New Delhi. The threat of disposal of toxic waste by universities has turned really serious after a scrap worker was found to have turned totally senseless this morning when he was accidentally exposed to a thesis manuscript lying in a heap of waste. The incident comes close to Delhi University dumping Cobalt-60 and Uranium-235 in public places, which had led to the death of a scrap worker earlier. Preliminary investigations suggest that the thesis came from Jawaharlal Nehru University (JNU).
“The worker, Santosh Choudhry, was collecting scrap from a garbage heap in the Ber-Sarai area, when he found this PhD thesis copy in spiral bound. It seems he flipped the pages out of curiosity, and since then he is not able to talk or think straight.” NDMC (New Delhi Municipal Corporation) official Kalpesh Malik said.

A PhD thesis is supposed to come out after a lot of mental effort goes into it
Santosh has been admitted in the psychiatry department of AIIMS, where the doctors are trying their best to bring him back to the senses.
“He has been babbling something about revolution, battles, mountains and minerals since he was brought this morning. We summoned his family after our attempts to engage him in some sort of dialogue failed, but he has refused to identify even his family members and has been talking to himself all through.” Dr. Praveen Chopra informed, terming Santosh’s condition as out of danger but unstable.
Police have sealed the area around the garbage heap in Ber-Sarai and have started the investigations. Sources indicate that the suspected toxic PhD thesis came from JNU.
“We are looking into all the aspects of the problem. It’s true that Ber-Sarai area is frequented by JNU students and there are many shops offering services for printing and collating PhD thesis manuscripts. We can’t tell you more at this point of time.” a Delhi Police official said.
But the incident has caused uproar in the JNU campus, which is known for protests, sloganeering and placard drawings by its resident students.
“Not only thesis manuscripts, someday a PhD student will be found lying in a garbage dump causing mental hazard to other scrap worker. This is a wake-up call for all universities offering PhD course and all the PhD students.” said Amit Yadav, a PhD student who is trying to finish his thesis work for the last six years.
JNU students are sharply divided over what could have caused the scrap worker to lose senses. While some of them believe that it was the Abstract part of the thesis, others believe that the worker might have gone through the list of References or Acknowledgment, while a few maintain that it must have been the Literature review part.
“Why are we so sure? It might have been just a thesis proposal.” opined another student, taking part in a debate that soon got heated and divided along ideological lines, but all of them agreed that the PhD guide or the supervisor was to be blamed.
Union HRD Minister Kapil Sibal has ruled out action against anyone in this case as a matter of policy.
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U have made all PhD guys radioactive
Why should one scarp worker think to go through the PhD thesis? What would he get from a thesis? Besides, Ber Sarai is also regularly visited by IITians, the Police officers should not forget this. But I think there must be some Toxic materials deposited on the pages of that thesis. And also I heard that some students of JNU and also may be of IIT take drugs in the campus. Thanks.
umm…hello….are u a retard?
@Shilpi..u heard about JNU students..and assumed about IIT students (wid that “may be”)..gr8 illation. I can sense that u never got lucky enough to get into IIT or for that matter any educational institute
@sa1 : I also want to ask Shilpi same question
@shilpi: hey dude-ni (female dude), its a satire!!! dnt make grapes r sour -type comments!!!
@shilpi..
Some people are not blessed with most important thing in life- ‘MIND’.. i hope one day … u will find some traces of MIND inside your head.. and that day.. come back and read the article..
God bless you….. shit head!!!
@shilpi : do u evn kno tht this is satirical news site ??
@shilpi : or even what satire means?