow escape the fury of his parents as he had told them about his healthy IIT JEE prospects. But this lull of five days might prove to be those before a storm as the 16-year-old discovered that he, along with more than 4 lakh others, had failed to qualify for IITs too after JEE results were announced earlier today.
May 26, 2010 | Filed under
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A leading human rights group of Somalia, Somali Dal, has opposed the trial of five alleged Somali pirates that went underway in the Netherlands today. The rights group, consisting of authors, professors, lawyers, journalists, retired pirates and jobless intellectuals, has termed the trial as an example of state sponsored war against the poor and the oppressed. One member of the group went on to call the Somali pirates as Nelson Mandela, but with guns.
May 25, 2010 | Filed under
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Two weeks have passed since Swati, 24, cracked a rather cheeky joke during an office party, but she can still find office losers smiling at her for no apparent reasons other than that joke in all probability. Losers are attempting hard to start a dialogue with her and try to bring Sherlyn Chopra in the conversation, a Bollywood actress about whom Swati had passed a remark, which was deemed as bold, non-veg, mast, phaadu, etc. by her bosses and colleagues, making her the center of attraction since then.
May 24, 2010 | Filed under
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In an exclusive interview to Faking News, Railway Minister Mamata Banerjee denied that she was deliberately staying in Kolkata to help her party prepare better for the West Bengal assembly elections. Ms. Banerjee clarified that she was trying her best to reach New Delhi but her train tickets were not getting confirmed. She promised that once her tickets are confirmed, she would be back in Delhi and look into matters like stampede at New Delhi railway station or strike by some railway employees.
May 23, 2010 | Filed under
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Atheists living on the planet Anesidora are up in arms against a newly released movie The Holy Avatar that denies nonexistence of a creator God and proposes that the universe was created by some supernatural power. The movie has been produced by Na’vi people residing on Pandora, the natural satellite of Anesidora, in association with some human beings, better known as Sky People to the Na’vis.
May 22, 2010 | Filed under
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