Angelina Jolie “When Brad bores me, I turn to Faking News”
Brad Pitt “I read Faking News to keep Angelina happy”
The yearlong annual test cricket between Corruption and Rest of India was won again by Corruption by a huge margin of an innings and 50 lakh crores with around 10 days to spare. With this, Corruption has successively won its 40th championship since it was accorded test status in 1970. Both the teams will meet again for a new match on 1st January 2011
The recent provocations by China over Sino-Indian border might be in retaliation to India’s refusal to allow Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao to have his own IPL team. Sources indicate that while on his official visit to India a couple of days back, Wen Jiabao had expressed his interest in owning an IPL team even as Indian authorities remained noncommittal over the issue.
A 45-year-old man starved to death with a Rs.1000 note in his pocket. Sivesh Chaudry, a beggar, had spent the previous three weeks trying to get change for the note without success. Police are investigating the source of the note, but it is rumored that the authorities are seeking a “rich man” on manslaughter charges. Officials say that this is the largest sum given to a beggar since the US government last bailed out its domestic banking sector.
In another major embarrassment for the Congress party and possibly US policymakers too, the latest cables released by WikiLeaks show that Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi had warned an US diplomat over rising might of Narnia, the mythical country depicted in The Chronicles of Narnia, a fantasy novel and movie series for children. The revelations have given rise to another political controversy in India.
On many occasions people wish they had an incoming call to help them out of a boring meeting or place. Some even fake calling someone after dialing customer care number and appear busy to avoid some unwanted social contacts or to create an impression on some wanted ones. Nokia has realized this need and come up with a phone that talk back to you and help you appear busy.
Rajasthan Royal’s all-rounder Ravindra Jadeja has expressed confidence that he would definitely be playing the 2011 ICC Cricket World Cup even if he was not selected to represent India by the national selectors. Jadeja is banking upon his IPL team captain Shane Warne to pick him up for the Australian national team in case he gets a cold shoulder from the BCCI selectors.
Lawsuits have not stopped following Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg as he is slapped with one every time something significant happens in his life. Right from being sued for copying the very idea of Facebook six months after he founded the website to facing blasphemy charges in Pakistan, Zuckerberg is now facing a lawsuit from the teen singing sensation Justin Bieber for robbing him off of a well-deserved award – Time Person of the Year 2010.
After the runaway success of Sheela and Munni in blazing the TRP charts for them, the news channels of India have signed a deal with Bollywood for ensuring an uninterrupted supply of item songs across the year. The channels would use these songs and various pieces of information related or unrelated to them to produce news, preferably breaking news, and show them round the clock.
With women being randomly abducted, raped, and slashed with blades in the national capital, the state government has decided to curb crimes against women by making it difficult for the criminals to spot women in public places. Government has released a set of winter wears that have been termed “unisex” and “safe”, and have asked all the residents, irrespective of their gender, to wear the same.
Mighty impressed with his ability to erase call records from telecom companies’ database with help of some secret technology, IIT-K has decided to confer an honorary degree on Digvijay Singh, senior Congress leader and former CM of Madhya Pradesh. The secret technology came to public knowledge when it was found that call records didn’t confirm the claims of Digvijay Singh about him talking to Hemant Karkare.
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