<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" > <channel><title>Comments on: HR team meets to discuss ways to cut down on employee happiness</title> <atom:link href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/</link> <description>leading news satire website of India</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:19:31 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>By: Prashanth DN</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-71775</link> <dc:creator>Prashanth DN</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:24:46 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-71775</guid> <description>Hope our HRs do not propose to buy toilet-timers because rest rooms are the best timepass here ;)</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope our HRs do not propose to buy toilet-timers because rest rooms are the best timepass here <img src='http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Abhishek</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-51727</link> <dc:creator>Abhishek</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 09:56:45 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-51727</guid> <description>Very nice. Sets lot of things into perspective.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very nice. Sets lot of things into perspective.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Roshani</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-28517</link> <dc:creator>Roshani</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 05:56:14 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-28517</guid> <description>Too good and so true :P</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too good and so true <img src='http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Chamatkari Patrakar</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-7528</link> <dc:creator>Chamatkari Patrakar</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 08:10:17 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7528</guid> <description>Me already in process...U get good luking girls too as the HR team offers a seat in HR to elite class.....</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Me already in process&#8230;</p><p>U get good luking girls too as the HR team offers a seat in HR to elite class&#8230;..</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Smarttrekk</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-7481</link> <dc:creator>Smarttrekk</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:05:39 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7481</guid> <description>HR =&gt; HELL Representatives !!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HR =&gt; HELL Representatives !!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: John</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-7480</link> <dc:creator>John</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 03:42:42 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7480</guid> <description>I agree!!They have such an easy life! im jealous,, which is why im going to do a HR MBA and become a HR myself :D it&#039;s a lot better than being a techie, trust me</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree!!</p><p>They have such an easy life! im jealous,, which is why im going to do a HR MBA and become a HR myself <img src='http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> it&#8217;s a lot better than being a techie, trust me</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: dream4big</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-7418</link> <dc:creator>dream4big</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 10:12:06 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7418</guid> <description>I also loved the names &#039;Nitya Udaas&#039; and &#039;Anand Anjaan&#039;.   Lolz!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also loved the names &#8216;Nitya Udaas&#8217; and &#8216;Anand Anjaan&#8217;.   Lolz!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Mohit</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-7263</link> <dc:creator>Mohit</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 05:52:06 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7263</guid> <description>Hari Sadu.....LOLZ</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hari Sadu&#8230;..LOLZ</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: annu</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-7260</link> <dc:creator>annu</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 03:53:46 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7260</guid> <description>i work in this company..and i would say..no one cares about employee satisfaction..they only care abt the work being done without hiccups.. especially the HR..</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i work in this company..and i would say..no one cares about employee satisfaction..they only care abt the work being done without hiccups.. especially the HR..</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: links for 2010-05-06 &#171; Unjustly</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-7238</link> <dc:creator>links for 2010-05-06 &#171; Unjustly</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 13:31:17 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7238</guid> <description>[...] HR team meets to discuss ways to cut down on employee happiness &#124; Faking News After having observed increased level of happiness and satisfaction among the employees in the past few weeks, the HR team of Hindustan Companies Limited (HCL) met today to discuss innovative ways of reducing employee pleasure to bring it down to the acceptable levels. The three member top level team is expected to finish its brainstorming session by 5.30 PM sharp and submit its recommendations to the top management tomorrow. “We had received specific information from our sources that employees were seen generally happy and jovial in the past few weeks. No important announcement or managerial decisions were taken in the concerned duration that could have logically added to the overall well-being of the employees. At best, the development could be termed an aberration.” Hari Sadu, HR head of HCL said. (tags: humor satire hr business workplace) [...]</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] HR team meets to discuss ways to cut down on employee happiness | Faking News After having observed increased level of happiness and satisfaction among the employees in the past few weeks, the HR team of Hindustan Companies Limited (HCL) met today to discuss innovative ways of reducing employee pleasure to bring it down to the acceptable levels. The three member top level team is expected to finish its brainstorming session by 5.30 PM sharp and submit its recommendations to the top management tomorrow. “We had received specific information from our sources that employees were seen generally happy and jovial in the past few weeks. No important announcement or managerial decisions were taken in the concerned duration that could have logically added to the overall well-being of the employees. At best, the development could be termed an aberration.” Hari Sadu, HR head of HCL said. (tags: humor satire hr business workplace) [...]