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The match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut, scheduled to continue today morning, ended in dismay for the French as Mahut failed to wake up on time, causing the match to be “forcefully forfeited” in favor of Isner, who’s from the States. It is said that 10 straight hours of tennis the previous day was the reason for Mahut’s inability to wake up the next morning.
It seems that football fever of a different kind has hit Bollywood! Recent reports indicate that a horde of listless Bollywood actors have descended upon South Africa. Our investigations revealed that under the pretense of watching the world cup, they were actually taking acting lessons from the players. One of the actors, under the condition of anonymity, confessed that they had a lot to learn from these players.
Amid reports that Group of Ministers on Bhopal Gas Tragedy could renew calls for his extradition, former Chairman of Union Carbide Warren Anderson has decided to turn himself into money and get deposited in Swiss bank. Anderson is hopeful that this will make sure that he would never return to India, except voluntarily, as has been the case with other monies deposited in the Swiss bank.
Australia is a country that has decent representation in almost all sporting events, and they manage to beat us even in cricket, a game which we Indians are crazy about and follow so religiously. So what could be the reason for Australia excelling in most of the sporting events? This picture might just tell the story.
Ram Vilas Paswan, the leader of Lok Janshakti Party in Bihar, who had been missing from newspapers and television channels for more than a year giving rise to speculations about his existence, was suddenly traced to a Rajya Sabha election victory and rescued by a team led by Lalu Prasad Yadav and a few others last Friday. The self styled dalit leader appeared to be in good health when he met media persons after a long time.
In a clear indication of how good the country was doing in football, India today featured in the list of top 50 nations with the best performing fans even though the national football team had earlier slipped one spot to end at 133th position. The ranking was released by FIFA, the international governing body of association football on Monday morning, becoming only the second sports body after ICC to recognize fans.
Hi, A Non Resident Bihari here. I hope it doesn’t sound downright funny anymore to call yourself a Bihari, which surely was the case till you didn’t become the Chief Minister of Bihar. You know, one of my fellow Bihari friends used to answer “IIT Kharagpur” whenever someone in our business school asked him where he came from. I haven’t talked to him for some time now.
The Sunday Magazine team of Faking News has discovered dozens of never-seen-before telling pictures showing Nitish Kumar and Narendra Modi together. In wake of the recent controversy over one such picture, our team analyzes what effects these new ones could have on Bihar assembly elections and on the relationship between the two political parties. Furthermore, we also ask, should a picture come with an expiry date?
After years of research and analysis, an NGO has discovered that the poor people of the world didn’t have proportional representation among the billionaires of the world. This shocking fact came to light when EOW conducted a survey in 78 countries of the world and was surprised to find out that not a single person among the billionaires in the respective societies was a poor person.
Ah, just take a look at that charming endearing lovely sexy breathtaking smile; can you believe he turned 40 today!? Unbelievable! He seems a sweet sixteen any day any moment. But since Congress says so, we must not dispute it else our patriotism could be disputed. So our beloved Rahul Gandhi turns 40 today, period! Let’s all wish a very very Happy Birthday to him!
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Google doodle when Sachin scores his 100th international century
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P Chidambaram vs. Pranab Mukherjee – the boxing match
UPA releases its own poster of the movie “A Wednesday”
Mayawati bans “That Girl In Yellow Boots” after WikiLeaks exposé
BCCI releases official poster of the injurious tour of England