Angelina Jolie “When Brad bores me, I turn to Faking News”
Brad Pitt “I read Faking News to keep Angelina happy”
Anupam Kher starred in a movie called Daddy that was released in 1989 and co-starred Pooja Bhatt and for which he won the Filmfare Critics Award for Best Performance. Now he is all set to repeat the magic but with a different actress.
The 2G spectrum scam and the ensuing events are getting murkier and crazier. After a magazine uploaded audio clips and transcripts of PR professional Niira Radia in conversation with journalists, politicians and industrialists, hinting at a media-politician-corporate nexus to install A Raja as the cabinet minister, new clips have been released that show Niira Radia talking to the adolescent wizard Harry Potter.
In an interesting development, it seems that a resident of Mumbai has become the world’s richest man, with a single source of income – B-School competition prizes. Sriram ‘Shortlisted’ Kamble, 43, whose personal fortune now exceeds 9 billion dollars, is miles ahead of his compatriot Mukesh Ambani, who heads some petrol company who now no one cares about.
Arnab Goswami, the editor-in-chief of Times Now has got his throat and neck insured for a whopping 50 crore rupees, making him the Indian with the costliest assets. Earlier John Abraham, the Bollywood actor had failed to get his bums insured for half of the price Arnab could negotiate for himself with Bank Now, a start-up financial services company that has insured Arnab’s vital organs.
The begging mafia in Delhi is getting ingenious and keeping with modern times. After using pictures of Hindu gods and goddesses to extract money from the believers, beggars are now using pictures of Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia, and swindling money from internet savvy residents of the national capital in the name of donation to the community driven free web-based encyclopedia.
After Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh branded SUVs “criminal” due to their environmental impact, the government has decided to put statutory warning stickers on SUVs as is done with cigarette packets. After a successful trial in the capital, the law will be rolled out across the country next month. However, the warning stickers have proven controversial as some claim that they bring not only environmental, but also social shame on the driver.
It’s her first visit to India and pity that she’d be locked in a useless house with some idiots. She deserved something much bigger, as she had always deserved, and got them implanted when nature denied them. But as Indians, we shouldn’t have denied her the opportunity to see a country, which has been shaped as much by her as by our current Prime Minister.
Faking News has accessed a series of letters exchanged between the top leaders of our country in the last few days, which has now concluded with A Raja resigning from the union cabinet. These letters were supposed to be classified and not meant for public consumption, but a whistleblower in the PMO has sent them to us. The letters were sent to WikiLeaks as well, but the team there is still busy reading the Iraq war documents.
This would have been a better poster for the movie?
A computer virus, now named Globe.iWin.32 and having traits of a Trojan malware, is spreading fast across computers and removing Microsoft PowerPoint application from the infected systems. Not only the virus uninstalls PowerPoint, it denies all subsequent attempts to reinstall the vital software used in the management consulting companies and business schools. In fact, the virus has also shown phishing and data-corrupting traits.
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