Srinagar. The All Parties Hurriyat Conference (APHC) have called for state wide celebrations in Jammu and Kashmir as a baby boy was born with a stone held in his hand this morning in a government hospital here. Hurriyat leaders have hailed the development as a divine sanction of their stone pelting movement, which has now become an integral part of the Kashmiri culture, also known as Kashmiriyat.
“This is marvelous. At a time when security agencies were accusing us of funding and orchestrating stone pelting incidents in the state, the almighty has come to our rescue. This clearly proves that even god wants the Kashmiri youth to take up stone pelting. Subhanallah! This calls for celebrations!” hardliner Hurriyat leader Syed Ali Shah Geelani declared and claimed that the debate over whether stone-pelting was un-Islamic was settled for ever now, even as the Grand Mufti of J&K had opposed it earlier.
Stone pelting has become the favorite pursuit of happiness and self determination in the last one year in Jammu and Kashmir
This is for the first time when APHC has called for any celebrations in the state, which has only experienced and witnessed calls for protests, strikes, rallies, marches, demonstrations, and stone pelting by the conference hitherto.
The 25-year-old woman, Shazia Mir, who gave birth to the now famous baby boy, was not available for comments as Hurriyat leaders put her under closed surveillance and virtually under house-arrest citing ‘security reasons’.
Hurriyat leaders also rejected reports that an Army doctor had attended to Shazia in the hospital as her scheduled delivery was delayed due to the valley shut-down called by Hurriyat on the eve of Martyr’s Day yesterday.
“These are all misinformation being spread by the Delhi agents to bring disrepute to APHC and Kashmiri people. Kashmiris will not tolerate such attacks on our dignity.” Geelani averred.
But reports of an Army doctor attending to Shazia have been gaining momentum in the valley, with some people claiming that the doctor was hit with the stone as soon as the baby boy came out.
“Army will have no option but to go back. Our future generations would always have stone handy with them and would attack any army-man the moment they spot them.” hoped another Hurriyat leader.
When contacted for comments, the hospital authorities declined to corroborate the turn of events, but a few of them were shocked by the whole development.
“His mother was originally a Bengali who got married to a Kashmiri man last year. She was a regular patient and had been facing many physical and psychological complications ever since due to change in habitat. She was pregnant but I never saw any stone during her regular checkups. But somehow her relatives were rejoicing and showing a stone in the boy’s hand after delivery.” informed a doctor on conditions of anonymity.
Meanwhile, the father of the baby boy, Omar Mir, is hopeful that his days of penury could be over after being blessed with such a gifted child.
“He can earn at least 10 times what I currently earn.” said Omar, a professional stone-pelter, who doesn’t see the situation improving in the state for another few generations.
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Brillaint! exposes what these Hurriyet assholes are doing x-( though pity for poor Kashmiris, who are stuck between these assholes and incompetent governemnts at state and delhi.
Complete these sentences
Hum Kya CHahatay ………..
Ragdha Ragdha ………. Ragdha
Bharat teri ………. aayi, ………. aaya ……..aaya
Smile on
Stone pelting ..lol! THESE kashmiri people are smart they insult us by throwing stones how pity and
a shameful for us indians, but we deserve this we are dogs and doing wrong wrong there .Kashmir was never indian state we all no that and dont accept this they were occupied by force and still are we are not blind that we today even no every kashmiri people wants freedom so let them be free ….why are we forcing them and geting insulted by stones…
oooooooh la la
Inshaallah, Kashmiris wait for a baby born with a bomb strapped around his waist shall b fulfilled!
of course, and will detonate in your mothers ****.
Ha ha Ashok! You just spoke correct. And Fakih it would be another Kashmiri less….
These kind of jokes are good for bihari bhayas. Assholes, your Indian got screwed by just stones. cowards
Kashmir ki 60 saal se gaand maar rakhi hai Indian govt me, or 2 stone chala ke tere ko lag raha hai tu jeet gaya? LOL! coward hai teri puri jaat!
Its a pity that some people cannot take humour properly…..
If you cannot take humour on yourself, you have not right to make a comment on any community….. be it bihari, punjabi, marathi……
If you think things are bad in Kashmir, you shoudl definitly compare it with POK…… then you will realize how lucky people in Kashmir are…..
I knw everything is subsidized there and ppl from outside kashmir cannot own property so businesses have to pay top dollar to those bastards and still they complain, while the hindus, buddhists and the sikhs are treated as second class citizens.
besides subsidies on other things, one commodity is free of cost in kashmir i.e. bullet. Come nd have one, u will feel better….Besides there is no discrimination against any religious groups except those black dogs armoured with guns who bark bark nd bark….v jess love to spit on dose bastards…..
woh to sab ko pata hai kis ne kis ki gannd li hai, Agar tumhari gaand mei guda hota to tumhara kashmiri hindu wahan se nahi bagtae.
apni jaat mat dikha mulle, puri duniya me gaand mar rahi hai teri jaat ki, aur tum saale log isi layak ho, kisi ke saath shanti se nahi rah sakte, terrorist saale x-(
Abey O Taliban ke naajayaz aulad, apni akkal apni gaand me chupa ke ghoom raha hai kya? Itna bhi pata nahin ke Kashmir mein jo ho raha hai woh ISI sponsored hai? Kaise pata hoga, tere watan mein PTV ke alawa kuch milta bhi hai? Ab bhaag saaley aur apne ghar walon ko bacha, Bin Laden ke aadmi tere bahen ki maar rahe hongey.
Billi ke jaat … Jiska khata hai, usika churata hai … Itna pyar hai Pak se … bhag sale India se … We don’t need breed like yours … :X
guys article is very well written,but lets not write comments that tempt some people(youtube paki fighters)to dirty this site too,with useless comments
You don’t need to write comments to attract Pakistani germs. They’ll come any way. In fact, the best approach with them is to go for their jugular using the exact same language they use. That’s the only disinfectant that neutralises them.
Ashok wrote:
ashok says:
July 14, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Inshaallah, Kashmiris wait for a baby born with a bomb strapped around his waist shall b fulfilled!
LOL.
Kashmiri muslims will suffer for what they did to 3.5 lakh Kashmiri Hindus.
ob3e,
sentences ompleted:
Kashmiri Mulla kya CHahatay? “peechhe se danda”,
Ragdha Ragdha kashmiri mullon ko Ragdha
Bharat teri jai hogi,
katua Mullon chahe jitna karo jhagda
Smile on
with all that hatred for kashmiris i just wonder y india
calls kashmir as its atoot angg……u r really a cunning nation….
ROTFL. for a minute i thought it may be true.
Q: in the picture, What is a the grown up telling the stone pelter?
A: Beta ab to “stone age” se bahar niklo !!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!