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Government now wants to read status updates of all on Facebook

Government now wants to read status updates of all on Facebook

After Research In Motion (RIM), the Canadian company behind the Blackberry smartphone, bowed to official pressure to provide access to all text messages on its network, the Indian Government is stepping up its online monitoring campaign. The social networking site Facebook is the latest target as the government aims for access to the status updates and messages of the citizens for security reasons.

PCB mulls over legalizing match fixing, to offer it as service

PCB mulls over legalizing match fixing, to offer it as service

After realizing that its players just can’t stop themselves from fixing matches, Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has decided to accept the reality and turn it into a business model. From now onward, all matches involving Pakistan would be fixed by PCB under a scheme named “Cricket as a Service” or CaaS or Cricket-On-Demand, loosely modeled on SaaS (Software as a service).

Now presenting the real Dabangg of the real world

Now presenting the real Dabangg of the real world

Salman Khan’s upcoming movie Dabangg paints him as a Dabangg (a badass hero), but for Faking News, there is only one Dabangg in this world.

Arindam Chaudhuri gets clean bowled by Sachin Tendulkar

Arindam Chaudhuri gets clean bowled by Sachin Tendulkar

When master blaster Sachin Tendulkar met the honorary dean of IIPM Arindam Chaudhuri, the management guru couldn’t stop himself from giving some gyaan and guru mantra to the legendary cricketer.

Happily married frog couple to be divorced for Commonwealth Games

Happily married frog couple to be divorced for Commonwealth Games

After realizing that heavy rains had hampered preparations and construction works for the Commonwealth Games, Delhi government has decided to schedule a divorce of a Mendhak and a Mendhaki (a heterosexual frog couple) who were apparently happily married till now. Traditionally, frog marriages are supposed to bring rains, and hence the government is hopeful that a frog divorce would take away the heavy showers.

Delhi to have its own Beijing-style 100km traffic jams by 2015

Delhi to have its own Beijing-style 100km traffic jams by 2015

India still has a long way to go to catch China, according to a report by the Ministry of Transport. According to the report, Delhi has experienced a recent upsurge of traffic chaos caused by the heavy monsoon rains, which have flooded roads, causing huge tail backs and cutting off large parts of the city. All excellent progress, but nowhere near the levels of congestion enjoyed in the People’s Republic.

After “Rakhi Ka Insaaf”, Imagine TV plans “Rakhi Ka Ilaaj”

After “Rakhi Ka Insaaf”, Imagine TV plans “Rakhi Ka Ilaaj”

You saw ‘Rakhi Ka Swayamvar’, you would soon see ‘Rakhi Ka Insaaf’, but are your ready for ‘Rakhi Ka Ilaaj’? Drama queen Rakhi Sawant has convinced her favorite broadcaster Imagine TV for another reality show called ‘Rakhi Ka Ilaaj’. With this, Rakhi would be playing a doctor on television and treat patients suffering from acute diseases. Rakhi says she will treat patients through her bare heart.

Pervert shocked to know he had been feeling manboobs till now

Pervert shocked to know he had been feeling manboobs till now

Ranjeet Singh, a habitual eve-teaser and an utter pervert, got the shock of his life when he realized that he had been enjoying the fleshy feel of someone’s manboobs in a crowded Delhi bus. Ranjeet thought that a girl was standing behind him in the bus, a thought that led him instinctively to press his back on purpose against the body of the person standing behind him.

IIPM derecognizes UGC, starts Privy League of universities

IIPM derecognizes UGC, starts Privy League of universities

A day after UGC issued public notices in all leading newspapers of India clarifying that IIPM did not have the rights of conferring or granting degrees, IIPM has come up with full page advertisements in all kinds of papers declaring that UGC didn’t have the rights to award recognition to any university. Deeply hurt by UGC’s uncharitable act, IIPM has further decided to rebel and form a private league of universities, which would be known as the Privy League, and would aim at becoming the Ivy League of India.

Rahul Gandhi to throw shoes at CMs to show solidarity with the common man

Rahul Gandhi to throw shoes at CMs to show solidarity with the common man

Rahul Gandhi, the young and dynamic General Secretary of Congress, has decided to throw shoes at various Chief Ministers of India so that he could better understand the problems and grievances of the common man. Rahul has decided that he would make surprise visits and shock appearances at various functions and rallies of random Chief Ministers and fling shoes at them after spotting the best opportunity to do so.

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