Hoshangabad, Madhya Pradesh. Yoga guru and now a politician, Baba Ramdev has proposed yoga as the solution to the prevailing Naxal menace in the country. He has proposed to bring all the Naxal leaders, police officials, bureaucrats, political leaders and free(lance) thinkers under one yoga camp roof and come up with a solution within a couple of days. Baba believes that all the parties desperately need to move their asses shake some limbs.
“Years of inaction (by politicians), indolence (by bureaucrats), armchair activism (by thinkers), and inhaling of stale air (by Naxals) has led us to the current situation. All these guys need to do some physical and mental exercises. Nothing but only yoga can change the status quo.” Baba declared upside down (in shirshasana posture of yoga).
Baba Ramdev cocking a snook at others who have been taking a faulty approach to solve the Naxal problem
Baba, who had earlier offered to cure homosexuals with yoga, believes that Naxals too were very homo in nature as they trusted and cooperated only with their own kind. But Baba maintains that it’s not just the Naxals who need the cure.
“I had met Digvijay Singh. He needs to practice some pranayama and some yoga for eyes. It will make him see straight.” Baba said.
“Arundhati Roy also needs to do the same. She has dark circles around her vision.” he added.
Countering the argument of Roy that Naxals didn’t have any other option but to resort to violence in order to make their voices heard, Baba Ramdev asked, “Did Naxals ever exercise the option of yoga?”
While Baba conceded that people in Naxal infested areas were poor, he declined to believe that Naxals too were poor. He claimed that Naxals and amassed huge wealth and vowed to bring this Red Money to the mainstream along with the Black Money in the Swiss Bank.
While he didn’t divulge further details about his political plans and ambitions, Baba used the opportunity to ridicule and reject the power yoga lessons being offered by likes of Bipasha Basu and Shilpa Shetty and claimed that those exercise can’t cure anyone, not even the homosexuals.
“My current priority is to tackle the Naxal problem. Let me have a yoga camp and get these guys there.” Baba offered his solution.
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Baba’s Amla chat pata candies tastes really good, i got few boxes of them. Hope Baba doesn’t pee on them while in Shirshasana position, wearing his lungi.
^^^ What a dumb comment
OH Really ! Thanks for enlightening O mahan Guru’s Chella
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if the naxals do come to his camp , i think the’ll put an ak 47 up his nose nd tell him to breathe deeply . And by the amount he practices breathing in nd breathing out , i think it would build enough pressure fr the bullet to zoom through without the trigger even being pressed !!!
Whats the pay? Any discount??
I wanted even David Headley, Ajmal Kasab and Hafeez Saeed to attend my Yoga session.
Yoga is one of the best exercise, it can also make you feel great inside and out.
“Did Naxals ever exercise the option of yoga?”lolzzzz
gud
this is a serious affair. People are dying out there! think before writing smthing!
“think before writing smthing” – exactly, same applies to you too
satire is hardly politically and sentimentally correct in case you still miss the point
this shocking news really shake naxalites asses…….so these mfs wl think,,,5 times before shooting at people asses