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Reported by Pagal Patrakar on Jul 9th, 2010 and filed under Culture. You can follow any responses to this report through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this report

New Delhi. Ankit, 25, and Tina, 24, were madly in love and had been going steady for almost three weeks now before they suddenly broke up in a shopping mall earlier today. The incident has sent shockwaves to many, who thought both of them were made for each other as Ankit had gifted a Micromax Bling twinkling cellpone to Tina just three days back. It’s not yet known why the couple broke up.

“Everything was going alright and Tina seemed so happy. She had even bought new skirt that she planned to wear on Ankit’s birthday next month.” said Sarah, a common friend of Ankit and Tina, and ex-girlfriend of Ankit.

Sweet couple fighting

An artist’s impression of how the couple in love would have looked like in the shopping mall

“Oh god, I feel so bad for her.” she added.

Sarah refused to share the details of her break-up with Ankit and clarified that her case couldn’t be equated with that of Tina as they were very different in nature.

“She is not my types.” Sarah said, adding that Tina’s taste in dressing was very ‘middle-class’.

Eyewitnesses present at the shopping mall still vividly recall the moment the couple broke up, though not many had specific details on what went wrong between them.

“I was looking at this mannequin when I suddenly heard a female voice scream “you get lost”; that’s when I turned back to see those guys talking agitatedly with each other. The girl looked hot and it seemed she would almost slap that thin but tall guy.” said Virendar, who also tried to make an MMS of the moment but Ankit had beaten a hasty retreat from the mall by then.

“There should be a short-cut button for video-camera on cell phones.” Virendar recalled the moment.

Other couples present at the mall at that time too recalled the moment of the break-up but could only speculate over what could have caused it.

“I guess the girl caught the guy with another girl.” Smita, who was shopping with her boyfriend in the same mall when the incident took place, said, adding, “Furthermore, they never looked a perfect couple together, they were bound to break up; I could have predicted that even if there was no fight.”

But not many of the friends of Ankit and Tina agree as they maintain that were such a sweet couple together.

“Yes, Tina was upset last night as Ankit didn’t call her back after rejecting her call, but didn’t know it could lead to their break-off.” Chetan, one of the school friends of Tina, wondered.

Ankit, who works as a call center executive in Gurgaon, had spent around 35,700 rupees on his latest affair, his friends inform.

“I hope he comes out of it soon.” wished Aman, one of Ankit’s twenty-seven best friends.

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10 Responses for “Couple in love for three weeks break up publicly in shopping mall”

  1. Neetish says:

    Ahh …do you aspire to be like India TV

  2. Kavi says:

    LOL! these days such sights are common, wonder where are we going :-/

  3. Jayasurya says:

    I wonder how many will figure that this is a satire aimed at all of us young people who are confused and totally cluless about our own lives…

    • Fazil says:

      Thanks to the corporate and business minded people, who are isolating younger generation to sell their cheap products.

  4. amit says:

    awesome..totaly amused by the thought of mall scene..lol..i always liked the comments of different person in your reports.those friends and relative of protagonist..hope someday u’ll make fun of these fn comments..keep on

  5. anant says:

    ‘…going steady for almost 3 weeks….”

    3 weeks is eternity these days.

    No wonder, Yeh toh hona hee thaa.

  6. Ankit says:

    It was not my fault. Actually She asked octopus oracle Paul about our relationship future and unfortunately this time again, paul guessed the right thing.

  7. vishal says:

    hahahahah so funny 3weeks…..such a long time maaan….i once broke up with a girl i was seeing for 4 days because see came late 4 a date…..

  8. Aman says:

    Ankit had gifted a Micromax Bling twinkling cellpone to Tina just three days back. It’s not yet known why the couple broke up.

    “Everything was going alright and Tina seemed so happy. She had even bought new skirt that she planned to wear on Ankit’s birthday next month.” said Sarah…

    …..
    Ankit, who works as a call center executive in Gurgaon, had spent around 35,700 rupees on his latest affair, his friends inform.
    ………

    Tina baught!! but who paid for it?

  9. ashok says:

    When it takes just a Minute to have a Crush on some1. An hour to Like sm1 and a day to Love sum1… three weeks is But a Lifetime”

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