An upmarket restaurant is acting upon Delhi CM Sheila Dikshit’s decision to remove VAT on meals for the poor by offering free meals for the hard-up. La Maison Goinfre has purchased 30kg of camembert, 50 cases of Bordeaux wine, 5kg of foie gras and 25 jars of preserved duck legs VAT-free. To qualify for the VAT waiver, the restaurant must provide meals for 50 poor people per week.
March 23, 2011 | Filed under
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Sick of his criticism of economic, social, and other policies falling on the deaf ears of the political class, management guru Arindam Chaudhuri has decided to join politics and change the face of India forever. He has announced formation of a political party called Intelligent Indian Political Movement (IIPM), which would be fielding candidates on each and every seat in the upcoming West Bengal assembly elections.
March 22, 2011 | Filed under
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Appreciating the fact that vanity in India is not limited to raising one’s own stature but it extends to belittling others’ as well, the London based renowned wax museum chain Madame Tussauds has announced its intentions to sell celebrity wax candles in India. These candles can be fire lit by the buyers, who can consequently derive satisfaction of having triggered the “meltdown” of their “favorite” character.
March 22, 2011 | Filed under
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While the effect of supermoon on tides and werewolves are still being analyzed, Faking News can reveal that an alien spacecraft, on its way to US, lost its way due to the bright moon and ended up landing in UP. Aliens even tried to abduct a person in UP, but dumped him back after the abducted person couldn’t recognize them as promptly as US residents do.
March 21, 2011 | Filed under
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Police have arrested at least seven young men, who were planning to play Holi in total “desi style” with US leader Sarah Palin, who arrives in India this evening to take part in the India Today Conclave. These men, all aged between 25-35 years, were carrying “suspected materials” and loitering around Taj Palace Hotel, where the conclave is taking place, when they were arrested this afternoon.
March 19, 2011 | Filed under
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One of the leading sons of India, Siddharth Mallya has echoed Indian cricket captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni’s sentiments that some Indian batsmen had been playing shots to please the crowd in the stadium, instead of playing for the country. Junior Mallya suggested that the IPL4 auctions of all the Indian cricketers should be immediately canceled and a new date for India specific auctions should be announced.
March 18, 2011 | Filed under
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The ugly truth about b-school campus placements has finally come out in open, even though it was known by almost everyone all these years. A WikiLeaks exposé has revealed that HR employees of various companies proudly showed “chests of cash” to be used to “buy” MBA students during the placement process. The chests were shown to a placement committee chairman of an unnamed b-school of India.
March 18, 2011 | Filed under
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Latest WikiLeaks cables reveal that an unidentified Congress leader had shown his penis to an employee in US embassy to prove that the UPA government was potent and committed to the Indo-US nuclear deal. The incident happened just five days before the Manmohan Singh government was forced to face a vote of confidence in July 2008 after its leftist allies walked out of the coalition government.
March 17, 2011 | Filed under
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The international response to the Japanese nuclear disaster has been mixed. Whilst China has announced that it has suspended its nuclear power plant projects and the rest of the world watches the suffering of the Japanese people in horror, a spokesman for the North Korean government stated that the bonkers dictatorship thinks it is “all really fantastic” and that it would accelerate its nuclear weapons program.
March 17, 2011 | Filed under
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In a sensational development, Ravi Shastri, the former Indian cricketer and commentator has revealed himself to be a “Terminator” sent back from the future. He has reported his actual name to be “T-Shastri”, and that his mission is to protect cricket in its traditional form. While the discovery has certainly come as a surprise to many quarters, the shock value isn’t as high as might have been expected.
March 16, 2011 | Filed under
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