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IIT Roorkee student caught holding test tube in an obscene manner

IIT Roorkee student caught holding test tube in an obscene manner

Public outrage has been growing after some newspapers published “revealing” pictures of some IIT students holding test tubes in an “obscene” manner in their laboratory. Even though students claim that what happened was a “normal” activity in a chemistry lab, protestors have been gathering outside the institution demanding strict action against the “vulgar” and “depraved” students.

Economist takes 6-yr-old son to court over “microloan” default

Economist takes 6-yr-old son to court over “microloan” default

A 6 year old will go to court today charged with defaulting on a loan from his father. Krishna Venugopal, 38, a professor of economics from Chennai, has asked a local court to send his son, Vijay, to the “naughty corner” for twenty minutes for having failed to pay back the principal as well as interest on the 50 rupees loan he took from his father.

“A Raja Suraksha Kavach” launched for Bureaucrats and Politicians

“A Raja Suraksha Kavach” launched for Bureaucrats and Politicians

The new product “A Raja Suraksha Kavach” derives its extraordinary powers from the prowess and abilities of India’s legendary and everlasting Telecom Minister A Raja. Launching the produce in a glitzy press conference, the VP and CEO of GM teleshopping Mr. I M Vella claimed that the product was a radical combination of Technology and Spirituality coming to the aid of humanity.

Haryana man marries “female” chicken due to falling sex-ratio

Haryana man marries “female” chicken due to falling sex-ratio

The falling sex ratio has prompted a man from Haryana to take extreme measures. Faced with a shortage of women in his village, 28 years old, Rajan Dhanna found an unorthodox solution befitting of his rural community. Last week Rajan married Simi. Simi has been described as “fair, youthful, obedient and an excellent provider of food”. Simi also happens to be a chicken, a young hen.

Times of India acquires domain rights of dead desibaba.com

Times of India acquires domain rights of dead desibaba.com

India’s leading newspaper Times of India has acquired the domain rights to the controversial, ex-pornographic portal desibaba.com. Users now typing or searching for desibaba.com will be automatically directed to the Times of India website. This decision is expected to bring in an increased amount of loyal userbase to the website.

Paul the Psychic Octopus was murdered, claims his keeper

Paul the Psychic Octopus was murdered, claims his keeper

Paul the octopus was murdered, says his former keeper and aquarium assistant Daniel Brown, who claims to have enjoyed a telepathic link with the deceased Cephalopoda. While Daniel has pointed finger towards a jealous squid, conspiracy theorists suspect the Church or the Mafia as the institutions that sanctioned the murder.

Comic Sans font is absolutely delightful, says Arundhati Roy

Comic Sans font is absolutely delightful, says Arundhati Roy

Noted fiction writer and anti-brevity activist Arundhati Roy has gone a step further in supporting ideas that are largely unpopular with the common masses. In her latest assault, the various rights activist has supported the “right to exist” of the casual computer script typeface Comic Sans, which is largely disliked for its aesthetics by designers and artists. Ms. Roy has termed the font as “absolutely delightful”.

To come on television, girl decides fast for Rahul Gandhi on Karva Chauth

To come on television, girl decides fast for Rahul Gandhi on Karva Chauth

Rashmi’s long-standing wish to appear on national television might come true tomorrow as she has finalized a foolproof plan to attract television cameras. The 27-year-old girl, an aspiring television actress, has decided to fast for Congress leader Rahul Gandhi on Karva Chauth tomorrow, and hopes that she’d make it to the headlines of all the leading news channels of India.

“Full service” gym launched, service staff lift weights for you

“Full service” gym launched, service staff lift weights for you

A New Delhi gym has become the world’s first “full service” gym, which offers its members a tailor-made “100% personal fitness service” that takes the sweat, strain and injury risk out of exercise. While most gyms provide towels, showers, steam rooms and massages, the team in this gym provides staff, who run the miles and lift the weights for the customers.

Manmohan Singh yet to call back Sonia Gandhi after receiving missed call

Manmohan Singh yet to call back Sonia Gandhi after receiving missed call

UPA chairperson and Congress President Mrs Sonia Gandhi is believed to have given a missed call to Dr. Manmohan Singh this morning, but Dr. Singh is yet to call back. Dr. Singh is a congress member, and also the prime minister of India. The development has left Congress workers completely clueless.

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