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Even as the Chairman of Tata Group, Ratan Tata has moved Supreme Court claiming invasion of his privacy through release of tapes that show him talking about black ties and gowns, besides happiness of former telecom minister A Raja, a survey has shown that most of the citizens of the country wanted to know even more about his personal life.
Constant critic of everything under the sun except his thick locks of salt and pepper hair, Mr. Suhel Seth has finally decided to go for an image makeover. He announced in a massive eight-way debate on Times Now channel last night that he was about to change his approach – from a hyper, sullen, pessimistic and outraged tone he would now move onto something more positive, constructive and smiling.
Won’t you kill for a job where you are paid one lakh rupees to make one phone call? And guess what, this job exists in our own country, which funnily is known for cheap call centers and BPOs. According to reports, Niira Radia was paid 60 crores rupees by two clients, and all that is known about her is that she makes phone calls to VIPs.
After watching hundreds of hours of video footage of television programs like Emotional Attyachaar and MTV Splitsvilla, a group of sociologists have recommended that “love” should hereafter be termed as a “sex giving” in the modern parlance, especially in India. This is a marked departure from earlier practice where “sex” was referred to as “love making” by authors and thinkers.
After being repeatedly asked by India to act fast against terrorist groups operating on its land, Pakistan has announced that it was pissed off with such rhetoric and in reality didn’t give a shit. Pakistani leaders further added that while they could see large scale destruction and death due to terrorism, they were still not convinced that it was being carried out by Pakistan based groups.
Union HRD Minister Kapil Sibal, who is also the Telecommunications Minister now, is planning to introduce the number portability service in the education sector as well. Mr. Sibal is reported to be too impressed with the idea of Mobile Number Portability (MNP), a service that was launched in Haryana today by him, and thought it was pretty relevant to the education sector as well.
State Congress unit in Bihar has refused to accept that the assembly election results were in any way failure of Rahul Gandhi’s magic in electoral politics and has instead blamed Dolly Bindra among others for the party’s poor performance. Bihar unit of Congress has in fact congratulated Rahul Gandhi for his whirlwind tours that had attracted huge turnout of media reports.
Congress has announced that Bollywood actress Katrina Kaif would perform an item dance number in the central hall of the parliament in an attempt to break the deadlock over opposition demands of a Joint Parliamentary Committee probe into the 2G spectrum scam. Party is hopeful that the opposition members would forget 2G, CWG, Adarsh, and all other scams once they get the “ultimate enjoyment”.
In a complete U-turn on the issue of contraception, the Catholic Church has announced collaboration with a condom manufacturer company to produce contraceptives for exceptional circumstances. This follows the recent comments by Pope that allowed limited use of condoms in special cases for men. Catholic Church has traditionally been opposed to use of condoms. The announcement has been largely welcomed by the common masses.
Madan Chandra Prasad, a 33-year-old resident of Delhi, won the half marathon for touching Bollywood actress Gul Panag, which was organized on the sidelines of Delhi Half Marathon yesterday. Madan achieved this frequent feat (of touching women) after running 1.69 kilometers in little over seven minutes. An estimated 3000 like-minded men were taking part in this special half marathon for touching Gul.
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