If Commonwealth Games were organized in Soviet Russia

We all know that in Soviet Russia, television watches you, car drives you, or trousers wear you, but what if the Commonwealth Games were organized there? Maybe this?
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We all know that in Soviet Russia, television watches you, car drives you, or trousers wear you, but what if the Commonwealth Games were organized there? Maybe this?

In a completely unexpected move, Congress today expelled its Rajya Sabha member and current Prime Minister Manmohan Singh from the primary membership of the party for six years, but the party said that it will let Dr. Singh continue as the Prime Minister of the UPA government. Party insiders say that the decision was taken to help Congress perform well in the coming state assembly elections.

The Sports Ministry is facing the heat after making a series of spelling mistakes, including the name of an awardee, in a formal advisory to the President’s Office. The ministry is known to have recommended the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna Award 2009-10 to a certain “Sania Nehwal”, which was immediately approved by the President of India after thorough considerations.

Local rickshaw puller Dhani Ram and his family entered the Lower-Middle Class early last month, an year after migrating to Gurgaon from a drought-stricken village in Parbhani district of Bihar. This sudden upturn has left them with too many choices for their comfort. Experts are blaming the booming economy of India for pushing the family into what may be the most complex phase of their lives.

While a recent research had claimed that pet dogs were growing dumber due to co-habiting with the human beings, the following picture arguably shows a different image, a really smart dog full of confidence and attitude. Take a look at the picture and let us know what comes first to your mind. A sample caption is given but you can definitely come up with better ones.

Monsoon might not have arrived yet in many parts of the country, but it’s raining free laptops for students who want to take admission in any MBA course. Various business schools are trying to woo prospective students by all means, one of which includes putting up pictures of attractive girls on their websites. It’s not clear what do business schools want to convey through this step.

A local church here has ordained a 55-year-old man named Bobby Haley as a bishop, raising a lot of eyebrows as Bobby is considered to be openly Hindu by most of the people. While the church has justified its move, arguing that it demonstrated the growing tolerance and acceptance for people belonging to the minority groups among the American Christians, others have termed the step ‘ridiculous’.

In a major diplomatic victory over their arch rivals, India managed to beat Pakistan by a slender margin of 2 words when the two nations met for talks on the sidelines of the SAARC Home Ministers’ Conference here today. The words by both the countries were spoken over a duration of three days that included the foreign secretary level talks on Thursday and talks between the Home Ministers yesterday.

Enthused and turned on by the movie title, a local Khap Panchayat met here early today to watch the upcoming movie “I Hate Luv Storys” but found it contrary to their expectations. Upset by this KLPD, the Panchayat is mulling over banning the movie for misleading the youth of the country, ironically a step that could only help the movie generate more controversy and hence success.

With India all set to declare a unique identification symbol for its currency, demands for declaration of a symbol for Pakistani rupee too have started growing in Pakistan, even as opinions in the civil society appear divided over it. While the pro-symbol groups believe that such a step will help their nation catch up with the Indian economy, the anti-symbol groups believe it to be against the basic Islamic principles.