</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anand</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7229</link> <dc:creator>Anand</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 08:06:48 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7229</guid> <description>Totally agree</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Totally agree</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: parwatisingari</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-7222</link> <dc:creator>parwatisingari</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 03:44:33 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7222</guid> <description>greatest mytho of management is that it exsists</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>greatest mytho of management is that it exsists</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Ujjwal</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-2/#comment-7208</link> <dc:creator>Ujjwal</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 17:37:48 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7208</guid> <description>Nice Script!! Wellsaid. I feel all HR personnel should be sent to moon with one way ticket (while they are too happy for their Lunar sojourn). They are suckers and whatever time they get for work, they are busy hatching plans to cut on employee satisfaction. Butcher them!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice Script!! Wellsaid. I feel all HR personnel should be sent to moon with one way ticket (while they are too happy for their Lunar sojourn). They are suckers and whatever time they get for work, they are busy hatching plans to cut on employee satisfaction. Butcher them!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Shiv</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7206</link> <dc:creator>Shiv</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 17:18:05 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7206</guid> <description>In fact all these fits in well for the HR in my office!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In fact all these fits in well for the HR in my office!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Stier</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7202</link> <dc:creator>Stier</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 16:00:50 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7202</guid> <description>Ha ha ... Reminds me of the managers and the HR of my company</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha ha &#8230; Reminds me of the managers and the HR of my company</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: ck</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7199</link> <dc:creator>ck</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 15:15:37 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7199</guid> <description>&#039;swapping&#039; ?? you mean swiping? irrelevant tho&#039; you might end up giving some ideas to the HR folks out in the world. there are people who really think like this !! :)</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;swapping&#8217; ?? you mean swiping?<br /> irrelevant tho&#8217;<br /> you might end up giving some ideas to the HR folks out in the world. there are people who really think like this !! <img src='http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: let_me_litigate</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7198</link> <dc:creator>let_me_litigate</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 14:39:34 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7198</guid> <description>Hari Sadu from naukri.com fame is back !!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hari Sadu from naukri.com fame is back !!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Arindam Khan</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7196</link> <dc:creator>Arindam Khan</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 14:10:18 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7196</guid> <description>Nitya Udaas Anand Anjaan --what a name! FN roxx</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nitya Udaas<br /> Anand Anjaan<br /> &#8211;what a name!<br /> FN roxx</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Ahmedf</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7192</link> <dc:creator>Ahmedf</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 13:03:25 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7192</guid> <description>Completely true --- ongoing in most of the MNC&#039;s --- Hats off to you :))</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Completely true &#8212; ongoing in most of the MNC&#8217;s &#8212; Hats off to you <img src='http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> )</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Funky</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7190</link> <dc:creator>Funky</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 12:41:51 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7190</guid> <description>Hari Sadu!!!That says it all!!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hari Sadu!!!</p><p>That says it all!!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Vikas</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7189</link> <dc:creator>Vikas</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 12:28:13 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7189</guid> <description>The line below the pic is best :)  FN rocks!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The line below the pic is best <img src='http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> FN rocks!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Kavi</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7188</link> <dc:creator>Kavi</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 12:25:47 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7188</guid> <description>Excellent! most of the HR guys are like these thugs! :D</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excellent! most of the HR guys are like these thugs! <img src='http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Tweets that mention HR team meets to discuss ways to cut down on employee happiness &#124; Faking News -- Topsy.com</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/hr-team-meets-to-discuss-ways-to-cut-down-on-employee-happiness/comment-page-1/#comment-7187</link> <dc:creator>Tweets that mention HR team meets to discuss ways to cut down on employee happiness &#124; Faking News -- Topsy.com</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 12:18:36 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3200#comment-7187</guid> <description>[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by srikanthkadem, Senthil, Kunal Bilakhia, Kunal Bilakhia, Hetal Acharya and others. Hetal Acharya said: RT @fakingnews: Breaking News: HR team meets to discuss ways to cut down on employee happiness http://bit.ly/bMI6O3 #fakingnews [...]</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by srikanthkadem, Senthil, Kunal Bilakhia, Kunal Bilakhia, Hetal Acharya and others. Hetal Acharya said: RT @fakingnews: Breaking News: HR team meets to discuss ways to cut down on employee happiness <a href="http://bit.ly/bMI6O3" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/bMI6O3</a> #fakingnews [...]</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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