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Men spent most time on Facebook watching pictures of women users

Men spent most time on Facebook watching pictures of women users

After releasing top status trends of 2010, Facebook has released trends on how users spend their time on the social networking site after logging into their accounts. Not surprisingly, the trends show that men, especially those from India, have been spending maximum time browsing through the pictures uploaded by women users in their network. These included engagement and marriage photo albums.

After Master Chef, Star Plus to air Dhobi Guru – Nikaal Daag, Varna Bhaag

After Master Chef, Star Plus to air Dhobi Guru – Nikaal Daag, Varna Bhaag

After the much awaited closing ceremony of MasterChef’s first season, Star Plus is ready with another reality show involving household work. This time the channel is shifting focus from Kitchen to Bathroom and trying an original format. But it’s not about bathing or attending the call of nature in the toilets, the reality show will focus on the art of washing clothes.

Five events that will make real headlines in the year 2011

Five events that will make real headlines in the year 2011

As the year 2010 comes to an end with all kinds of scams making news, most of you must be getting ready to get more of scam related news in the coming year, but the assessment of our editorial team differs. We bring to you five non-scam events that we think would surely happen and create “Breaking News” across the newspapers and television channels.

Ponting to be appointed as “Hawk-Eye” for ICC World Cup

Ponting to be appointed as “Hawk-Eye” for ICC World Cup

ICC has decided to appoint Australian captain Ricky Ponting as special and exclusive “Hawk-Eye” – currently a computerized system used to track the movement of a ball and extrapolate its likely path – for all the matches of the 2011 Cricket World Cup. The decision was taken after Ponting showed tremendous talent in declaring English batsman Kevin Pietersen out even though the ground and video umpires thought otherwise.

Mayawati wears garland made of onions as veg prices rise

Mayawati wears garland made of onions as veg prices rise

UP Chief Minister, Mayawati appeared at a BSP rally at Allahabad yesterday wearing the replacement for her controversial garland made of Rs.1000 notes. As market prices escalated to record levels, the BSP leader donned a new garland made of onions. While this is bound to give rise to political controversy, Faking News found out that rising prices of vegetables were giving rise to new business opportunities.

BCCI to appoint non-playing captain for winning “tosses”

BCCI to appoint non-playing captain for winning “tosses”

BCCI sources suggest that MS Dhoni could be sacked as the Indian cricket captain for his impeccable inability to win tosses in test matches where weather and pitch conditions proved to be crucial in the first session. Board is in talks with the ICC to allow a “non-playing” captain for the Indian cricket team exclusively for taking part in tosses.

Alcoholic community wants reservations in government jobs

Alcoholic community wants reservations in government jobs

For countless years, communal groups have fought for recognition in the reservation system. Lobbying groups have primarily been caste based, but all this could change as India’s 5-million strong “community” of alcoholics is all set to lobby with the GOI for reservations. The alcoholics claim that they are discriminated against in the job market. 25% of them are unemployed and a further 10% find their jobs so disagreeable they cannot bring themselves to turn up on a regular basis.

Gujjars plan to block movement of airlines with tall lathis

Gujjars plan to block movement of airlines with tall lathis

After blocking highways and railways, some Gujjar leaders are reportedly planning to block the airways to pressurize the government into accepting their demands for reservations in jobs. Protesters are joining their lathis to create high-rise lathis that could reach the skies and block the path of airplanes flying above. Gujjar leaders believe that unless the “elite” class traveling by air is made to feel the pain, their demands would go unheeded.

Zaheer fit for second test but Raina’s lack of injury remains a concern

Zaheer fit for second test but Raina’s lack of injury remains a concern

After losing the first test match by an innings and 25 runs, India is looking forward to the second match at Durban. The good news is that pacer Zaheer Khan has been declared fit but Suresh Raina’s lack of injury still remains a concern. Coach Kristen admitted that time was running out but the team management is doing all it can to make the dashing middle order batsman pick up an injury fast.

Rahul Gandhi spots “aam aadmi” during a special safari

Rahul Gandhi spots “aam aadmi” during a special safari

After throwing his new favorite phrase around for months, Rahul Gandhi may have finally encountered the “aam aadmi”. Congress Party officials, keen to help their rising star define the much used term, organized a “safari” to enable Rahul to visit some of the most mundane, unexciting parts of UP and see the aam aadmi in his natural habitat, and Rahul could successfully spot one aam aadmi.

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