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“Census worker asked me my bust size, what will they do with this data?”

“Census worker asked me my bust size, what will they do with this data?”

I was shocked, even offended, but kept my cool as I had seen many hoardings over bus-stops asking citizens of India to cooperate with the census staff. Some people had even told me that I could be penalized if I refused to answer any question. So I answered that rather offensive question, after which those guys smiled, thanked me, and went away. But I still can’t understand why the government needs this data. Can you please let me know?

Tiger leader demands caste wise break up of 1411 tigers left

Tiger leader demands caste wise break up of 1411 tigers left

Sher Singh, a local leader of Indian tigers, has demanded a caste-wise break up of all the tigers currently residing in India, widely believed to be just 1411 in numbers. Singh believes that welfare schemes like “Save Our Tigers” can never succeed without such data collected. This is for the first time that any animal group, apart from the human beings, has put forward such a demand.

Sherlyn Chopra takes on Viswanathan Anand for killing horses and camels

Sherlyn Chopra takes on Viswanathan Anand for killing horses and camels

A group of PETA activists headed by scantily clad Sherlyn Chopra riding a stud along with a horde of horses, camels, and elephants staged a protest in front of Viswanathan Anand’s residence at Chennai. They shouted “Anand! Go back!!” Later speaking to Faking News, one of the PETA activists alleged that Anand was anti-animalist and killed all these protesting animals, excluding Sheryln.

3G spectrum auction closes, colors other than VIBGYOR sold

3G spectrum auction closes, colors other than VIBGYOR sold

After a month long auctioning, the Department of Telecommunications not only declared the process over, but also revealed the path-breaking technology that differentiated 3G over the 2G spectrum. The third generation spectrum would have many more colors than the seven traditionally acknowledged in the spectrum – Violet, Indigo, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, and Red – better represented by the acronym VIBGYOR. As a result, the government could earn 70,000 crore rupees, much higher than it had expected.

Digvijay Singh opposes use of brains against the Naxalites

Digvijay Singh opposes use of brains against the Naxalites

Congress leader and former Chief Minister of Madhya Pradesh Digvijay Singh has opposed using brains to counter the violence unleashed by Naxals and Maoists in different parts of the country. Singh believes that brains should be used only as the last resort after all other options have been exhausted by the government. Singh was taking part in a brainstorming session to prepare anti-Naxal strategy under the leadership of leading anti-Naxal strategist Rahul Gandhi.

Indian Hockey team detained at airport for carrying wooden sticks

Indian Hockey team detained at airport for carrying wooden sticks

The Indian men’s Hockey team, which just returned home after sharing honors for the first spot with South Korea in the Sultan Azlan Shah tournament, was detained at the International Airport here due to security concerns. According to the customs officials, they were found in possession of dangerous wooden sticks, a barred item for international routes where only cricket bats are allowed as an honorary exception.

What are Vijay Mallya and his son doing with Lalit Modi here?

What are Vijay Mallya and his son doing with Lalit Modi here?

No, this picture is not fake. The father son duo of the UB group and the father of IPL are having nice time in Monaco. But as they say, a picture tells a thousand words, so can you tell us what does this picture tells you? What message does it convey to you – about good times, about beer, about cricket, about parenting? You could post your comments here and check out comments on facebook too.

SC strikes down demands of 110% effort from employees as unconstitutional

SC strikes down demands of 110% effort from employees as unconstitutional

In a landmark judgment slated to benefit millions of employees working in the private sector, the Supreme Court today barred employers from asking their employees to give 110% to their companies. The honorable court observed that such a demand, or even a request to the employees for putting anything in over 100%, was against the basic principles of fair trade and amounted to breach of contract.

Sunday Magazine: What should we do to win in T20 again?

Sunday Magazine: What should we do to win in T20 again?

Since we won the T20 Cricket World in 2007, we have been performing horribly in the subsequent editions. While a lot is being said about the reasons of our poor performance, including IPL, no one has seriously bothered to analyze the facts. Instead of questioning the fitness and commitment of the players, we should look for factors that have changed since we won the inaugural cup.

Lalit Modi sells his 10,000 pages reply to BCCI as movie script

Lalit Modi sells his 10,000 pages reply to BCCI as movie script

Keeping with his fascination for Bollywood and business, suspended IPL commissioner Lalit Modi has decided to sell off his 10,000 pages document, which he had prepared as a reply to the show-cause notice sent to him by BCCI, as a movie script. The script has been bought by Warner Brothers, who are all set to make a remake of their earlier historical fantasy film 10,000 BC.

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