An exotic belly dancer, who knows how to say “Namaste” with folded hands, has claimed to be the elusive Indian connection to the British Royal Wedding. Katrina, a self-proclaimed third generation Indian, has thus demanded attention and exclusive coverage by the Indian media for her “achievement”. Earlier, Indian media was successful in tracing an Indian connection with the royal wedding to a multi-tiered baked cake.
April 29, 2011 | Filed under
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IPL Governing Council has fined fast bowler Ishant Sharma for bowling with an intensity that was way too above the “accepted levels” in Twenty20 cricket. Ishant took 5 wickets after conceding just 12 runs in the 3 overs he bowled in yesterday’s match between Deccan Chargers and Kochi Tuskers Kerala, which Kochi lost by 55 runs, mainly due to the devastating spell by the lanky fast bowler
April 28, 2011 | Filed under
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After some Republican leaders doubted the gender and sexual preferences of the US President, the White House has issued a press release and a medical certificate clarifying that President Barack Obama was indeed a male human being with straight sexual preferences. Earlier, a survey had showed that a large number of Americans, especially those supporting the Republican Party, suspected Obama to be lesbian woman.
April 27, 2011 | Filed under
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Sandeep Makkar, a US citizen of Indian origin, has claimed that he was the “original” son of Vijay Mallya, who got swapped with Siddharth Mallya at a US hospital, where both of them were born in 1987. Sandeep has demanded a DNA test to prove his claims, and wants to “lawfully” date Deepika Padukone by virtue of being the original son of the senior Mallya.
April 27, 2011 | Filed under
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In hope of getting a handsome campus placement and some wonderful colleagues to hang out with, 25-years-old Mayank Pundit is planning to land in Tihar Jail. Mayank’s career plans were revealed last night when he broke into his neighbor’s house and ran away with three T-shirts and an iPhone. He even raised an alarm himself in order to get arrested by the police.
April 26, 2011 | Filed under
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18-years-old Manoj Manu, under lingering influence of movies like 3 Idiots and numerous articles before and after the movie, had decided to drop out of IIT Delhi to pursue a course in literature. Now he finds the curriculum and environment as dull and uninteresting as his engineering one, and is feeling distraught and disillusioned again. In an exclusive interview to Faking News, Manoj shares his frustration.
April 25, 2011 | Filed under
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A man in Kanpur, who grew up listening to fascinating tales about Sunil Gavaskar and other cricketing legends from his father, has lost all hopes of doing the same to his sons, whom he wanted to regale with his original tales about Sachin Tendulkar. As Sachin turns 38 today, Chiraunji Lal, a cricket fan and an LIC agent, worries about the unfulfilled ambition of his life.
April 24, 2011 | Filed under
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BCCI, the governing body for cricket in India, has announced a shock retirement from test cricket, the 5-day long traditional version of the game, in order to concentrate on Twenty20, the 3-hour slam-bang version of the game. Board said that it was finding the longer version of the game too “tiresome and boring” to manage and hence thought it better to concentrate on the shorter versions.
April 23, 2011 | Filed under
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Congress leader and former CM of Madhya Pradesh, Digvijay Singh has made India proud by becoming the first human being on earth to get an ISO certification for his integrity. Diggy Raja now has an ISO 9001:2008 certificate for his integrity, which means now he can officially question anyone’s integrity without worrying about defamation suits, unless of course the other person too has ISO certified integrity.
April 22, 2011 | Filed under
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A delegation of Indian bookies, after their week long official tour of the neighboring country, has concluded that Pakistan was absolutely safe for any cricketing tour and the Indian government could send its national team there without worrying for security of the players. Bookies are expected to brief various representatives in the government and the BCCI soon and submit a detailed report on their findings.
April 21, 2011 | Filed under
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