With the Commonwealth Games just a few days away, the Government of Delhi and the Games Organizing Committee have designated Paan-stained walls, bus-stops and other similar sites in the city as “Community Art”. The step was taken after the government realized that its original “civilizing mission” for the residents of the city was somewhere lost in the middle due to controversies over mismanagement and corruption in the games.
September 20, 2010 | Filed under
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In the last three months or so, protests have been taking place in various parts of Kashmir valley asking for Azadi. Most of these protests are being led by Hurriyat leader Syed Ali Shah Geelani, who thinks throwing stones weighing around 5 kilos on policemen is a form of “peaceful protest”. Last time a person led an “independence movement” in the sub-continent, he had different ideas and means.
September 19, 2010 | Filed under
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The love-marriage between Indian tennis star Sania Mirza and Pakistani cricketer Shoaib Malik is believed to be going through a rough phase after Shoaib “popped up the question” last night during family dinner. Shoaib is reported to have asked Sania if her consistent poor performance on tennis courts was result of any “match-fixing”. The question, which was rather “innocuous” for Shoaib, has upset Sania no end.
September 18, 2010 | Filed under
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After having failed to ‘expel’ or ‘hide’ beggars from the city, Delhi government has now decided to turn them into traffic police officers in order to present a beggar-free face of the national capital during the Commonwealth Games. The decision was taken after beggars refused to stay put under tents and game banners in public parks even after being promised free food and other necessities.
September 17, 2010 | Filed under
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Microsoft today announced that the next version of Microsoft Office will carry a cutting edge feature called “Reality Check” that will take Artificial Intelligence to the next level. The new feature allows a user to verify the ‘reality’ behind any data that he enters in Microsoft Office. In a few Alpha tests, Reality Check was used on some sample data, and the results were astonishing.
September 16, 2010 | Filed under
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In an attempt to attract more attention and international media coverage, Hurriyat has released a new protest calendar that features around a dozen Pakistani models, including Veena Malik, the ex-girlfriend of Pakistani cricketer Mohammad Asif. The calendar covers detailed plans for stone-pelting at various places in Jammu & Kashmir for the next eleven days and modestly uncovers hot bodies of some really good looking Pakistani models.
September 15, 2010 | Filed under
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Heavy rains in Delhi might have helped the Commonwealth Games for a change. A local blogger has reported that his file, which contained handwritten notes on many new jokes about the games, got drenched in the rains, causing the notes to be smudged and making the jokes unreadable. The tragedy is believed to have washed away around 60 jokes that were yet to be cracked by anyone.
September 14, 2010 | Filed under
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Bollywood actor Salman Khan seems to be heading towards another controversy. He has announced an international “Everybody Slap a Journalist Day” after claiming that a Pakistani news channel had edited his interview to make him sound “insensitive” and “pro-Pakistan” regarding Mumbai terror attacks, which was followed by “needless” misinterpretations and “outrage” by Indian news channels forcing him to release a VCD titled “apology” for his remarks.
September 13, 2010 | Filed under
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Leading adhesives brand Fevicol has decided to hire the Commonwealth Games Organizing Committee Chairman Suresh Kalmadi as their new Brand Ambassador. Earlier, the brand was represented by unnamed politician, aliens, egg-laying-hen, girl-with-a-moustache, among others and Suresh Kalmadi is believed to be a natural extension.
September 12, 2010 | Filed under
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As the mutant mosquito outbreak enters its third day, doctors across the city are reporting “strange”, “unprecedented” and “freaky” symptoms amongst the bite victims. The new strain has been dubbed Dengue Babuosis Vampiricus (DVB) and the authorities estimate that up to 1000 people per day are being hospitalized after being bitten by toxic mosquitoes high on the “corrupt blood” of the 30% of Indians who would happily sell their grandmothers for a quick buck.
September 11, 2010 | Filed under
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