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Rahul Mahajan makes India proud, first Human to be cloned

Rahul Mahajan makes India proud, first Human to be cloned

After having the last laugh on the Indian Television, Rahul Mahajan, the child of destiny, is finally set to leave his mark in the pages of history and science together. Believe it or not, he has been chosen as the first human being to be cloned by the scientists. The cloned Mahajan would be delivered to India in September 2010 by the Roslin Institute of Scotland.

Khap Panchayat orders Rahul Mahajan to be forcibly married off to Rakhi Sawant

Khap Panchayat orders Rahul Mahajan to be forcibly married off to Rakhi Sawant

In an attempt to improve their image in the civil society and reach out to the youth, a Khap Panchayat has decided to execute the longest pending demand of the populace – to get Rahul Mahajan and Rakhi Sawant married off to each other. The decision was taken after news about Rahul Mahajan beating his second wife Dimpy Ganguly and was splashed all over television news channels.

60 kilos of suspected Monica Bedi recovered from Arthur Road Jail

60 kilos of suspected Monica Bedi recovered from Arthur Road Jail

Police have till now recovered 60 kilos of what looks like Monica Bedi from a cell in the Arthur Road Jail after investigations began last Saturday with recovery of a ladies undergarment from one of the bathrooms in the jail. The concerned bathroom belonged to the underworld don Abu Salem, who is currently lodged in the same jail as an accused in the 1993 Bombay blasts case.

Naxal leader Kishenji joins Twitter, government hopeful of dialogue

Naxal leader Kishenji joins Twitter, government hopeful of dialogue

In a move that has surprised many, dreaded Naxal leader Kishenji aka Koteshwar Rao has registered himself on the popular social networking site Twitter. He will now be tweeting from the user ID @naughtykishen77. Home minister P. Chidambaram has welcomed the development and hoped that there could finally be some communication between the government and the Maoist rebels.

Arindam Chaudhuri backs Kalmadi, dares Aiyar to think beyond Commonwealth Games

Arindam Chaudhuri backs Kalmadi, dares Aiyar to think beyond Commonwealth Games

Hours after Congress leader Mani Shankar Aiyar wished the worst to the possible Commonwealth Games and warned that the preparation for the sporting events could never be completed in time by the authorities, a beleaguered Suresh Kalmadi, the chairman of the organizing committee, got support from management guru Arindam Chaudhuri, who claimed that India could even host Olympics if one dared to dream about hosting it.

Documents related to RGV’s new movie uploaded on WikiLeaks

Documents related to RGV’s new movie uploaded on WikiLeaks

In a shocking revelation, it has been learnt that Indian filmmaker Ram Gopal Varma was planning another remake of Sholay, tentatively titled Phir Lagi Aag, even as his first attempt had proved to be a disaster three years back. The appalling piece of information came to public knowledge earlier today after an unknown whistleblower working in Factory uploaded some vital documents related to the project on WikiLeaks.

Sohrabuddin case: ex-criminal to turn civilian in the court

Sohrabuddin case: ex-criminal to turn civilian in the court

In a major breakthrough for the CBI, former extortionist and hardened criminal Sohrabuddin Sheikh is all set to turn into an innocent civilian in the Sohrabuddin fake encounter case. Sohrabuddin, who is dead now as a result of that encounter, would be helped by media reports and political rhetoric in this transformation, thus strengthening the case against Amit Shah, former Minister of State for Home in Gujarat.

Sunday Magazine: Is Bihar finally returning to normalcy?

Sunday Magazine: Is Bihar finally returning to normalcy?

Last week Bihar assembly made news on international arena with a Congress MLC Jyoti Devithe reminding people of The Incredible Hulk and a hammer-throw player. Earlier such events didn’t made news as they were deemed natural and normal for Bihar legislators. In wake of these events, this week’s Sunday Magazine tries to find out if Bihar is returning to normalcy after a gap of five years.

Arindam’s next best-seller to clear the air on “Inception”

Arindam’s next best-seller to clear the air on “Inception”

Are you one of those movie goers who are not able to understand Inception? Are you getting weird dreams and dreams within those, and further dreams within those? If that is true then you need not worry because B-school evangelist and leader of young minds, Arindam Chaudhuri, has a solution for you – his new book and next bestseller “Count your dreams before you get a kick”.

Fuchcha feeling awesome after dancing like a snake in public

Fuchcha feeling awesome after dancing like a snake in public

16-year-old Amit Kumar reported a feeling of accomplishment and achievement after he danced like a snake during Fresher’s Day on the Hindu College campus here this Wednesday. Amit, who is now a first year student of B. Sc. (Honours) in Zoology, has been smiling at all his seniors and batch-mates since then, lest his identity as the awesome snake-dancer fades away from the public memory.

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