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Inception gives rise to new 9/11 conspiracy theory: it was a dream

Inception gives rise to new 9/11 conspiracy theory: it was a dream

A new conspiracy theory about the September 11 attacks has emerged from the believers of Inception, the recently released sci-fi movie written and directed by Christopher Nolan, where it is being claimed that everything happening ever since September 11, 2001 has actually been a dream, while the Twin Towers as well as George Bush as the President of the USA still exist in the real world.

Unable to understand Inception, IIT aspirant kills himself

Unable to understand Inception, IIT aspirant kills himself

Recently released science fiction movie Inception by Christopher Nolan has attracted rave reviews but ended up claiming the life of a 17 years old IIT aspirant. Wednesday was a sad day for the Verma family when the youngest member of the family Gopal committed suicide because he wasn’t able to understand Inception completely even after watching it for seven times, three times in his dreams.

Human error caused Mamata Banerjee to become Minister

Human error caused Mamata Banerjee to become Minister

A high level fact-finding committee set up by the Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to inquire into the problems of Railway Ministry has blamed ‘human error’ for the whole mess. In its preliminary report, the committee pins the culpability on unidentified human beings responsible for making Ms. Mamata Banerjee the Railway Minister, apparently the central reason for all the troubles currently being faced by the Indian Railways.

Government to identify citizens by their bum sizes for UID

Government to identify citizens by their bum sizes for UID

In a bizarre development, the Unique Identification Authority of India (UIDAI) has decided to incorporate the bum-size of a citizen for the 12-digit UID that would be assigned uniquely to each Indian. This decision was taken after the budget for the unique identification project was cut down by half by a government committee. UIDAI has claimed that the new formula would also speed up the process of allotting UIDs.

Sunday Magazine: where are India Pakistan talks heading towards?

Sunday Magazine: where are India Pakistan talks heading towards?

The Foreign Minister level talks between India and Pakistan were mostly awarded zero stars by most of the critics despite powerful and dramatic dialogues delivered by the Pakistani Foreign Minister and a stoic and somber performance by his Indian counterpart. This week’s Sunday Magazine analyzes various aspects of the talks – why they failed, what could have made more interesting, and other finer aspects that are ignored by the mainstream media.

Taliban finding it easier to train monkeys, but tougher to make them suicide bombers

Taliban finding it easier to train monkeys, but tougher to make them suicide bombers

Even though many sources dismissed the reports about Taliban training monkeys to carry out attacks on US troops as ‘absurd’ and ‘rumor’, our sources have confirmed that the news about “monkey terrorists” were genuine and Taliban were indeed raising an army of gun trotting monkeys. But interestingly, these monkeys are not yet ready to become suicide bombers even as their trainers are trying their best to convince the primates.

After rupee, India could soon get a unique symbol for corruption

After rupee, India could soon get a unique symbol for corruption

Amidst demand by many politicians cutting across party lines, the Congress party announced on Thursday that it planned to introduce a special symbol to denote corruption in the next few weeks. The introduction of the new Rupee Symbol had reportedly created a huge problem for the ruling party as several mails asking for introduction of a Corruption Symbol reached them today.

India TV astrologer develops Mantra to control Mehengai Daayan

India TV astrologer develops Mantra to control Mehengai Daayan

Daati Maharaj of India TV has developed a mantra that allegedly contains powers of controlling the mehengai daayan i.e. the witch of inflation. The path-breaking development, which could bring relief to millions of Indian citizens, was announced in a live program on the news channel earlier today. The program would be repeated three times daily for the next three weeks for the benefit of the viewers who might have missed it today.

Hurriyat calls for celebrations as baby is born holding stone in hand

Hurriyat calls for celebrations as baby is born holding stone in hand

The All Parties Hurriyat Conference (APHC) have called for state wide celebrations in Jammu and Kashmir as a baby boy was born with a stone held in his hand this morning in a government hospital here. Hurriyat leaders have hailed the development as a divine sanction of their stone pelting movement, which has now become an integral part of the Kashmiri culture, also known as Kashmiriyat.

Commonwealth Games committee planning to fake Swine Flu to delay games

Commonwealth Games committee planning to fake Swine Flu to delay games

Terrified at the possibility of not being able to complete even the basic construction requirements before the scheduled start of the Commonwealth Games, the organizing committee is reported to be planning to create Swine Flu scare in the capital to delay the games. Trusted sources inform Faking News that the committee sees it as the most effective mean left to escape blame for a shoddy performance.

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